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  1. Red Five
    This feels like I'm being forced to remarry my ex-wife I divorced in 2011.
  2. Red Five
    It shouldn't be surprising to watch all of the worst people we know act like monsters, and yet, it still sort of is. That's on me I guess.
  3. Red Five
    Michael Jordan
  4. Red Five
    It’s just….. He’s holding a fucking benefit for people who attacked police officers who were DEFENDING OUR CAPITOL. Every once in a while you’re hit with something that seems too far fetched even for our simulation. Should lead off every newscast/should lose 95% of his support overnight, etc.
  5. Red Five
    These people were in hand to hand combat with police officers, for hours. Just for starters. I wonder if Trump’s advisers literally want to kill him.
  6. Red Five
    Don't I feel like the fucking asshole. /Nicholson
  7. Red Five
    Kid needs a new barber, sure, but other than that it was pretty sweet.
  8. Red Five
    The Henry Melton thing was hilarious for a little while. Dudes just bouncing off of him.
  9. Red Five
    It's going to be crazy tonight when George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Mike Pence, Dan Quayle, and Mitt Romney all come out and endorse Harris. Along with a bunch of former members of Trump's cabinet. Ok probably not the best idea.
  10. Red Five
    I don't think I've ever heard anyone here say that borders shouldn't exist, either.
  11. Red Five
    Let me get this straight. A Trump account is calling Walz a "freakish slob"?
  12. Red Five
    Who have we not heard from yet?
  13. Red Five
    "I mean what is going on at the DNC? What's the deal with these narcissists who want to eat shitty fast food and play golf and fuck their daughters?"
  14. Red Five
    I missed the question, but why is he talking like that about Trump?
  15. Red Five
    Who are these people around here?
  16. Red Five
    The funny thing about the predictit markets is that the "Harris or Trump" market is back to about a coin flip, but the "Harris will be the next president" market is unchanged (Harris +12).
  17. Red Five
    Who isn't?
  18. Red Five
    Good call. You’ve lost two popular votes by about 10 million so why would you need more votes? I’m glad he’s saying this stuff though. It may get read aloud in a courtroom at some point.
  19. Red Five
    Well he is the convicted felon twice impeached rapist dictator and autocrat wannabe that they’re running against.
  20. Red Five
    It’s ok. You don’t even know how to spell your own name.
  21. Red Five
    Try to imagine Trump responding to a question about the ratings with something like "Yeah they put on quite the show. Lots of star power. But we feel that we're connecting with the people blah blah blah". He is incapable. If asked, he'll say the ratings were rigged.
  22. Red Five
    I liked the story about how he got upset that the people in the hospital they were visiting were getting all the attention. And not him.
  23. Red Five
    They should put that 83 year-old saying "I'm not going to let everything I've fought for be taken away by Donald Trump" in an ad.
  24. Red Five
    "Wooo!!! Yayyy!" "Doctors told me my child wouldn't survive!!" "Woooo!!!!"
  25. Red Five
    What would happen if one of these people said "The great state of _____ pledges its delegates to the next President of the United States, Gretchen Whiiiiiiitmer!!!!!"

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