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Posts posted by Red Five
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No, AL high school back. Looked pretty jaggy.
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Don't suppose it's that Alabama RB whose name escapes me.
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Just now, Viper said:
Blue
That would be unfortunate timing. Certainly not.
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Someone, maybe it was me, made a joke a few months back about Palm Springs being nominated for Best Picture.
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3 minutes ago, alincoln said:
Cases are returning to pre-Holiday levels. Shouldn't the Super Bowl be cancelled if we are serious about reducing cases?
I keep seeing these "tips for hosting a safe Super Bowl party" lists ("Don't cheer!"). Hey, I've got a good one. Maybe don't have a Super Bowl Party.
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Democrats want to destroy children and god! Throw it on the pile I guess. We're still working on Christmas and suburbs.
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‘Who am I?”, “You’re Pat Cipollone!’, “No I’m not, you fucking idiot!” is the one I want to see in a tv show or a movie. Come on HBO, you gave us Game Changer with Sarah Palin - THIS is movie worthy.
There is so much movie worthy. It’s going to have to be like a House of Cards series that lasts years. But is real. -
Mmm pigs in blankets and meatballs.

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Stick that Ruskie shit in my arm right now. They owe me for the last four years.
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34 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:
if i was to make a movie about 2005, what visuals would i put in it to show the viewer it was 16 years ago?
Pleats?
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There’s no way a “bunch of folks” have called up states after an election and told them to “find more votes”. This was batshit.
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As that was happening, Trump was loving what he was seeing on tv and refused to tell them to leave. Then a couple hours later he told them that he loved them. And he won’t be convicted.
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15 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:
I could have sworn he was already dead. Was there an urban legend in the late 90s that he died or am I imagining that?
He died of AIDS from Jenny McCarthy after she got it from Dave Matthews.
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Weirdest headline from 247. "Texas remains in the top 25".
Um yeah, we're 6th. We fell one spot.
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10 minutes ago, satyanash said:
keeping Drayton is already paying dividends, I see.
Also LOL at the chorus of "he's a headcase/future portaler/next Zach Evans" reactions immediately following this update. Not at all transparent.

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14 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:
William & Mary?
Sick of seeing those arrogant motherfuckers raiding Texas.
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22 minutes ago, MoJames said:
Only movie I've ever walked out on was Batman Forever.
Teenage me would rank them 1) Batman 2) Batman Forever 3) Batman Returns 4) That which shall not be named.
Although I haven't seen any of them in a long time. I'd imagine the Nolan movies pretty much put them out of commission.
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Tim burton fucking sucks. All his movies are trash. Hes ruined so many goddamn franchises
alice in wonderland
Willy wonka
planet of the apes
Batman
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9 hours ago, Lhorn said:
So fucking tired of that fairy tale crap. This Coke commercial I've always found annoying. "when covid hit, we all came together and discovered what's really important." Yeah? Is that what happened? Seems like we've never been more divided. Folks won't talk to their family because of who they voted for or for not wearing a mask. Fuck yourself Coke.
I swear to fucking god, if I hear "Now, more than ever...." one more fucking time.
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I'm a big fan of Kyle Mooney and was laughing hard at his Scorsese.
Pete Davidson certainly hasn't missed any meals.
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On 12/15/2020 at 7:09 PM, burntorangebongos said:
This is like when Ogre was initiated into Lambda Lambda Lambda at the end of Revenge of the Nerds 2.
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Have they checked Vegas casinos?
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12 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:
And then, by my junior year realized that with my SAT score I only needed to graduate in the 3rd quarter of my HS class to get into UT, so I effectively stopped playing school?
I learned about the provisional program at Texas around then. That was it for me.
In retrospect it's hard to believe that program ever existed. Show up with a high school degree, get a 2.25 over the summer and you're in.

Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
in Cloak Room
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I'm trying to imagine getting called into HR at my work. "Mr. Five, it's come to our attention that you've been making statements online about murdering people in your department."
"Pretty much, yeah."
"OK! Just checking! Stay right where you are and keep up the good work!".