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  1. Red Five
    Real easy joke here about RFK Jr. burying Adriana in the woods.
  2. Red Five

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    Red Five replied to Trey3216's topic in Movies and TV

    Amazing it's not the big guy who is in every biopic movie. Richard Jewel, I Tonya, the upcoming Chris Farley movie, etc.
  3. Red Five
    Why wouldn't they? They're a fair and balanced news network, right?
  4. Red Five
    If god just snapped his fingers and made Adam, why didn’t he just do that again for Eve, instead of using spare parts from the last thing he created? Furthermore, why didn’t he just snap his fingers and create a shitload of new humans. That way we wouldn’t have evolved from a bunch of serious incest. Things I wondered in church at like age six.
  5. Red Five
    And republicans are Michael Scott yelling Chris Rock jokes and not understanding the difference.
  6. Red Five
    I'm looking forward to the lessons on decorum we will all be getting from the deplorables, and the collective "NOPE FUCK YOU" they will receive from all of us.
  7. Red Five
    I like Baxter, but he wasn’t exactly Ricky Williams or Cedric Benson as a freshman anyway. I think Gibson will give us a reasonable approximation of Baxter. And since I have convinced myself that Blue is basically Reggie Bush, we should be OK at RB.
  8. Red Five
    “I love Hispanics”. JFC
  9. Red Five
    It’s funny because he served for almost a quarter century before retiring to run for office. And because of this he is Satan incarnate. Makes total sense.
  10. Red Five
    I cannot believe we’re even talking about this. Like this cannot be real life. Something this stupid shouldn’t be given oxygen. This is a non-non-non story.
  11. Red Five
    “Imagine if Trump said….” Oh yes, let’s all try to imagine a world where Trump said something hateful and awful.
  12. Red Five
    Greatest scandal in modern history. “But your nominee has said we should get rid of the constitution and that he wants to be a dictator.” “Whatever. The real scandal is what Walz said about food.”
  13. Red Five
    He is? At 6'7" 360?
  14. Red Five
    Huh. Funny how his own justice dept didn't bring charges.
  15. Red Five
    For real? I mean, every accusation is a confession and all, but that's still amazing.
  16. Red Five
    Beyond obvious question: "Hey, remember when you were saying the exact same thing four years ago about Biden? Why should anyone listen to you now?"
  17. Red Five
    Rising was in the same class as Trevor Lawrence. lulz
  18. Red Five
    I'm not watching, but yes he is.
  19. Red Five
    Dotard chuckles at that scandal.
  20. Red Five
    We've been saying this for weeks.
  21. Red Five
    Someone has to. The media certainly won't do it.
  22. Red Five
    When will Hulk Hogan be addressing the nation?
  23. Red Five
    Running for president is not a right. It should not interfere at all with any of his criminal trials. But, alas.
  24. Red Five
    I wouldn’t say either of those are totally out of line. I’m not sure what to expect from Bond. I’d probably have Ewers a little higher.
  25. Red Five
    If you go by the words that he says, yeah, he clearly thinks that. I'm honestly not sure if he thinks Harris is currently President or not.

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