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  1. Red Five
    Michigan is Batman at the beginning of The Dark Knight Rises. Defending champs, sure, but nowhere near the same. And Texas is Bane. We're going to kick the shit out of them and stuff them in a weird cave and make them watch tv of Gotham getting nuked. (or we'll beat them like 34-17)
  2. Red Five
    No now would be perfectly fine.
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    Sort of related.... I can't recommend the Michael Keaton Smartless podcast episode enough. He does a pretty deep dive into the making of Beetlejuice, Mr. Mom, and Batman.
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    POD guys talking about how the race is a toss-up, and referencing Nate Silver as supporting evidence. Um, am I the only one who thinks if the election were held tomorrow, Harris might win every swing state? Maybe these are things we just shouldn't say out loud.
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    Ah, Penny Marshall.
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    If we all get a bunch of money together, would you let us pay you to change this prediction?
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    "want our voices silenced" If you're being paid by Russia to spit out propaganda and disinformation.... yeah maybe.
  8. Red Five
    Halftime is 20 minutes. How would you have time to do anything at all before getting back to your seat?
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    Even when the Joe Biden of the last year or so misspoke, you knew what he was trying to say. Yeah he had trouble finishing sentences sometimes, but he still didn't spew nonsense like that. And the response to "We beat medicare" at the debate was "holy shit we have to get this guy off the ticket", not applause followed by silence.
  10. Red Five
    *Michael Caine
  11. Red Five
    Nate Silver: “Kamala has a 39% chance of winning.”
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    If only there was a way to know that he wasn't being serious about the election being stolen.
  13. Red Five
    It's almost as if art is subjective, and different people will have different opinions. Weird.
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    I too was saddened, until I saw the NFL game that is on (and I don't watch much NFL at all).
  16. Red Five
    CNN: "Many are saying that vomiting in a car as a child is disqualifying for Gov. Walz. But is it really? We'll discuss, next."
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    God, it would be so wonderful to watch all the fucking deplorables suddenly realize that it was all a lie. "But hurr durr wait.... he said it was stolen!"
  18. Red Five
    This fictional god sure is doing a bang-up job.
  19. Red Five
    Yet again, a dude who absolutely thinks that not only does he not need to get more votes, but that he doesn't even need to win the electoral college. I wonder, if someone got him on tape saying "My plan is to steal the election, and if that doesn't work, hopefully my justices on the Supreme Court will just give it to me".... would he lose a significant number of votes?
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    I'd be fine with arresting him, if he knowingly tried, many different ways, to steal an election he knew he lost.
  21. Red Five
    Throw out everything else horrible about him, and just focus on this one thing: He famously will do anything for a buck. And he owes, shit I forget, half a billion to the state of New York? Just that one. single. thing. is 100% disqualifying.
  22. Red Five
    Blue, Wisner, and our WRs are all going to look so much faster than their Michigan counterparts.
  23. Red Five
    How old is the campaign? Six weeks? "Let's just set aside the positive polls post-convention, which was two weeks ago...."
  24. Red Five
    “childs” (should start)
  25. Red Five
    Kamala looking good today in that button-down and blazer.

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