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Red Five

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  1. 20 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

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    987 hearts, LOL!!!

    What's that stat on top four finishes in the three major sports? We lead the NCAA with something like 42 and aggy has one. "Little brother" probably doesn't do it justice.

  2. 1 hour ago, SimkinsMan said:

    This thread deserves the "comeback player of the year" award.

    For years, and years, and years, it was nothing but dogshit.

    And now, possibly the greatest thread ever. Securing the financial future of Texas football, putting us at the apex of the competitive landscape, and completely fucking aggy over and exposing their insecurities to the entire college football world? All in one thread? Fantastic.

    The Gaskamp Award of threads. 

  3. 2 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

    Baylor letting everyone know that they know they are fucked.

    Dear Baylor Family:

    As many of you are aware, news broke this week of an alleged change in the Big 12 Conference membership, linking the University of Texas and the University of Oklahoma with a possible move to the Southeastern Conference.

    Since that time, we have heard many of you express concerns about the uncertainty of our conference and the potential impact on Baylor University a concern we share with you.

    We understand the significance and urgency of this matter, as our conference membership impacts not only Baylor, but also the Waco community, the state of Texas and beyond. Conference affiliation has the power to greatly enhance our institution's academic and athletic national standing and visibility while also expanding academic and research opportunities available to faculty, students and our communities. For our state, it is critical to our economy and Texas' overall reputation to maintain five "Power Five" institutions, reinforcing the Lone Star State's athletic preeminence.

    Rest assured, we, along with the Board of Regents, members of the Baylor delegation in the Texas Legislature and other Baylor leaders, are actively engaged in conversations with our Big 12 colleagues and others to ensure our University is in the strongest position possible now and into the future. 

    In the midst of what promises to be a lot of angst and speculation, we will continue to focus on what we can control and support our student-athletes and staffs. And, as the landscape of college athletics continues to change, we maintain an unshakable belief in the strength and resiliency of Baylor and the Baylor brand.

    Thank you for your enduring love of Baylor University and the vital role you play in helping Baylor carry out its Christian mission while competing academically and athletically at the highest levels.

    Sincerely,

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    Linda A. Livingstone, Ph.D.
    President

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    Mack B. Rhoades, IV
    Vice President, Director for Intercollegiate Athletics

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  4. 27 minutes ago, Helobious said:

    Good luck with that. Literally all of this commotion is stemming from 2nd rate reporters & online rumors. There’s nothing official at all or even any rumblings of anything official. There’s no way TX & OU move conferences, they’re anchored with the big 12, like it or not. Plus, the SEC already has a Texas footprint and stands to gain absolutely nothing by adding 2 schools. Pin this shit when the season ends and still no announcement has been made. I already knew houston had dumb sports fans, but jesus. 

    Performance art? It almost has to be to squeeze so much wrong into one post. 

    Unless you are actually Kirk Bohls. 

  5. 1 minute ago, Chopper said:

    Next up from Curt Bohls: "Does 4, 4 team pods plus playing every team in the conference every 2 years mean the end of sec rivals week? Would doing away with rivals week be a sign of weakness?"

     

    "Now that Texas is in the SEC, will they keep Bevo? Or change to like a dog or cat or something."

  6. If we begin SEC play in 2022, does that Bama game get rolled into the conference schedule? In which case we would need another OOC game. The other option would be cancelling it, in which case we would also need another OOC game. 

  7. 1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

    Someone care to post his Friday tweets 

    Not understanding why the SEC would want Texas and OU, and also not understanding why Texas and OU would want to leave, might be the dumbest things I've ever heard from a sportswriter. 

  8. 1 minute ago, TexasFan21 said:

    Regular season, yes. Postseason, no.

    Yeah I realized that as I was clicking submit. Considering a weekend tournament the conference championship after playing conference basketball for three months is absurd, but that's for another thread. 

  9. 5 minutes ago, 'stache said:

    Here's my final solution:

    ISU, KU, and Mizzou to the Big 10 (and they boot Rutgers).

    TX, OU, OSU to the SEC.

    WVU to the ACC.

    Tech, TCU, KSU, hopefully PAC or maybe ACC if they boot Wake and BC.

    Baylor gets proper fucked.

    That would give the SEC 17 teams.

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