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Red Five

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  1. 37 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

    TRUMP LITERALLY CHEATED IN BOTH ELECTIONS AND THEN LITERALLY MOBILIZED AN INSURRECTION WHEN HIS CHEATING DIDN’T WORK.  

    He's only on tape threatening a state to forge their vote tally in his favor. It's kind of hard to think of many worse things an American president could do. It would have to be something ridiculous like siding with the leader of Russia over America on live tv. 

  2. Who was the former Texas QB who had some sexual scandal with a student? Or an assistant? Maybe get off your high horse and address these messy issues like adults, not like as some sort of justification for why the results in athletic competition aren’t exactly what you’d like them to be. 

    Are you comparing this to Major Applewhite having consensual sex with a trainer?
  3. Man we're REALLY running with the all gas no brakes thing. It's like when Mack showed up and said "hey, maybe show up on time and wear orange?" and suddenly that was everywhere. 

    "Welcome to all gas no brakes stadium, where your all gas no brakes Texas Longhorns are taking on some team with no gas and a lot of brakes. Your all gas no breaks horns are coached by Mr. all gas no brakes himself, Steve Sarkallgasnobrakesisian."

  4. 22 minutes ago, Tom said:

    I'm not sure which one of us is bad at math, but I'm pretty sure $15/hr isn't $44,000 a year.  Art thinks much less of people than that.

     

    15 x 2080 = 31,200.

  5. 2 hours ago, Hurtlocker said:

    Percent of league who would have participated in playoff if started at 12:

    AAC - 36.4%

    ACC - 28.6%

    B1G - 50%

    B12 - 50%

    G4 - 6%

    Indy -  14.3%

    P12 - 58.3%

    SEC - 57.1%

    12 Team Playoff.jpg

    12 Team Playoff-1.jpg

    Alright, what am I missing. We are listed by conference as having made a hypothetical 12 team playoff, but in the first graphic we are nowhere to be seen, which sort of makes me want to kill myself. 

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