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Posts posted by Red Five
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4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:
Ah yes, back in the day when satire was fun and easy to spot.
Could something like The Colbert Report even exist today?
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20 minutes ago, RGBIII said:
I doubt there’s a single member of the board that if, free and clear to fuck what they want, wouldn’t jump all over the opportunity...unless it’s proven she literally did FCB then I doubt there’s a single member of the board who would

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1 hour ago, Ojo Rojo said:
Normally I would say we need an adverse event to jar the system and bring us together
Even if we had that, an invading force or terrorists or something, one of our two parties would join forces with it to fight the democrats. I mean fight the other party.
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21 minutes ago, closetojumping said:
First, thanks for the pics. It's as good of a use of this thread as anything else.
Second, I don't get why you guys are all in a race with one another to claim how unattractive you find this chick. I think she's plenty attractive and not one hetero on this board wouldn't be happy for the opportunity if she showed up to your office and sold you some free pussy for an hour in your office or your boss' office. Not one.
I've never chased the chubbies, but I've liked all kinds other than that and would stack the list up against anyone here on this board, so this isn't a thirtiness issue. She's not a fucking model. She's solidly attractive for a random broad covering UT sports. Of course, I don't know her background or whatever, so if she's a peg leg or has an adam's apple or is a passionate booger eater or something, I guess that could change my view.
She went bouncing by me at a Texas/OU game about 10 years ago. Maybe it was just the Fletcher's talking, but I was smitten.
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25 minutes ago, Fud said:
She semi-regularly lets the puppies hang out on insta
I dare you to turn this into a Taylor Estes' tits thread. Do it coward.
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13 minutes ago, XYZ said:
In my opinion, to say that “UFOs are real” is disingenuous. What do they mean by that?
"Do you believe in UFOs??" has always bugged the shit out of me. Yes I believe in unidentified objects. I also believe in gravity and that the sky is blue.
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53 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:
Idk where he’s getting those odds from, but some of them seem way off. I’d bet the house on Texas -1 vs. WVU. Like seriously, anyone know where I can find those odds to lay down some money?
WVU’s had a ton of attrition and don’t have much at QB.
We're a combined 21 point dog to OU and Iowa St. Yeah that's not going to happen.
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Those odds seem kind of wrong.
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Weebles Plaza wobbles but they don’t fall down.
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I thought he gave a very realistic performance as someone who really, really wanted to fuck Miss Piggy.
RIP
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Uh huh. "Two words Mr. President. Plausible deniability."
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Just now, maninblack said:
I was hoping for day.
Yeah, for sure.
I'm going be ridiculously drunk by the end of that night.
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Kickoff for the Arkansas game set for 6:00.
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4 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:
Then, in the event of WW3, we bring out our secret toys, completely dominate the air/sea, and nobody has anything remotely capable of stopping us.
Well what are we waiting for! I mean no one wants another world war, but on the other hand it would look like Independence Day.
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2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:
God damn, the death penalty is so heinous.
I personally don't think we should be killing people. But hey, I'm not religious.
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A friend of the family had an amazing UFO story that I remember hearing for the first time when I was a kid in probably 1983 or so. He and his wife were driving through New Mexico at night, and saw one of these "darting all over the place" things. He said it was cigar shaped, and bigger than his car. It was bouncing all over the sky, and at one point lowered itself directly above their car and shined this huge blinding light over them. He stopped the car because he couldn't see anything around them except that light. Then the ship did that thing they do, where they blast off at a billion miles an hour, and it was gone.
Again this was probably 1983 so these things have been around for awhile. Not Russian/Chinese.
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36 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:
I’m legit as my tits!
In the spirit of disclosure...
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1 hour ago, El Diablo said:
Best part was when he was forced to have sex with a female blue alien.
Yeah I imagine that would be the best part.
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Has Marco Rubio always had ears like a Ferengi?
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I don't mind Democrats using that term because "the big lie" led to people actively trying to stop the results of an election and invading the Capitol. What I don't like is the media using it because they shouldn't be running with talking points for either side.
mdleast looks like Ricky Schroder so I always enjoying passing along Twitter or news stories and ask mdleast why he did this certain thing. It never gets old.
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Am I the only one who can't stand the term "the big lie"? Like, he's just not being entirely truthful! Yeah, he told a billion lies over four years.
Maybe focus a little more on engineering a coup attempt, or almost having his VP killed because he refused to help install Trump as dictator. "The big lie" just seems small by comparison.
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Why even attend in the first place, if you think your school sings a "racist, anti-black" song.