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  1. Red Five
    I don't know man. Gaetz as AG is really something. A Russian asset in Intelligence is really something. Can these be topped? Scott Baio or Hulk Hogan would probably be improvements.
  2. Red Five
    Sounds like a good way for JPMorgan to very quickly go under so I would guess fever dream.
  3. Red Five
    If you showed these results to republicans in the 1980s, they wouldn't even believe you. If you were able to convince them that this is their future, they would be horrified and disgusted at what we've become. Now? Cool, cool.
  4. Red Five
    Here's the thing. Our brains constantly play tricks on us. I'm sure that everyone does remember her having braces... because for whatever reason that's what their brains were feeding them. Some combination of the shit in Jaws' mouth, combined with her looking like a young girl who would have braces. Who knows. When I was a kid I had a business card that, and this is gonna sound weird, a guy in a gas station in New Mexico gave to my dad on a trip (gas station dude was apparently so taken by this that he had a bunch made to hand out). The idea was to count the vowels on the card. So you counted, and got 12 or whatever. Nope. The actual answer was something like 22. And everyone would say "No I just counted. It's 12." But when they would count again with the number 22 in their heads.... they would get 22. It was a real mind fuck, that has nothing to do with this topic other than that our brains process information pretty weirdly.
  5. Red Five
    It's been nine fucking days. He won't even be president for another two months.
  6. Red Five
    Yeah, maybe a good idea. Jesus fuck what are we doing here.
  7. Red Five
    Interesting. Here's a review talking about her braces. I don't remember either way but people sure are convinced. https://www.newspapers.com/article/jg-tc-journal-gazette-and-times-courier/23613459/
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    Do we know what's up with Vasek?
  10. Red Five
    #me too
  11. Red Five
    Think about who you largely just described. So I'd answer sometime around 2016.
  12. Red Five
    On Pod Save America they were talking about people who should probably leave the country for their own protection. People like Michael Cohen. Fauci is probably another one, and that is so incredibly sad.
  13. Red Five
    Are we still doing that?
  14. Red Five
    Now which is it young feller. Ah, jokes. Jokes are fun. Life is fun. Everything is great.
  15. Red Five
    Gbenda won it last year, and has generally looked like the same Gbenda. Collins doesn't qualify, IMO. Taaffe is interesting. He played a ton last year so not really sure that he came out of nowhere, in the spirit of the award. Guess it's Juan Davis.
  16. Red Five
    I need to figure out a balance between tuning the fuck out for my sanity, and actually doing something to help. Maybe a monthly donation or something, and going along with my life paying no attention while everything burns to the fucking ground.
  17. Red Five
    It’s taking an insane amount of effort to not say fuck it and completely unplug.
  18. Red Five
    How about gas? I paid $2.79/gallon the other day, and I will vote for facism to get it below $2.70.
  19. Red Five
    I have the versatility to play in your mom's slot and box.
  20. Red Five
    Cosby, Family Ties, Cheers, Night Court was one evening (Thursday) of prime time tv.
  21. Red Five
    Texas 35 UA 20 200 yards
  22. Red Five
    RIP Kurn.
  23. Red Five
    Oh no, I forgot to mention it was during peak covid. That's even worse! Sorry, I'm not doing this. I'm done with having two sets of rule books.
  24. Red Five
    He ate in a restaurant during covid. It is the worst thing a candidate for office has ever done.
  25. Red Five
    I remember reading probably six months ago that Trump was leading people who don't follow news/politics at all by something like 30 points. Cool, cool, cool.

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