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  1. Red Five
    We’re Not Going Back Also we should probably open about nine new threads on the election.
  2. Red Five
    I don't think Trump wants to do much of anything these days. And I don't think he wants to be president. He just doesn't want to go to jail.
  3. Red Five
    I love the "Any questions?" at the end. Nope, none at all coach. You covered all the bases. Let's just move on to the next coach now.
  4. Red Five
    But even that explanation doesn't make a lot of sense. Might as well start talking about Soul Asylum, as if that's normal to do. "Underrated band, Soul Asylum.... Runaway train.... it's never coming back folks. Never coming back."
  5. Red Five
    It seemed like they were barely even trying, and part of that was having a candidate they didn't trust to talk. About the closest we got was "you've got the morals of an alley cat."
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    A literal lol when I read that. "Bitch probably wants people to have access to healthcare too!"
  7. Red Five
    Seems like generally a 3 to 5 point bump for Harris off the bat. I think she'll be up huge two weeks post-convention.
  8. Red Five
    Ain't like dusting crops, boy.
  9. Red Five
    https://www.redlettermedia.com/review/7fj5u5rg7un40u1sikr5d2m45bifqa
  10. Red Five
    Ok, what the fuck is going on with Hannibal Lector? He talks about him all the time now. Going back months ago. Does he think Anthony Hopkins died recently or something?
  11. Red Five
    They took down the American flag outside the Capitol and put up a Trump flag.
  12. Red Five
    In reality I'm going to ask they take it down while I'm staying there, because it's offensive. If they don't, I'm out the door and driving back home.
  13. Red Five
    “Immigrant crime wave! Hundreds of thousands dead!”
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    Cobra Kai

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    Well, we’ve got a lot of time before November. Let’s have the conversation.
  15. Red Five
    And he got shot.* *sort of, maybe
  16. Red Five
    I have to go to a family thing out of town next weekend. I'm about 90% sure the house I will be staying at has a Trump flag out front. Trying to figure out the best way to handle that.... so far my best idea is to fake that I've got covid, although with this crowd that probably wouldn't work as intended. I know, I know, get new family....
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    10 seconds later and they're all standing and cheering, along with Trump. You would think everyone within eyesight of the dude who got shot in the back of the head would have been freaking the fuck out. You ever see those videos of Bourbon St when shots ring out? Within about two seconds the street is completely empty.
  18. Red Five
    The economy has improved. The stock market is up. Oil production is way up. Crime is down. Oh and immigrants are less likely to commit crimes, so shove the whole "immigrant crime wave" up your ignorant asses.
  19. Red Five
    I would like to be the first to thank Vice President Harris, for helping to create the greatest.....
  20. Red Five
    What the fuck are these people doing? Are they trying to see how much they can horrify half the country and still make an election close? I swear, we'd be in real trouble if any of these monsters were capable of dialing it back by about 20%.
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    Because nothing about it makes sense. I guess a big part of it is that no one wants to believe the SS could be that shockingly incompetent.
  23. Red Five
    I am also reevaluating some of the things I said in the hours/days after that.
  24. Red Five
    If Trump decided he needed a white man on his ticket, and so did Bush and Clinton and Bush and Reagan and keep going back almost 250 years…. What’s that called? They were all chosen because they were white men. But pick a black woman and it’s “DEI”. Oh ok.
  25. Red Five
    Their nominee has had a billion affairs while being married to his various wives. Some of whom were porn stars (the mistresses, not the wives, I don’t think). He’s been found liable for sexual abuse, and has been accused of assault by dozens of women. You sure you want to bring sex into this, morons?

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