I know comedy is subjective and everything, but the fact that the names George Carlin, Sam Kinison, and Bill Murray are in this thread make me want to kill some of you.
It's just so crazy that he wasn't awarded a Nobel Peace Prize, after spending the last year threatening to just steal another country against their will. Although in fairness I guess getting people to do things against their will has kind of been his jam these past 50 or so years.
This is the kind of thing I think about when I'm questioning the reality we find ourselves in. That, and the fact that anyone who has been alive since the 80s knows (or, I should say I assumed everyone knew) that he's a lifelong carnival barking conman. Like when it first became rumored that he would run for president, my first reaction was "Why would he throw away money like that? He won't get 10 votes. If you built someone in a lab who is unsuited to be president, it would be Donald Trump". Then he won the republican nomination in a landslide.
I like how Codie was a starter a month ago but now just doesn't play at all, ever. Also why isn't Duru playing? That's the kind of guy we need to be actually developing during this waste of a season.
Two years ago I would have said "I don't get it, but I think Kyle Flood knows a bit more than I do so I'll trust his judgement". Now I'll just say I don't get it. Don't try to fix things that aren't broken. Also, tackles are harder to come by in the portal than guards.
Heard good things about him, then he couldn't see the field at the worst position on the team. We even tried a true freshman offensive tackle there before Kibble. Everything about the left guard position this year was bizarre.
"We'll take Greenland by force if we have to and where's my fucking Nobel Peace Prize? And also we'll fucking take you too Canada and fuck you Ukraine and where's that god damn Nobel Prize?? Also we run Venezuela now because we want to take their oil and why didn't I win a Nobel Peace Prize??"
It always bugged me that Sonny Crockett was an All-American football player at Florida, and then became an undercover vice cop in Miami. Like if Colt McCoy had left school and became an undercover cop in Houston. "Hey man, got any drugs?" "You are Colt McCoy. Can I have your autograph?" "Nah man, that's not me." "Yes it is. You are Colt McCoy."
I'm no law-talkin'-guy but I'm pretty sure it's illegal to topple a government and take over their country without congressional approval. Of course it's illegal to do that here too and it didn't matter.
Neither here nor there but it is funny he was demanding a Nobel Peace Prize at the same time we were changing the Department of Defense to the Department of War.
Just a reminder that we're 15 days past the deadline and they have released less than 5% of the files. And zero explanations for the massive redactions on what they have released, which is also illegal.