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Red Five

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  1. Not even close.
  2. Something tells me that fucking asshole has never apologized for anything in his life, ever.
  3. Those are probably the ugliest uniforms I have ever seen a pro team wear, in any sport. Off the top of my head I can't think of anything worse.
  4. That's something I noticed the other day for the first time. Their parents show up before Clark even has the lights/decorations up. That dude would have that done the day after Thanksgiving. Also, that house has no guestrooms.
  5. Does Trump still owe the state of New York a quarter of a billion dollars for.... fraud? Or was that wiped out because he was elected king and can commit no crimes.
  6. "This is awful! Only the President should be allowed to commit crimes out in the open on a daily basis!"
  7. Why did Carol take the time to write out Come Back Please on her street, as opposed to just telling them in a voicemail? "Gettin' horny, send the pirate lady over."
  8. She's not a Stephen Miller or RFK Jr. She's someone who knows better, like Rubio. That almost makes it worse.
  9. The government is covering up pedophilia. Like, just out in the open. This should be the biggest political scandal of all time.
  10. That question has been asked and answered repeatedly.
  11. So if the president does it then it's not illegal, and also the president can't commit a crime thanks to the Supreme Court. So if Trump bombed Gavin Newsom's house, then no crime was committed. Cool.
  12. I was already typing up a post saying that one day we will learn Mike Judge was a time traveler. That picture is fucking hilarious. Holy shit.
  13. Was Katy nuking that thread for no reason other than to be awful the impetus for everyone's migration from hornfans, to the creation of shaggy?
  14. There was some initial "This was a mutual decision" from the 9.95s yesterday. This is looking less and less like a mutual decision.
  15. Just imagine the shit he's floated behind the scenes that we'll never know about. "The Trump White House", putting himself on Mount Rushmore, etc.
  16. The president openly accepting bribes is apparently now just something that happens.
  17. Red Five replied to Derka's topic in Cloak Room
    "Quit your crying! The man saved our country so I say let him take whatever he wants!" You would hear a lot of that.
  18. Sark just said in his PC that Nansen will be calling the defense in the bowl game.
  19. That would be like 10 years from now. If not more. Also he's never going to prison. If we ever want to return to normalcy, step one has to happen first. I don't understand wanting to wait years and years for it.
  20. I have not heard any "Baugh or bust" sentiments. Although who knows what they're saying over there on OTF.
  21. Red Five replied to Derka's topic in Cloak Room
    Evidently, about 35% of the country will put up with literally anything. He could have another televised address where he announces that he is personally raiding the treasury and I don't think he would dip much under that 35%.
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