Red Five

I really hope that's not the sort of thing people are expecting here.

Do we want to sit next to Satan, Trump, Ted Cruz, etc., or this. Who is known for getting slutty on the first date. Hmmm. Tough call.

Q&A stuff from IT that I don't think has been posted yet. Inside Texas took a number of questions from the board and posed them to our trusted sources. I’m glad we did, because had our wires crossed on a pretty important piece of information. We’ll start with that. Who is the player that we aren’t discussing right now that we will be discussing in December? – @shanew21 Answer: DeAndre Moore. It appears, according to this source, the likely starting three will be DeAndre Moore in the slot and Isaiah Bond and Matthew Golden outside. I think the similarities in Golden and Silas Bolden‘s names threw us off, at least in the last week or so. What does this mean for other receivers? “Silas Bolden will get ‘starter’ reps no matter what. Johntay Cook is competing with Golden outside.” Pretty interesting. He didn’t say it but that means Ryan Wingo is behind Bond which we already suspected. Sounds like “best three” will start situation and then they just made the pieces fit. IT will continue to follow up on this. Is there anyone who will start the season as a 2nd or 3rd string, but will be starting by OU? – @joemalcom “With the receivers being interchangeable that’s really hard to predict but one of those second-team guys could easily emerge. Ethan Burke is another candidate because if he plays really well he could overtake either Edge position. That’s not a prediction but Burke is talented enough to start.” How would you rank the WRs as run blockers? – @Brisketsammich “It depends on what you’re looking for. Silas Bolden has the most want-to, he’s just small; best blocker is probably Moore. Golden has ability but has to be more consistent. Wingo needs better technique but he’s a good blocker. Cook puts up a fight.” Will Jahdae Barron be a better corner than Ryan Watts? How would you describe the differences between their styles of play? – @Brisketsammich “Barron is a gamer with great feel for the position. He might play something wrong on purpose and then go make a play. Barron’s better when the ball is in the air. Watts better in man and carrying a vertical route. Overall, Barron moved better in pads, changing directions.” At the end of the year, who will be our most valuable player on defense? Anthony Hill? Trey Moore? If Moore is as good as advertised, he could win some games for us late in games with pressure/sacks/forced fumbles. – @Zombie_slayer “Alfred Collins. It’s the SEC, you have to have somebody up front. Moore, if he can get to the quarterback, he’ll get all the acclaim.” This source has zero concerns over Moore’s size. “He and Cameron Williams trade reps.” How’s Malik Agbo developing? Still a jumbo TE this his year or do you see him working his way into the OL depth chart? – @btown1110 “If they went back to that Andrej Karic package they would still use him but he’s an offensive lineman now. They have him at tackle.” What is a “Superpower” this Texas team may have that not enough are discussing? What is a “Kryptonite” that may surprisingly hamper us (EG redzone conversion struggles last year)? What “went wrong” if Texas doesn’t end up being a factor nationally? To be clear, I don’t give a **** about the 80-team playoff, I mean being discussed as potentially the best team in the country toward the end of the season, regardless of ultimate ranking. – @GoHornsGo90 Superpower: “Really good QB, team depth.” I posed a follow up, can Quinn Ewers lead this team to a National Championship. “Oh yeah, there have been some plays the last 10 days where you could have had the best DB in the NFL on the receiver and nobody is making a play because of how good the ball was thrown.” Kryptonite: “They can’t read their own headlines, especially when things are going well. They’re the only ones that can stop them from making a deep playoff run. Make sure egos are kept in check and everyone plays for the common goal. The better you are, the more nervous you can be due to expectations. You have to play loose but still keep your focus week to week.”

Um yeah 9 and it's not even close.

If you had told me to make up a fake maga name, I might have chosen Mike Crispi.

Like Hitler saying in 1944 “I will be great for the Jews!”

Yeah he already said once something like “We should just take away all the guns” and no one gave a shit because of course they didn’t.

It’s going to be a very bad look for him. Old and crazy. Like Nixon/JFK but much worse.

been there

Anything less than Elvis will be a disappointment at this point.

Only Nixon could go to China.

I'm trying to imagine what kind of reception George W. Bush would get at the DNC. He might need to come out with Jordan and Mike Ditka. Or maybe enough time has passed, I don't know.

I like how they started with "It was Antifa" and "It was the FBI" but just eventually said "Eh fuck it no one cares. Let's just call them heroes."

This feels like I'm being forced to remarry my ex-wife I divorced in 2011.

It shouldn't be surprising to watch all of the worst people we know act like monsters, and yet, it still sort of is. That's on me I guess.

Michael Jordan

It’s just….. He’s holding a fucking benefit for people who attacked police officers who were DEFENDING OUR CAPITOL. Every once in a while you’re hit with something that seems too far fetched even for our simulation. Should lead off every newscast/should lose 95% of his support overnight, etc.

These people were in hand to hand combat with police officers, for hours. Just for starters. I wonder if Trump’s advisers literally want to kill him.

Don't I feel like the fucking asshole. /Nicholson

Kid needs a new barber, sure, but other than that it was pretty sweet.

The Henry Melton thing was hilarious for a little while. Dudes just bouncing off of him.

It's going to be crazy tonight when George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Mike Pence, Dan Quayle, and Mitt Romney all come out and endorse Harris. Along with a bunch of former members of Trump's cabinet. Ok probably not the best idea.

I don't think I've ever heard anyone here say that borders shouldn't exist, either.

Let me get this straight. A Trump account is calling Walz a "freakish slob"?

Who have we not heard from yet?