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Red Five

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  1. We should see if Michigan will agree to just do a “skills challenge and autograph session”. This doesn’t even feel like a real game anymore.
  2. It was a special game, which I think is why she had her tits out.
  3. You find a spot no questions asked for a guy named Hollywood Smothers.
  4. Every now and then I’m reminded of the poll that showed a majority of republicans think Trump is more religious than Joe Biden. The lifelong catholic who basically lives in the church. These fucking people, I swear.
  5. Nice player for what he is, but I can’t imagine he had any better offers than splitting carries here. Unless he wanted to try the UDFA thing.
  6. "Trump is just trying to expose the pedophile ring!" -tens of millions of the stupidest fucking people to ever live.
  7. So the President went on live tv from the White House last night, in a nationally televised address to the nation, broadcast on every network….. and said prescription drug prices are down 600%. And it’s not like he read the teleprompter wrong like Ron Burgandy and added an extra zero. Nope, he meant to say that. That really happened.
  8. He’s not exactly threading the needle. “The economy is A+++++ and it’s terrible because of Biden!” Like literally sometimes in the same sentence.
  9. Do we expect Jordan Washington back? I sort of forgot he existed the last month or so of the season.
  10. I really wish I wasn’t attracted to Leavitt and her RATs.
  11. Still sticking with the “Obama was so divisive” thing huh. Just amazing. Less than zero awareness or shame. Cartoon bad guys.
  12. Me too. He’s had some health issues recently and is lucky to still be alive. Still pretty funny, though.
  13. We’ve got a 9.95-off on Endries. IT thinks he’s likely staying.
  14. Remember back in 2016 when the talking point was “Trump can’t be bribed”? Now it’s just SOP and no one gives a shit.
  15. I predict Paraguay guy walks in on some pirate lady scissoring. A pirate ride, if you will.
  16. To be fair, I think she spends all of her free time eating.
  17. For real, he probably thinks all the Americas should belong to the US. And considers it ‘stollen’.
  18. I can hear it now. “Well I’m not crazy about it, but they had to! What were they supposed to do, let the democrats and Mexicans and gays and trans people ruin this country??”
  19. I’m sure SOMETHING will be released by Friday. What/how much would need to be released in order to win that bet? How would you even know what percentage, how accurate, etc?
  20. Red Five replied to Grandioso's topic in Movies and TV
    This is like witnessing someone watch our 2005 season for the first time. “You guys gotta see VY pump fake this OSU dude….!”
  21. Imagine that article, but replace every mention of republicans with democrats (and vice versa), and replace every mention of Trump with Biden or Obama. Just playing a different game here entirely.
  22. Red Five replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    Someone saying incredibly, objectively incorrect things in a very confident manner will always be hilarious. It's basically Ron Burgandy.
  23. Red Five replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    You are very clearly describing Mosley.
  24. Red Five replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    Everything you’re saying is wrong. To the extent I have no idea who or what you’re talking about, and I’m not sure you do either.
  25. Red Five replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    I think he’s confusing Moore and Mosley.
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