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  1. Red Five
    He is shorting us one Coleman.
  2. Red Five
    "So what you're saying is that Trump will do such an incredible job as president, that voting won't even be necessary any more after his four years are up? Does that make sense in your head, Senator?" (... is what he didn't say. He instead thanked him and ended the interview.)
  3. Red Five
    So it's been a couple of days since Trump said, with a perfect undamaged right ear, "Vote for me and you'll never have to vote again". How many calls have there been from the republican side for him to step down? Or, at the very least, to clarify exactly what he meant? Gotta be in the hundreds, I'd imagine. The party of law and order would not stand for that kind of talk from their nominee for president.
  4. Red Five
    Can a bullet graze you and do as little damage as these pictures suggest? Like, wouldn't you lose that portion of your ear, even if you're just grazed?
  5. Red Five
    This is the good stuff. Dammit, we deserve one good conspiracy theory. Fake Melania doesn't count. Undamaged, when?
  6. Red Five
    Interviewer: "Great, thanks. Moving on...."
  7. Red Five
    This is what I was alluding to earlier, but described much better. He seems like he can speak to the maga-curious without being maga himself. It's kind of perfect, the more I think about it.
  8. Red Five
    Walz also sort of looks like a guy who would otherwise be making videos in the drivers seat of his truck. And was a former football coach. So maybe, I don’t know, confuse some people.
  9. Red Five
    https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/ivana-trump-czech-1972-olympics/ Lulz. Zero proof anywhere that she was even an alternate. "My mom was an Olympian."
  10. Red Five
    The only way that makes any sense at all is how he meant it. And of course the crowd cheers like crazy. I'm convinced at this point he could stand up there and say "After this is over, we're going to round all of you up and cut off your heads" and they'd cheer.
  11. Red Five
    Why would any candidate for any office anywhere tell people to stop voting? I mean, it's Trump, so I guess it makes sense that he can't see past himself.
  12. Red Five
    I wonder what the spin is going to be. "Oh what he really meant was _____". I'm not sure what other meaning there could possibly be. During his first term, "He won't leave office" was a big deal with the Rush crowd. Turns out that was an early every accusation is a confession.
  13. Red Five
    What an incredible superpower. You can say whatever batshit crazy thought enters your head, and tens of millions of people will still vote for you. For president. Contrast that to Biden. The second that debate was over, virtually the entire democratic party was like "holy shit, we've got to get this dude off the ticket."
  14. Red Five
    "Oh he just says stuff. You can't take him literally."
  15. Red Five
    It would be dumb in any election. But in an election against a rapist who has had multiple (who knows how many) affairs with porn stars....
  16. Red Five
    This has been done to death, but never like this. Imagine if Obama said “Just vote me in and you’ll never have to vote again. Oh and by the way I’m not actually Christian.”
  17. Red Five
    Texas head football coach. Single. In Austin.
  18. Red Five
    I would like to hear that from someone who has not already lied to the public about Dotard.
  19. Red Five
    If a doctor told him his ear was struck by a bullet, go ahead and release that shit Dotard. Easy fix. Of course I’m no doctor, but I would think that if your ear got hit by a bullet, you’re losing a portion of that ear. Or will at least need stitches/plastic surgery to put it back together. But this is Trump so of course it all has to make no sense. A coworker said to me yesterday that it looked like a PR stunt gone wrong. I couldn’t argue. I don’t think it was, but that IS what it looks like.
  20. Red Five
    "JD Vance doesn't know what sarcasm is."
  21. Red Five
    Whoa whoa, we should definitely draw the line at internet search history.
  22. Red Five
    Brings in zero new voters, has some particularly weird baggage, tough to listen to and tough to look at. Good call Dotard.
  23. Red Five
    You can tell he wasn’t hit by a bullet, because he is saying that he was hit by a bullet.
  24. Red Five
    I’m actually kind of concerned for that dude. I’m probably the worst public speaker I know, but even I could cobble together a few thoughts on UCLA football.
  25. Red Five

    Cobra Kai

    Red Five replied to Red Five's topic in Movies and TV

    I liked how they were initially going to take Sam to this world class martial arts competition, but leave Hawk at home.

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