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  1. Red Five
    "Proof? Oh you want proof. That's coming in two weeks folks. You won't even believe it. Banning ice cream like a dog. Like it's never been banned before."
  2. Red Five
    I've asked that question to many a super religious Trump supporter. I get something like "No one is perfect, I could say the same about Biden" etc. Just nonsense.
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    Sounds like all of us the last eight years. Should lead off all national news programs, asking any and every republican official when he will be stepping down due to his mental illness, etc. But, nope.
  4. Red Five
    Was that created with the intent of fooling people? Looks less realistic than a Gary Peterson tweet.
  5. Red Five
    If a cheesy comic book villain in a movie said all of that, we’d all roll our eyes at the shitty unbelievable writing.
  6. Red Five
    This all tells me that team Dotard is either using AI now or is planning to.
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    I love it that they had the opportunity four years ago to rid themselves of this cancer forever, but didn't, because they're cowards (I think five republicans total voted for impeachment... after the attempted coup). Now they get to watch him get his fucking ass kicked by a black woman and America's Dad.
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    One thing I'm curious about, then I will treat you to some IT notes. The scrimmage was roughly 100 plays... and evidently every QB threw at least one INT, and Gibson and Clark fumbled three times combined. That seems like a shitload of turnovers, if accurate. IT:
  9. Red Five
    So of course they immediately run Bozo the Clown out as their nominee.
  10. Red Five
    I’m still not convinced it’s real. Like if I read “Max Merrill may have cemented a starting spot at left tackle.”
  11. Red Five
    Watching posters deal with zero sum scrimmages is always fun. "Ewers found Bond across the middle for a nice gain." "Oh no, the DBs suck!" "... but then Makuba picked off Ewers." "Oh no, what's wrong with Ewers??"
  12. Red Five
    This is a real quote from OB?
  13. Red Five
    This has essentially flipped in the last two weeks.
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  15. Red Five
    Trump: “I’m doing great with white males. White males are going through the roof.” Jon Lovett: “Sometimes they’re even on the roof.”
  16. Red Five
    Can please for the love of god no one say “it’s over” until sometime around January 21, 2025?
  17. Red Five
    It's so crazy to listen to this shit from the deplorables. "Did you hear the big scandal?? Walz put tampons in bathrooms!" "Huh. Did you hear that the republican nominee is a felon and rapist who said he'll be a dictator and wants to pull us out of NATO?" "(yeah but tampons)"
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    I hate that I know enough about this piece of shit that I immediately recognized that 1) the mechanical problems story was a lie, and 2) that it was related to him owing people money.
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    I'm ready to declare Watters the "punchable face" champion in perpetuity. Just look at that thing. And imagine your fist wrecking it, and how good it would feel.
  21. Red Five
    *stocks and Bonds. Dude has been here like six months now and has played a lot of college football already. Weird that this is an issue.
  22. Red Five
    I was giving you the benefit of the doubt and figured you meant as an extra lineman. Did you mean move Agbo to RB? I would love to hear more about this, personally.
  23. Red Five
    You know, 40 years ago Elizabeth Warren put "Native American" on a form and for the rest of her life she's Pocahontas. Trump stands up there and spews probably hundreds of lies, including a weird made-up story about almost dying in a helicopter crash, and.... well, basically nothing. "Wow, Trump sure was angry today. Is this good for his campaign to show that kind of fight?"
  24. Red Five
    You are that certain that neither of those dudes will even cross train at RB in the next few weeks? Did you just get off the phone with them or something?
  25. Red Five
    A couple of names Burton mentioned this morning as possibilities to cross-train at RB: TyAnthony Smith and Derion Gullette. Gullette is about 6'3" 240 so that might be fun to watch.

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