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Red Five

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  1. Yeah but that’s a room full of guys who have basically never played college football. Real snaps anyway. Portal for sure here.
  2. With all of Sark’s connections there, how did we end up taking so many Bama busts that are clearly not culture fits?
  3. Yeah of the current guys on the roster I was thinking Moore or Butler returning punts. Obviously depends on what we end up getting in the portal. A speedy RB might return kicks.
  4. They kept those memories. Mark told the other three about it.
  5. Irving was on to that shit.
  6. But, innie Mark does know that. Right?
  7. Fun fact: Before this I was a crossing guard. This show is so weird. And that was a very fast 50 minutes. Moar
  8. "The good news continues for Texas on the retention front, as Bert Auburn has entered the portal...."
  9. That's an 8, numbers Katfid.
  10. Wonder if we go to the portal at corner now, or if Black is the guy. Nahlin floated moving Guilbeau to corner but don't know about that.
  11. If we're speculating, give me Jerrick Gibson.
  12. Deal. It's a loaded class obviously, but Cunningham was one of the very few (maybe only - no wait Jackson Christian exists) head scratchers for me. I don't get it. People in the stands around me in 2028: "Man that dude really loves Rickey Stewart.... and really fucking hates that third string LB."
  13. I like Rickey Stewart more than most. But RBs are weird. They can look like great takes but then show up and Vondrell McGee/Kyle Porter it up all over the field, making you question your judgement. My second would be Chester.
  14. Would you rather they make something up?
  15. Good to know Jesus has enough free time on his hands to fix college football games.
  16. Because I find a comedian to be unfunny? Ok.
  17. If Yang comes out dressed as a hurricane or something stupid, yes.
  18. THUS FAR I covered myself.
  19. Retention is fantastic thus far. We've really only lost the people we spent all year thinking we'd lose.
  20. I've never laughed at Yang, but in fairness, for the last couple of years I've fast forwarded through anything that looks like a Yang-centric skit or WE.
  21. Note to self: Wait to pop the gummy until about 8:30.
  22. FWIW Nahlin thinks Trey Moore comes back, and "would lean towards" MM coming back. Has anyone introduced a Money Muhammad joke yet?
  23. I think we're about to upgrade in a big way. So much so that "Why wasn't he playing last year??" will be the annoying thing we hear all season. As for being young, think how good he looked in our last spring game (yeah I know, practice). By the time we play another football game it will have been 18 months since that spring game, with another offseason and a few starts in between.
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