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Red Five

Certifiably Surly
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  1. At the time it felt like a funny epilogue on Trump's time in politics. Turns out we were just getting started.
  2. Every now and then someone random is accepting an award or something, and they’ll say “I think we should aspire to be good people” or something. And they’ll get fucking hammered by the ghouls on the right. Like that priest who begged Trump to be merciful to the poor and weak. Yeah she got death threats. Imagine that being your “team”. The ones who pitch a fit at suggestions like “we should treat people well”. Seems like it should be a tipoff to a lot of people.
  3. Before absorbing all that dark side energy.
  4. (the citizens of Gotham slowly realizing that putting The Joker in charge of everything probably wasn't the greatest idea. Turns out, he's not doing anything he promised and in fact is just stealing everyone's money. Who could have known.)
  5. Well, we got the "she's gonna be big" part right.
  6. "I don't want to hear about affordability." -Dotard, 10 months after inauguration, after running on precisely that. Back in the before times, that would have been something that we used to call "An enormous motherfucking gaffe" and a beautiful hand-wrapped gift to democrats.
  7. How on Earth did this not happen sometime around September of 2024?
  8. We've all grown so accustomed to Trump lying every time he opens his mouth, that he can stand in front of cameras and say that his poll numbers are the best ever, and that he ended inflation and eight wars, and no one bats an eye. Like, a president being caught in a huge lie used to be a thing. I swear I remember it. But we just expect Trump to lie now, so he does it like that above, and everyone just goes "uh huh" and moves on. It would be fascinating if it weren't so horrific.
  9. That’s his “someone is getting attention and it isn’t me” face.
  10. Um no that would be 100% par for the course for him. I'd be surprised by anything different, really.
  11. I like how RFK Jr. used his years of accumulated medical knowledge to nope the fuck out of that room ASAP.
  12. Ah yes. This is embarrassing. Christ, they went to England, not New York.
  13. It is, right? Even as a kid I was like "Damn this is actually really fucking good. Charles Grodin is amazing."
  14. "Coach Sarkisian, we have an idea. Now, you're going to think this sounds insane, but you're just gonna have to trust us...."
  15. "We're the party with the right solutions", huh. That's funny, considering y'all ran on all that shit a year ago, you control every branch of government, and haven't done shit to fix any of it.
  16. Berymon has "decommitted", officially I suppose.
  17. A casual Texas fan tuning into the first game of the year would have been truly lost with all the new faces. In theory the broadcast should help with that, although in this case they didn’t really seem to think that was necessary.
  18. I'm sure Christians wouldn't mind at all being painted with that broad of a brush. "Hey you're a Christian, just like Donald Trump claims to be. So I can only assume that you are also a lifelong conman and 34 time convicted felon and child rapist and regular rapist?"
  19. Guards will look better than they’re not being guarded by 6’7” dudes who will be in the NBA next year.
  20. Surly turning a Miss Piggy thread into a Holly Rowe thread within 10 posts is pretty funny.
  21. “You’d better do something or you will lose channels you are already paying for…. in fact, you will lose really the only channels you even use” really grinds my gears.
  22. I'm not busy tomorrow.
  23. Trump sycophants: “President Dotard is focused on nothing else but how to pay out SNAP benefits to those in need.” Dotard this morning: “We’re not paying jack shit to those freeloaders!” Karoline Leavitt a few minutes ago: “Of course we’re going to abide by the court order to pay out SNAP benefits.” Not that I have any sympathy for anyone who chooses to work in this White House, but it’s pretty funny to watch them constantly trying to cover for him just saying whatever the hell he wants.
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