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Red Five

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  1. Anyone else think upon reading the thread title, “Wow so I guess that bumps Hutson to left guard?”.
  2. I do not remember that campaign promise. He said some ambiguous shit like “I’m the bridge to the next generation” but I don’t think he ever said it would only be one term.
  3. Chris Simms was a far better runner than Vince Young.
  4. I have a Roku and a Fire Stick. Prefer the Fire Stick.
  5. Yeah but just think about all the money that saved us. Hell, we can probably afford to throw Dotard a huge birthday party with that savings, complete with tanks and planes.
  6. So he starts off saying that Wal-Mart should not be trying to blame tariffs for raising prices. Ok. He then says that they should just eat the tariffs. And lose money. So he's acknowledging that eh whatever fuck it he's just a moron.
  7. Sounds to me like someone with no fucking clue how the world works. Yeah Wal-Mart, just go ahead and take a bath and lose a shitpot of money. Because.... reasons? Dotard said so?
  8. I had forgotten the 0 TDs and 8 INTs deal with Simms and OU. Jesus. Neither Simms nor Roy Williams scored a TD against OU. Take a bow, Greg Davis.
  9. Yeah I think if I'm ranking Texas QBs, Quinn is in that group along with James Brown. I suppose Ehlinger but I probably slot him higher. It's tough because they all had their ups and downs, great moments and horrific ones, played for different coaches, different offenses, etc.
  10. I forget what comedian said something like "9/11 is the best action movie ever made". From that day to capturing bin Laden, I've watched a million documentaries and I'll watch a million more. It's all still just absolutely unbelievable, and I still see clips I'd never seen before that are unreal.
  11. Was getting serious Banshee vibes before realizing it was made by the same guy.
  12. I personally prefer scratching off the winning lottery ticket while getting blown by Sydney Sweeney, as opposed to being diagnosed with a terminal illness. Your mileage may vary.
  13. Fat ass mocking the physical appearance of, checks notes, Bruce Springsteen made me laugh out loud.
  14. I wonder how many times per day Kamala Harris says "I cannot believe I lost to this man". Her therapy schedule must be intense.
  15. Trump was just out of the country trashing our previous president.
  16. Your take is so hot it burned my fingers scrolling past it.
  17. If I see Hakeem Jeffries on my tv looking very tired and bored, whining about "Trump's policies" one more time I'm going to lose my mind.
  18. It's so crazy, it just might work. Or just call them weird for a few days and then stop. And don't ever ever mention that the republican nominee is a convicted felon and sex offender.
  19. Could have used some of this in the last election. "We're not the ones pushing the culture war garbage. They are. Seen a Trump ad recently?"
  20. They should show a little more respect to the man who got Trump elected in 2016.
  21. The St. Louis Arch is over 600 feet tall, if that helps. That's like 60 stories to you and me kids.
  22. RIP The Whammer.
  23. Ah yes, Joe Biden’s tariffs. Not even really joking.
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