Everything posted by Red Five
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Matt’s was better when they would serve you those brown margaritas in essentially large bowls, with a limit of two. I think they were about 60% tequila. Those with the tacos al carbon were pretty great.
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Trump’s America
Interesting. Also, she apparently turned 18 in May. I think. I don't know, I think I heard that somewhere and not from a google search just now.
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Trump’s America
Saw a clip of Todd Blanche on Fox being asked about Trump's post to Bondi, ordering her to put his enemies in prison immediately. Blanche was like "Oh gosh no, that clearly wasn't pressure on us to indict Comey.... Golly, where would you get such an idea from? We're just trying to keep Americans safe...."
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Y’all going to look at the socials? Okay den let’s get our rapture on!
Earl Campbell, Dolly Parton, and Bijan Robinson are all still here. Theory denied.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
You don't know when the last time I heard it was. Maybe I recorded it and listened to it for a decade every night in a futile attempt to quiet the voices in my head telling me to do terrible things. Anyway, quite catchy.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I haven't heard that in 30 years and I just sang the entire thing to myself. Best ad jingle ever.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Which part? There were three pieces of information there.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Is Mosley gonna be a super-sub kind of guy who can play all WR positions? Or is he outside only and competing with Jaggerson.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
So would Bondi, Patel, etc. Who all went from bloodthirsty to release the files to "SHUT UP SHUT UP WE'RE NOT RELEASING SHIT SHUT UP SHUT UP" on a dime.
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James Comey is my Homie
No kidding. I watched an SNL Weekend Update from about a decade ago awhile back, and there were ZERO political jokes. Zero. Imagine that happening now. And growing up in the Carter/Reagan/Bush years, you would go days at a time without hearing the president's name mentioned at all. Then when you did it was like "the president signed a bill or something today. Tomorrow he goes on vacation somewhere. Anyway, let's shift to sports, where....". I would give just about anything to go back to that.
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James Comey is my Homie
Vance was talking the other day about how funny Marco Rubio is. I guess selling your soul to the devil comes at a cost. Humor, amongst other things.
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Netflix Recommendations
I was thinking last night, "I'm not sure if either Jude Law or Jason Bateman has made a smart decision yet through about 2.5 hours. How on Earth have they managed to live this long."
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James Comey is my Homie
He only single-handedly got Trump elected president.
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James Comey is my Homie
The right is getting better at comedy and it's making the left nervous.
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Saudi Arabia Issues
How much fucking money does Kevin Hart need?
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Trump’s America
I KNOW MORE ABOUT WOMENS HEALTH THAN ALL THE DOCTORS. NO ONE KNOWS MORE ABOUT PREGNANT WOMENS HEALTH THAN ME. DJT
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OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
Well, which is it, young feller?
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Trump’s America
Donald Trump, of all people, screaming medical advice in all caps to pregnant women.
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Netflix Recommendations
Thru three eps of Black Rabbit. This show should be called "Jude Law beats Jason Bateman to death with a tire iron and solves the vast majority of his problems."
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Tell me about ou
I just saw this. If the recovery time is a month, minimum, then how is there not risk in playing him before it's healed? Hell, get him out there at practice now and shoot him up with painkillers if that's the case.
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17th Annual TX/ou Happy Hour at Lee Harvey’s - 10/10/2025
"Man, where is everyone.....?"
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Tell me about ou
This is also assuming zero practice time heading into Texas/OU, even if they tried to play him. It's absurd.
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James Comey is my Homie
Good thing no one in Trump's cabinet lied during their confirmation hearings. Just straight truth-tellers, that bunch. I'm thinking Bondi and Patel acting all exasperated when asked about going after Trump's enemies. Flash forward to now and it's "We're going after Trump's enemies! See, he just told us to do and I'm doing it!".
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Special Forces: Worlds Toughest Test on Fox
Is this a deal where if you manage to watch the entire thing you win a million dollars or something?
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Trump’s America
We should probably still ban soccer in this country just to be safe.