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Red Five

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  1. He threw for 14 yards in the second half, when the game was still in doubt until a few minutes left. If he was legit hurt like that then he shouldn't have been playing.
  2. I've been thinking about this, and it seems almost impossible. They've never played in one Alamo Bowl or Holiday Bowl? Zero home and home series with a Pac-Whatever team, ever?
  3. Upside down world is upside down.
  4. That better be the last episode we get with zero Rebecca Ferguson.
  5. You're going to have to be more specific.
  6. Texas 31 UK 13 580 yards
  7. Translation: A whole bunch of shit was about to come out on me, one way or the other. So bye.
  8. First piece of good news in two weeks.
  9. Feel like I could argue both sides of this. They are both squarely in that second tier of Texas QBs all time.
  10. We need brain transplants for about 75% of our population. When you've got people saying they voted for Trump because "he'll save abortion", and huge spikes on election day in searches for "did Biden drop out?", you're in a different spot. Honestly I think name recognition did it. Everyone knows who Trump is. Half our fucking idiot population probably doesn't know who Kamala Harris is.
  11. I think it's funny that someone attempted to give him the benefit of the doubt, and he was like "No man, I meant I'd like to see Ffrench sign with Florida!". I'm fascinated by "bits" on the internet that make posters look like drooling vegetables. What's in it for them?
  12. This could go anywhere, but a neighbor I barely know just stopped me on a dog walk to say how happy she was about the election. I tried to brush it off but she just kept going. When she said something like "Trump is a businessman and Biden was just too dangerous" I called her a crazy fucking loon and walked off. I do not feel bad in the least. Edit: There was a lot of crazy spewed in about 30 seconds, but she also said something about "Biden was arming our enemies so they could attack us". I think it's borderline dangerous to randomly stop someone on the street and start spewing that horseshit. I'm not handling this whole thing well at all and she might as well have stopped me to laugh in my face about my dead dog or something.
  13. They used to do a 5 for $5 deal. That would sustain me for a weekend, along with beer of course.
  14. I donated a bunch to her, and a bunch to betting sites on behalf of her. A ton of wasted money.
  15. Oh I know. I’m just playing along with the hypothetical.
  16. Again, we’re talking about reality changing here…. Only some people remember the unaltered version. So yeah if you took a picture of a newspaper clipping saying that Mandela died in prison in 1988 or whatever, that wouldn’t exist now, because it never happened. Or it would change, a la Back to the Future. It doesn’t make any sense at all when you break it down but I do find it interesting. Especially bizarre cases like this one.
  17. Well the idea is that reality was changed. So the pic would be like the disappearing picture in Back to the Future…. If it originally showed her with braces, it would not show her with braces now. Or something. She has big tits.
  18. Yeah, “Braces Girl” not having braces is a pretty good one.
  19. His release from prison was a much bigger story than his election. Unless I’m remembering that wrong due to the Mandela Effect and oh no I’ve gone cross eyed.
  20. Quinn might be the most unique QB in college football history. I'm trying to think of someone who has had success like he has, while not being a threat to run, struggling with basic shit in the pocket, and being almost incapable of completing a ball thrown deep. This was intended to be a compliment.
  21. Sam fighting these karate monsters (oh hi Zara) and not getting taken to the hospital after is asking too much suspension of belief, even for this show. They do what they can with the quick cutaways and edits, but it's still absurd.
  22. Jon Lovett said the other day that Rob Schneider had been named Ambassador to Germany. He let it go for 10-15 seconds before saying it was a joke. I believed it.
  23. Trump will do anything if you are nice to him and say good things about him. I don't think they're gonna turn into Newsmax or anything, but maybe there's some strategy here. We know he watches Morning Joe. As dumb as it sounds, it could have an effect.
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