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Red Five

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  1. Don't do this man. Someone post some tits or something.
  2. Maybe don't get medical advice from the guy who says exercise is bad for you and basically lives off McDonalds. Jesus Christ this fucking timeline.
  3. No one ever wanted blocking out of a TE before him.
  4. Maybe they could start by not supporting the man who is what fraud would be if fraud came to life and took human form. Well, fraud and a ton of other terrible stuff. Like pedophilia. Maybe start by ditching that guy. Maybe stop making the child raping fraudulent convicted felon conman president.
  5. "The 6'4", 351-pound interior lineman has been overwhelming his competition in practice due to his superior size and strength. As mentioned earlier, the fact that he's a just 3-star recruit initially caused quite a few people to write him off heading into the week." Ah, critical thinking. No one who hasn't been awarded that precious fourth star has ever amounted to jack shit and should be written off while still in high school. Never mind that like half of every NFL draft is made up of guys ranked lower than Robertson. And yeah this guy is bad ass and I never understood the ranking.
  6. Cops too. Also, they support child rape.
  7. He is fraud in human form. If anyone actually cared about fraud then they wouldn’t support Mr. Human Fraud. But it’s all just an act.
  8. This “rules for one party and none for the other” shit has to stop.
  9. The current president was found guilty of fraud during the last election. Penalty was $250 million. I’m don’t even think there were any calls for him to drop out (obviously, that was just one of his many crimes for which he had been charged).
  10. “Venezuela is basically American.” -Trump
  11. Chevy would have been the greatest Surly poster of all. Immense dickhead, smart, and hilarious.
  12. Dotard told reporters on Air Force One tonight, "Cuba is going down".
  13. I watched that last night. How long until an actual real movie can be made like that? Just as a comparison, that looks better (mostly) than the first 20 minutes of the last Indiana Jones movie where he was de-aged.
  14. The shot of Eleven at the end sort of explained some of her wardrobe selections during the last season. "Ok, let's wrap them again, then a sports bra, then a bulky sweatshirt, then a burlap sack."
  15. We would be kicked out of NATO immediately. To state the obvious.
  16. He'll probably post a video of him flying an airplane dropping shit on Greenland or something.
  17. I don't know, Adriana was pretty damn hot.
  18. I can't believe I watched this entire show and never realized that's who that was.
  19. We signed a kicker in the last class.
  20. He's listed at 6'5" 313 on the Wyoming site. How far off from that is he in reality?
  21. I know comedy is subjective and everything, but the fact that the names George Carlin, Sam Kinison, and Bill Murray are in this thread make me want to kill some of you.
  22. It's just so crazy that he wasn't awarded a Nobel Peace Prize, after spending the last year threatening to just steal another country against their will. Although in fairness I guess getting people to do things against their will has kind of been his jam these past 50 or so years.
  23. Is his "plan to annex Greenland" in a different part of that clip? That's all shit he's been saying for a year now.
  24. This is the kind of thing I think about when I'm questioning the reality we find ourselves in. That, and the fact that anyone who has been alive since the 80s knows (or, I should say I assumed everyone knew) that he's a lifelong carnival barking conman. Like when it first became rumored that he would run for president, my first reaction was "Why would he throw away money like that? He won't get 10 votes. If you built someone in a lab who is unsuited to be president, it would be Donald Trump". Then he won the republican nomination in a landslide.
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