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Red Five

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  1. Back in the 90s I was in Indiana for work, and learned the hard way that there are two time zones there. "Where the hell are you?? You were supposed to be here at 9." Me: "But it's only 8:30." Nope.
  2. "Tell me future boy, who is President in 2020?" "Dotard." "Dotard?? The game show host??"
  3. Wonder if Chili's uses squirrel meat.
  4. Watching live when it first started, I was thinking "I can't believe I'm about to watch dozens of people get mowed down on live TV." Nope.
  5. Hey dipshits, remember 2016? Guess that means you cheated to win, huh.
  6. I don't know if there is a term for this but I was listening to Jason Bateman, of all people, talk about it this morning. People who will tell pollsters that they are voting for Trump, because they have in the past and they're certainly not voting for Harris. But they hate the fucker now and just won't vote.
  7. Depending on how big of an asskicking he's taking, this has the potential to be hilarious.
  8. (points gun at Oz's head) "And now Oz, I will shoot you in the head and kill you." Oz: "no wait" "Ok." (throws away gun) Rinse and repeat. Still a great show though.
  9. When Dotard starts in with his "Come to DC on January 6th and fight like hell!" stuff he should probably be arrested.
  10. "“People are calling this the most disciplined campaign they’ve ever seen,” Trump remarked to friends at a fundraiser this summer, according to someone who heard the conversation."
  11. Hurr durr why should I feel better about Harris protecting my rights than Dotard?
  12. Steve Kornacki said earlier that Trump's retrospective approval rating is 48%. This country is so stupid.
  13. If we're all going to fucking Chili's if Harris wins, where in the world are we going if she loses?
  14. Looks like the closest one for SW Austin is Southpark Meadows. (haven't eaten at a Chili's in probably 25 years)
  15. All that rambling talk about Hannibal Lector and shooting journalists got them back in the spirit!
  16. This really confused me as a kid. "Wait, they have spares?"
  17. I was going to guess Starkville.
  18. Would that map get the election called Tuesday night?
  19. I keep forgetting about this. There is seriously a very good chance he goes to prison. Kind of hard to believe that has not at all been a part of the campaign. For President of the United States.
  20. "Today Trump said that he would like to see us all shot. Is this kind of confident aggression bad news for the Harris campaign?"
  21. Trump hosted SNL as a candidate in 2016. I don't remember if Hillary made an appearance. Obama appeared in 2008. Don't remember if McCain did.
  22. He has an R next to his name. For about 95% that's pretty much it. Fuck, he once said something about taking everyone's guns away and no one cared. He could spend the next two days saying that he is now insanely pro-choice and that he hates Jesus and his base would still vote for him.
  23. Two days before the election and Trump is saying "I wouldn't mind it if you shot at the press". Maybe we'll get some more lectures about how democrats need to tone down the rhetoric.
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