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Red Five

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  1. Clergy dude speaking now. Shockingly, prayer is the way to go here. Prayer, prayer, thoughts, prayer, and more prayer. We just didn't pray enough. Oh well, problem solved going forward.
  2. Bobby stuff. Holy shit on Stroh. And Littleton has to be the true freshman mentioned. Hearing more and more about offensive lineman Connor Stroh having a very strong fall camp. Stroh has started running some with the 1s on a regular basis, even when Neto Umeozulu is not pushed out to tackle. Stroh’s size and ability to move some of the bigger Texas DLs has caught the eyes of coaches. Umeozulu has been very physical in camp. But Stroh’s size is just hard to overcome, especially as Texas looks to deploy a somewhat different run scheme this season. We don’t know what the exact rotation will be - whether Stroh has outright won the job or if he will spell Umeozulu - but suffice to say Stroh is expected to see action on Saturday barring something unforeseen. ** Defensive tackle Travis Shaw has shown glimpses of extreme talent in fall camp. But he’s also apparently been inconsistent at times. Texas needs 20-30 consistent snaps from Shaw this season. ** While I don’t want to say who, I believe there will be a true freshman in the starting lineup Saturday. ** Quarterback Matthew Caldwell continues to run with the 2s this week.
  3. I got put in time out by Katy on Hornfans circa 2003-ish because I said Les would make a good addition to our staff. She said I had earned my suspension because we didn't have any open positions, and it would require someone being fired. And wishing for someone to be fired was against the site rules. I really can't believe any of us happily hung out there for as long as we did.
  4. This is a good opportunity for you to block that person and remove them from your life completely.
  5. Sometimes I wonder what would have happened if the mob had gotten their hands on someone. God forbid, but say Pelosi. She probably wouldn’t have made it out alive, at which point maybe that’s when the mob would have been fired upon? Dark stuff but it came very close to happening.
  6. I can remember saying that to someone on 1/6. “Well, at least this ends his political career.”
  7. More republicans think he SHOULD do it than think he WILL do it. Thats kind of horrifying.
  8. Saw a clip earlier of Dotard saying "I can do whatever I want. I'm the president." I swear there used to be a huge percentage of our population who were horrified at the prospect of this happening. It's like all they talked about. I wonder where they went.
  9. Do y’all think it would have been an issue on the right if Obama had said out loud “A lot of people are saying I should be a dictator”? I mean we could do this all day every day, but that stands out.
  10. Look, if we have to give up who we are as a country in return for…. um…. fewer trans athletes I guess?…. then that’s what we’re gonna do.
  11. We're going to have him at tackle with Justus Terry in the nascar package. With Simmons and Spence coming off the EDGE. Against the other three Sept opponents, it may be uncomfortable to watch. (not really, it will be awesome)
  12. (barber in Coming to America voice) They beat Ohio State's ass!
  13. So I guess next our dictator is going to occupy cities like St. Louis or New Orleans or Birmingham. What's that? He's not? Just LA, DC, Chicago, NY, etc? Well that's really fucking strange man. I just can't for the life of me figure that one out.
  14. I haven't read the article, but the headline on the IT email I just got says "15 Texas players make IT's top 10 list". Huh?
  15. Wait what's happening here? They made their final cuts and are at 53 now, which includes Ewers?
  16. Careful with those things! They'll poke your eye out! Hey wait what's that on her hands
  17. If so, this is an important piece of information.
  18. Is "the guy at Ohio St" Jeremiah Smith? If so, that's insane.
  19. I wonder how the RBs who missed all of last season look and how much they'll play on Saturday. I wonder what's going on with the Stanford transfer who was expected to start. I wonder who will go in at QB if Arch gets hurt. I wonder what the rotation at DT will look like with the five transfers. I wonder if Baker will move to LT if Goosby can't go, and if so who will play RT. These are all questions we've been asking around here for a month but our local sportswriters can't ask the head coach for some reason. Are they instructed to just keep it as generic and boring as possible?
  20. Coach can you give us some generic coach speak and zero new information on Arch? Thanks.
  21. Good question from Cedric Golden. "Coach you have players on the team like Taaffe and Moore, who have played college football before. Thoughts?"
  22. I wonder who our offensive tackles will be. I wonder who will be playing nickel. I wonder what Mosley's status will be. Oh well, just keep up with the generic "Coach, this team is different from last year's team. There are players on that team that are no longer on this team. Thoughts?"
  23. I've never been a journalist, but maybe ask a question where we're actually interested in the answer? I hate these, "Hey coach, can you talk about the city of Columbus for a few minutes please? Thanks." Ask about Goosby's health. Ask who the backup QB will be.
  24. This is a hell of a lot more tasteful than that monstrosity we carved into our new end zone. Any guesses on the money involved?
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