Everything posted by Red Five
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror
And you think he would be leaving if this was the case?
- Texas Roster 2026
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Trump’s America
"We'll take Greenland by force if we have to and where's my fucking Nobel Peace Prize? And also we'll fucking take you too Canada and fuck you Ukraine and where's that god damn Nobel Prize?? Also we run Venezuela now because we want to take their oil and why didn't I win a Nobel Peace Prize??"
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Texas Roster 2026
It always bugged me that Sonny Crockett was an All-American football player at Florida, and then became an undercover vice cop in Miami. Like if Colt McCoy had left school and became an undercover cop in Houston. "Hey man, got any drugs?" "You are Colt McCoy. Can I have your autograph?" "Nah man, that's not me." "Yes it is. You are Colt McCoy."
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror
I said don't quote me.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror
Don't quote me on this, but I think getting both Baugh and Brown was referred to there as a "moonshot".
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Things Not Going Well in Venezuela, 2.0
I'm no law-talkin'-guy but I'm pretty sure it's illegal to topple a government and take over their country without congressional approval. Of course it's illegal to do that here too and it didn't matter.
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Dedicated Stranger Things Series Thread
Want to add that the music was fantastic in the finale. Heroes is probably in my top 10 all-time.
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Things Not Going Well in Venezuela, 2.0
Neither here nor there but it is funny he was demanding a Nobel Peace Prize at the same time we were changing the Department of Defense to the Department of War.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
Just a reminder that we're 15 days past the deadline and they have released less than 5% of the files. And zero explanations for the massive redactions on what they have released, which is also illegal.
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Things Not Going Well in Venezuela, 2.0
I feel like we have surpassed the "America fuck yeah!" from that satire movie with puppets. That seems quaint now.
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Things Not Going Well in Venezuela, 2.0
I think I just watched him fall asleep standing up.
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Things Not Going Well in Venezuela, 2.0
First words out of Hegseth's mouth: "Finally a Commander in Chief that the world respects". Not surprising in upside down world that these people have this bizarre misunderstanding of the word respect.
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Trump’s America
Dotard just said that the LAPD said that if Trump hadn't sent in the national guard, that we would have "lost L.A.". Link?
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Things Not Going Well in Venezuela, 2.0
Oh, we're fixing Venezuela's oil infrastructure, so that they can make more money. That's what Dotard just said.
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- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror
I don't want him getting experience at guard. That is not his position. I also wouldn't be crazy about moving Baker inside, which is what will happen if we sign the Michigan RT.- Dedicated Stranger Things Series Thread
Not enough crying.- Based on the last week, Jigsaw has earned her own thread
These fucking people. “Look at her scarf! She is obviously converting to Islam!” “Trump was best friends with Jeffrey Epstein and is in the files 16 million times.” “Whatever, don’t be ridiculous.”- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror
Abused?- I'm Chevy Chase, And You're Not (documentary)
There's a lot going on here. Everyone on Community should go screw themselves because Chevy is a hall of fame asshole who virtually everyone hated?- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror
Sorry, I got lost on the last page. Where did moving Baker to guard come from?- Trump’s America
Didn't he win his 45th club championship a few months ago? Pretty amazing feat, to yet again beat dozens and dozens of great golfers who are all in their 20s, 30s, and 40s, while he is almost 80 and can't shake hands without bruising his hand. I don't know how he does it.- Teeth Whitening
I use these once or twice a year and they seem to work.- Trump’s America
That would be like if I said "If it wasn't for all the fraud in Oklahoma, republicans would never win another election there again!". "But Red Five, how do you know that? Also, it's Oklahoma. They vote R there. A lot. What the fuck are you talking about?" - Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror
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