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Red Five

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  1. Is Sark even a good playcaller? Like, what exactly would we be missing if he hired an OC. This shit is unwatchable, and it wasn’t great last year with 11 future NFL guys on the field. What we’re getting with Sark is the exact opposite of what most of us expected. CEO: Awesome. Defense: Awesome. Badass elite offenses: Crickets.
  2. Someone should make a list of all the things he has claimed to “save”. And that we would supposedly be without entirely without the generous efforts of Dotard. I think it’s pretty much everything. Crazy that people call him a conman.
  3. I think after OU it was assumed Sark finally got that. Nope.
  4. 25 and $135k here, South Austin in 2002. It’s probably worth half a million now.
  5. Edna! Helper’s gettin’ cold!
  6. I really hope the other Tim Beck takes advantage of “Why should I change my name? He’s the one who sucks.”
  7. Watching a cult and how they treat their cult leader sure has been informative. Looking for excuses when we already know for a fact that Trump is all over the files. “Well sure he’s in the files, but why is he so obviously protecting Obama?? It just doesn’t make sense!”
  8. (Han and Leia come downstairs for breakfast) “Hey where’s Ben? He must be out doing chores.” Luke: “Actually, I was getting some bad vibes, so I sliced him up in the middle of the night. His remains are outside if you want to go say good morning.”
  9. I just texted a friend, "Over a 72 hour period, he 1) Released a video of him dressed as a king dropping shit all over the American people, 2) Destroyed a huge chunk of the White House after promising he wouldn't, and 3) Demanded a quarter-billion dollars of taxpayer money for himself." Did I miss anything? 72 hours.
  10. Remember when Luke thought he sensed the dark side in him, so he was just going to straight up slice his nephew in half in his sleep with a lightsaber? That was great storytelling.
  11. Flood can’t keep his job after this. There’s just no way. Wonder if first crack goes to the former Stanford and Michigan OL coach currently on staff as an analyst whose name I’m forgetting at the moment.
  12. Non-zero chance we will see that in October 2028.
  13. I’m just going to assume we’re gonna do our 10-17 points on offense thing. Which means if the defense plays a B level game and we have a blocked punt or something go against us, then yes we lose. Paul also had the depressing quote of the year: “If we can improve to below average on offense, we can win eight games.”
  14. Again, if impeachment is off the table for his daily Watergates, maybe dem “leadership” should explain why. Considering that is our only legitimate recourse outside of just waiting for him to keel over.
  15. To quote Clark Griswald, “Worse? How could it get any worse?” I find it completely implausible that Stroh straight up beat out Neto in fall practice.
  16. Please stop spamming various threads with random shit.
  17. He and Neto both are apparently not as good as what we're putting on the field.
  18. Chris Hayes said earlier that the White House hasn't been damaged like this since the War of 1812. Remember when Dotard promised that the construction of his Emperor's throne room wouldn't damage the White House?
  19. There was some game in 2010 where we were down like 7-3 at the end of the second quarter. The guys behind me had been screaming at the D and Muschamp all game up to that point. The D gave up a four yard rush or something and one guy yelled out "Get your head out of your ass Muschamp!", and I turned around and said "It's almost halftime and we've given up 60 yards of offense" (or whatever it was). His reply was "Yeah but we're losing". I think these people are just morons.
  20. This has always been a thing with certain portions of our fan base. When a badass defense is carrying a horrible offense, they immediately jump to shit all over the defense. Even in games where we were only competitive because of the defense (and Niblett, in this case). It's a brain chemistry thing for some people I guess that I will never understand.
  21. Taxpayer money.
  22. Uh huh. Because that’s the issue.
  23. To state the obvious, Trump does not own that property. What was needed in order to get this approved?
  24. I think my biggest sports pet peeve is when a really shitty offense continually puts a great defense in terrible positions. Like over the course of a season. And when the defense plays an A- game and the offense plays an F game, you have people wanting to bitch about the defense. Ultimately, btw, the defense will eventually break. Then things get really fun.
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