Everything posted by Red Five
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
Not sure who all, but I think Bondi and Patel both testified that they already released everything? After today can we get them on perjury charges? I mean, they're trying to put Comey in prison for saying "I stand by my previous statement" five years ago. This seems slightly worse, considering they're protecting the president from being part of a pedophilia ring.
- Texas Roster 2026
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
I find it funny that they are waiting until the last minute to do this. Maybe they're still working over everything with sharpies.
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
We brought him in for Flood insurance. Really thought we would have pulled the trigger long before now. Moving Hutson to guard might have literally saved his job.
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Pluribus - Vince Gilligan and Rhea Seehorn
There were a lot of unanswered questions. For instance, what type of vibrator did pirate lady rub up on Carol? What brand? What model? Seeing this would have really helped advance the story.
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Trump’s America
Oh god they're going to float this next aren't they.
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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
There were some holy shit moments for me, like watching him do the Three Amigos salute, and saying "Live from New York, it's Saturday Night". He also recited the "hallelujah, holy shit. Where's the Tylenol" rant. It was fun watching Christmas Vacation in front of a large audience like that. There were, I think, three big applause moments. 1) When Cousin Eddie first shows up, 2) That rant, and 3) Chevy's "I did it' at the end. Really cool.
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2027 TE JT Geraci
- Boom M'Fer T Shirts - Second Run
I had not considered this angle. Shit, that part is going to suck. Again. (opposing offense scores a fourth quarter TD to cut the Texas lead to 45-7) "Fuck you Muschamp!!! What are we paying him for??"- 2027 TE JT Geraci
He has the makings of a varsity athlete.- Trump’s America
"Some people are saying that some of the things he said may have caused some people to question whether some of the things he said were actually indeed 100% factual...." Drives me fucking crazy.- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
If not him then Lacy. Or someone else. Wisner coming back prevents the need for 2, imo.- 2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
We should see if Michigan will agree to just do a “skills challenge and autograph session”. This doesn’t even feel like a real game anymore.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
It was a special game, which I think is why she had her tits out.- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
You find a spot no questions asked for a guy named Hollywood Smothers.- Trump’s America
Every now and then I’m reminded of the poll that showed a majority of republicans think Trump is more religious than Joe Biden. The lifelong catholic who basically lives in the church. These fucking people, I swear.- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
Nice player for what he is, but I can’t imagine he had any better offers than splitting carries here. Unless he wanted to try the UDFA thing.- Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
"Trump is just trying to expose the pedophile ring!" -tens of millions of the stupidest fucking people to ever live.- Trump’s America
So the President went on live tv from the White House last night, in a nationally televised address to the nation, broadcast on every network….. and said prescription drug prices are down 600%. And it’s not like he read the teleprompter wrong like Ron Burgandy and added an extra zero. Nope, he meant to say that. That really happened.- Trump’s America
He’s not exactly threading the needle. “The economy is A+++++ and it’s terrible because of Biden!” Like literally sometimes in the same sentence.- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
Do we expect Jordan Washington back? I sort of forgot he existed the last month or so of the season.- Trump’s America
I really wish I wasn’t attracted to Leavitt and her RATs.- Trump’s America
Still sticking with the “Obama was so divisive” thing huh. Just amazing. Less than zero awareness or shame. Cartoon bad guys.- National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Me too. He’s had some health issues recently and is lucky to still be alive. Still pretty funny, though.- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
We’ve got a 9.95-off on Endries. IT thinks he’s likely staying. - Boom M'Fer T Shirts - Second Run
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