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Red Five

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  1. My groceries itch.
  2. Good question. That was a word I was not familiar with until November of 2024. It apparently refers to items that you would purchase at HEB. Like, say, apples or eggs or bread. I'm not sure what we used to call it before the stable genius introduced the word into the lexicon, but I've called it "groceries" ever since.
  3. I watch basically zero live TV other than sports. I haven't cancelled yet but I will if I don't have ESPN tomorrow on a November Saturday. Do the other hundreds of channels I never watch go through this shit? Like do people lose the Travel channel, or Lifetime or whatever all the time?
  4. With everything else going on in the world, sometimes I almost forget that the republican party is protecting child sex predators. Just out in the open. And apparently it just doesn't matter at all. If there was a Trump vs. Harris redo next week, Trump would probably win again.
  5. Is there a tv at the Surly tailgate?
  6. Huh. We make ours President. Twice.
  7. I know we could do “imagine if” all day every day, but imagine if someone discovered that Biden claimed to have won dozens of golf championships, when in reality he hadn’t won shit (and in some cases called in his winning score after learning the legit lowest score, and making his one stroke under that). But kept all the trophies, spent years bragging about it, etc. Hell he caught a huge amount of shit for fucking eating ice cream. Fox would make that the biggest presidential scandal of all time. Just that one thing. Forget everything else. Just golf.
  8. Now all we need is some civil unrest. Better get to making some up fellas!
  9. Also Trump orchestrating a fake civil war will really piss me off because it will only remind me of how divisive Obama was.
  10. I’m pretty sure at some point in the near future, Dotard will declare that we are in a Civil War. Like Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy.
  11. Oh yeah, that too.
  12. I’m not sure that the guy who went to a billion consecutive games would appreciate an empty seat in his honor, but it’s a nice idea.
  13. The mere thought of this possibly happening used to fuel a certain segment of our population to act like unhinged psychos. I wonder where they all went. Somewhere without access to the internet or a tv I guess. Really strange.
  14. Girlfriend, imo. “What a beautiful woman, whoa!” -Musburger.
  15. Susan Collins has to be doing a bit. The "concerned" thing has been a thing for about a decade now.
  16. Do y’all remember Team R all collectively frothing at the mouth circa 2014 or so, because they had somehow convinced themselves that Obama would try to run for a third term? Based on, of course, absolutely nothing? I member. But now…. oh that was different gif.
  17. Riker and Troi were both dirty whores. “Semi-attractive female visiting the ship? Sigh, Riker’s quarters are down the hall on the left.” Hell Riker didn’t even mind the genderless alien. “Sure, why not.”
  18. I didn’t think a lesson would have been necessary. Pet Sounds is one of the best albums of all time.
  19. Holy fuck I am not watching this show.
  20. It’s been five years and he is still bragging about being made to take a cognitive test where he had to correctly identify pictures of animals.
  21. He has our longest run of the year.
  22. The Beach Boys playing LCL after the game.
  23. Watched this last night and thought it was incredible.
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