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Red Five

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  1. He’s a true freshman playing out of position.
  2. Your mom sucked my embarrassment?
  3. Their skill guys… um…. appear stronger than ours.
  4. I haven’t seen him on the field yet today.
  5. Yeah, there is a weird thing going on where the closer the receiver is to him, the worse the throw is.
  6. Florida’s five star freshman is amazing. We have three of those and they don’t play, because apparently this offense is too hard for learn.
  7. I don’t think I have heard a DT’s name called yet.
  8. How many yards do our RBs have combined? I’m guessing it’s about seven.
  9. Nothing about this season seems real. Like a fucked up dream I would have in June about everything going wrong. “And, seriously, we were starting Connor Stroh and Spencer Shannon on offense. Yeah, I know it made no sense. And Arch forgot how to play football. Crazy shit man, these dreams.”
  10. You have the most punchable face in the history of faces, Looch.
  11. Yeah we don’t do that anymore. I guess we used them all up the last two years with Ewers.
  12. I am watching Nick Brooks and he looks like Justin Blalock compared to Stroh.
  13. Oh good, more Spencer Shannon.
  14. It is shocking how Manning just melts if there is a defender near him while he’s throwing the ball. Like three different times in the first half he had receivers wide ass open and couldn’t get the ball in their fucking zip code. He just has no feel for the game.
  15. Stroh back in while we run the ball which of course makes sense.
  16. Maybe we can try 3 TEs as our base offense. At this point don’t call anything that requires more than 1.5 seconds of development because we won’t block for it and Arch probably won’t get the ball near the receiver anyway.
  17. I’m starting to think Arch really, really needs a clean pocket. And I may owe Ewers some apologies.
  18. I wonder if they’ll punt today.
  19. What are you talking about.
  20. Was that Nick Brooks at LG?
  21. And it’s bizarre considering what we looked like the last two years with Ewers.
  22. There is a pick six coming soon.
  23. Thinking “I remember when we had RBs that looked like that.”
  24. I have no idea. Similar to Stroh, it defies explanation.
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