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Red Five

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  1. Put Jonah Williams on kick return as soon as he's healthy. Having Baxter out there on the first play of the season was kind of insane.
  2. Is Niblett just a straight line speed guy? I feel like they've tried him all over the place, including punt returns (and defensive back prior to that) and nothing works.
  3. The motherfucker called it a hoax (which if you have watched him for more than about 10 minutes you know that means it is 100% real and he is guilty as shit) and then in the next sentence said that he has recently ended seven wars. When even MTG is starting to go “Hey, hold on a second…..”
  4. We recently had people quit over changes in scheduling.
  5. I keep thinking stuff like this.... if Trump didn't exist, and we hired an exact clone of him at work, no one would be able to believe it. "Where the fuck did they find this person?? What's wrong with him? Is it safe to be around him? He is not tethered to reality, at all. Literally everything he says is either a lie, wrong, or both. If he's not fired by tomorrow, I will quit" etc etc. But here on Earth one, he's the republican nominee for President three consecutive cycles, and President twice.
  6. "Colorado has mail-in voting, which means all of their elections are crooked" - The current President of the United States, in a statement that won't be controversial.
  7. Pod Save America guys were talking about what Obama would have done if his cabinet tried something like that (he would have been beyond furious). "What the fuck are y'all doing?"
  8. When Biden was in the middle of his lovely debate performance last summer, and sometime around the time he said "We defeated Medicare", the buzzards were already circling before the debate was even over. Even basically every democrat was like "Oh fuck! This is bad. Really, really bad." Trump gets to spew absolute nonsense, and have virtually everyone go "Huh. Interesting." and then move on. Must be nice.
  9. There are also six billion threads now. I’m not keeping up with most of them but I will this one throughout the season.
  10. "The stock market is down because they need the tariffs" - Dotard
  11. Texas 38 SJST 6 199 rushing yards
  12. He’s seen our defense every day in practice for three years. Speed of the game at this point should not be an issue.
  13. First thing I said when the game was over. I’m not sure what the fuck we’re doing on offense now.
  14. What’s that?
  15. They asked him a question about where he was for a week. He said something like “We’d go months without seeing Biden and no one ever questioned his health.” OH REALLY
  16. They can’t be having a national address from the White House to announce the change of headquarters for a dept. Or to announce a name change. I mean sure they could I guess, with this crew, but it will be hilarious. “Thank you for your attention to this matter. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.”
  17. After Biden was elected, I remember posting a couple of times about how important it was to have a national conversation. About how we got to the point to where we actually elected, of all people, Donald Trump president. Like a 9/11 commission type deal, to figure out how we can come back from the place we were in where something that horrific actually happened in this country. I figured something like that might actually happen after 1/6, when Trump's political career was obviously over. Oops.
  18. If you are an opposing DC, did you see anything in our offense that would scare you? Other than Wingo getting loose. Yeah me either.
  19. So Rick Wilson confidently wrote the other day that Trump is dying, and that only his inner circle is aware. Um, anyone got the rest of that piece? Was he just repeating rumors or does he actually know something?
  20. If Arch hits on the easy throws, we’re talking about how we beat them at their place solidly, with a great defense and a vanilla as shit game plan. Grades on OL and especially WR would be much higher.
  21. Longfellow looked like a guy who should be funny. Like in a weird Norm kind of way. But I don't remember ever laughing at anything he did, in three years.
  22. What's going on above his eyes? The back of his head looks strange too. Like it's been shaved. Could just be a weird pic.
  23. I'm sorry, I forgot the part about how on election day, Trump, as President of the United States, was tweeting out "Stop the count!". He was literally trying to stop the vote count, on election day, and then declared himself the winner. Is it fair to suggest he might fuck with future elections? Are democrats being unfair to this poor misunderstood man?
  24. "Media during the Trump era" will be taught in colleges one day. I was bumping channels while watching commercials on Saturday (I mean, trying to watch college football) and stopped on MSNBC for five seconds. Out of context, but the host said something like "Is it fair for democrats to suggest Trump will attempt to manipulate future elections?" and the guest was like "Well, I suppose, but...." and I changed the channel. Gee wiz, is it fair to suggest the guy who did everything possible to overturn the 2020 election, including giving orders to swing states to lie about their vote tallies, and caused a riot at the capitol in an attempt to cause chaos to the extent that the votes couldn't be counted.... is it fair to suggest that guy might screw with future elections? It should be more like "Well the American people re-elected someone who has proven himself to be completely untrustworthy with our elections.... so what do we do about it and how do we prepare?"
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