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Red Five

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  1. I fucking hate our media so much. "You've been so hard on Trump! You call him names, like President Bone Spurs, only because he never served! Would he ever call someone else names??"
  2. Just spitballing, but Ewers lost much of his playmaking abilities that he had over the course of three years here. He did stuff in 2022 that he either couldn’t or just wouldn’t do in 2024. Now Arch looks like he was mentally fucked from the kickoff and missing throws he should make in his sleep. Is this paralysis by analysis? Thinking too much instead of just playing?
  3. Weird that he went all out for Pete Rose in the Hall, and now Roger Clemens, but not Barry Bonds. That's really curious and I can't for the life of me think of one reason why.
  4. Probably. He got open plenty against Ohio St.
  5. I only briefly saw McCutcheon. I don't think any of the other backup WRs played.
  6. QB play and red zone. In every single one of those games.
  7. He was the reason we didn't win the game.
  8. "Why do you insist on telling such obvious lies?" should have been the theme of the rest of that interview. "Do you think the American people are really that stupid?"
  9. Good call, we're 37.5 point favorites.
  10. OL was fine yesterday. If we got a comparable level of play at QB we win by double digits.
  11. We need to see QB improvement under Sark. Casey Thompson certainly didn't improve, and then fucked off to who cares. Hudson Card didn't, and left for Purdue where he continued being average there. I guess Ewers improved from year one to year two, but then last year was a mess. Arch looked nothing at all like he has looked up to this point, to the extent that people are wondering if there is an undisclosed injury. We are 0-4 inside a calendar year against both Georgia and Ohio St. Offensive points scored in regulation in those four games: 15, 16, 14, 7. Not all on the QB in those four games, but... mostly?
  12. I was pretty surprised that wasn’t Moore returning punts. He must have been too busy being a complete non-factor on offense.
  13. I don't think that extends to mind powers that make Arch completely miss wide open WRs. If he could hit the broad side of a barn yesterday we probably finish with about 450 yards of offense.
  14. This is the happiest I've ever seen 6th Street.
  15. Hadn't thought of it this way, but Arch yesterday looked like Hudson Card against Arkansas in 2021.
  16. It seemed like they didn't want to try anything that would get Arch in rhythm. Or anything that might make the OSU defense think for a second.
  17. He did not, and we win going away by 10+ if he had.
  18. That was not a tough environment to play in.
  19. Cross your fingers!
  20. Did the same five OL play the entire game? I don't remember seeing anyone else. Not even a rotation with Stroh and Neto was crazy. I guess that club got taken off Goosby's hand prior to the start of the game sometime.
  21. See, I don't see how this was protecting Arch. That first half looked like someone woke up our offense at 3 am sometime in May and said "go play Ohio St right now".
  22. Me, as Arch is about to take the snap: "No no no no no no fuck no fuck no!!"
  23. I went and looked it up. It was fair. Shitty, vanilla game plan that was made worse by Arch playing like shit.
  24. No, it is good to have spaces to vent. I would encourage non-affected people to avoid the football board for 12 hours after a loss.
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