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Red Five

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  1. Well yeah, they've got to worry about you going around planting pipe bombs around DC again.
  2. I woke up feeling the cheesiest coach!
  3. Host was a big downgrade from Bill Hader.
  4. This thread has taught me that there are a ton of Plaza tv shows and movies which I have never seen.
  5. Dotard was up here double digits a few days ago.
  6. 3, but with a dash of 1 IMO.
  7. I suppose this makes Iowa the most likely non-swing state for Harris to pick up?
  8. So two Iowa polls released today were a combined 13 points apart. Okaaaaaaay...
  9. Yeah I was gonna say, anything under Trump -4 would have been great news right?
  10. Not to mention that Trump (you know, the guy actually running for President) has spent the last decade coming up with new derogatory terms for all of his enemies. Biden momentarily misspeaks and then corrects himself (I honestly don't know what he was trying to say, which of course has been a recurring problem and why he's not running) and Maher turns his show into "omg the language coming from both sides is so terrible!".
  11. Barely paying attention to football today, while checking my watch waiting for a freaking Iowa poll to come out. The version of me 20 years ago would never have believed that.
  12. I'm glad that will never make sense to me. "Your brother is dating the most popular woman in the world, who is gorgeous, and worth billions. Ha ha ha ha! That means he's gay."
  13. When you hear it said out loud it's actually funny. Like "I don't want Jared from Subway as the head coach of the Texas Longhorns. Here's why. For starters, he said his goal is to go 0-12 every year. I don't think this would be a good thing. Also....."
  14. Not entirely sure how screwing Taylor Swift makes you gay, but ok.
  15. All good points. I guess my only nitpick is that none of those things will happen.
  16. I'm not sure I ever really thought about the things he would have said over the years if left solely to his own devices. We probably would have gotten some racial slurs directed at Harris by now.
  17. Yeah but they aren't democrats.
  18. I watched a few minutes last night because it was the last show before the election. I changed the channel right after Maher said that Biden's garbage comment was 10 times worse than Hillary's deplorables remark. He then went on to ponder why the language in politics (from both sides!) is so divisive these days. Former republican Tim Miller looked at him a few times like WTF are you doing?
  19. Duke is an honorable man. I’m sure he swept his lady friend off her paws with his collection of bottom shelf booze and badass toy basket.
  20. I was thinking earlier that it might be a good idea to have my posting privileges suspended late Tuesday/early Wednesday. Because I guarantee you that Trump will declare victory, and will say something along the lines of "Wait until you see what happens on January 6th!". More importantly, AOC is looking shockingly rude on MSNBC right now.
  21. Good lord. By Monday night we'll be seeing "Trump accidentally reveals plan to give every American very advanced AIDS".
  22. It's possible he realizes he's popular with exactly no one, and thinks it could have the opposite effect.
  23. Don't forget Aubrey Plaza too.
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