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Red Five

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  1. 2 hours ago, Hurtlocker said:

    Percent of league who would have participated in playoff if started at 12:

    AAC - 36.4%

    ACC - 28.6%

    B1G - 50%

    B12 - 50%

    G4 - 6%

    Indy -  14.3%

    P12 - 58.3%

    SEC - 57.1%

    12 Team Playoff.jpg

    12 Team Playoff-1.jpg

    Alright, what am I missing. We are listed by conference as having made a hypothetical 12 team playoff, but in the first graphic we are nowhere to be seen, which sort of makes me want to kill myself. 

  2. Smith has become the most underrated guy on the team. He has nine TDs in 15 career games.

    Like a bunch of other guys, we thought it would be a great idea to bulk him up and take away his explosiveness. Hopefully he's about 15 lbs lighter. 

  3. 11 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

    They’re either backwards or don’t have a zipper. Wtf?

    If he had them specially made without a zipper, why do they look exactly like he's wearing them backwards? It looks like a full diaper... in the front. 

  4. Going by the "every accusation is a confession" principle.... we're gonna see some really weird shit attempted by republicans in the upcoming years. 

    ".... so your plan was to have the Italian military use satellites to tamper with voting machines? wtf?"

  5. 6 hours ago, Parliament said:

    Kinda what I figured.  This is how good science.  We can't prove what they are, so we gotta say, "We don't know."  And I believe that.  If Congress knew they were aliens, some idiot would leak it.

    So now the more likely scenario is secret, advanced, non-American technology. And the fact these guys are focusing on our military makes them a military threat. Time to try shooting them down.  If this is terrestrial, we can figure out how to defeat it.

    These have been around for a long time. Seriously doubt the Russians or Chinese have been secretly holding on to this kind of technology for decades and not doing anything with it.

  6. 14 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

     I’m actually surprised he didn’t do more batshit crazy reality denying things.

    Windmills cause cancer and Trump invented the phrase 'prime the pump'. I think people just sort of got used to it. 

  7. If we learned shortly after an election that a newly elected democratic president had paid off a porn star he was banging just prior to the election... how many Benghazi style hearings would we get from the pubs over the next four years? And of course he would be impeached immediately, if they were able to do so. 

    (that Trump was impeached twice and neither had anything to do with this will always amaze me)

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