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Red Five

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  1. Ok yeah I’m not crazy. Everyone is saying something different.
  2. Not sure but they have already contradicted each other a couple of times. First guy said that the guy in custody will only be charged with obstruction. The next guy referred to him as a person of interest. They are making it as confusing as possible.
  3. I’m listening to the briefing right now and the suspect is still at large.
  4. Just a reminder that our current president pardoned the people who caused the deaths on 1/6. You know, if we’re keeping score on who actually likes political violence and who doesn’t.
  5. I assumed it was some pretty serious sarcasm.
  6. Well I guess we’ll just talk about it here then. Problem solved. The last post I saw was one claiming CK has died.
  7. Wtf, we didn’t do it.
  8. Where did the Kirk thread go?
  9. I always like it when something like this happens, and we get treated to a bunch of “I don’t care what your politics are, shooting people in the neck is a bad thing and we shouldn’t be doing that sort of thing” posts. Oh yeah? No shit. I had no fucking idea someone else had that thought, because I also generally think murder is wrong.
  10. I watched that close up video and wish I hadn’t. Just a heads up for everyone. And yeah I don’t see how he survives that.
  11. That’s what it looks like when someone gets shot in front of a crowd. Just saying.
  12. If I were a member of any of those people’s family and cared about them, I would beg them to never do anything like that again.
  13. (Surly servers combust)
  14. Texas 52 Mountain Handjob Folk 10 290 yards
  15. Mark Cuban gif
  16. This is the hilarious part about all of the bootlickers lining up to embarrass themselves. “It’s a hoax, it’s clearly faked” etc. Yeah that’s from a 22 year-old book. A lot of this, unfortunately, would have gone away if Trump had just said “I think I just had someone do a doodle real quick and I signed it without paying attention. I don’t know what it means now and I didn’t back then either.” But, neither he nor his cult members operate that way, even when it’s really, really in his best interests to do so.
  17. Well I haven’t seen even so much as a preview, but her name is Wednesday Addams. And she is part of a Family. So, I think it’s a take on Beetlejuice. Well I haven’t seen even so much as a preview, but her name is Wednesday Addams. And she is part of a Family. So, I think it’s a take on Beetlejuice.
  18. Don’t forget Manning’s shoulder injury.
  19. (shown dozens of videos of Trump fucking children over the years, backed up by signed affidavits from the victims as well as witnesses) “Interesting. Trump is clearly covering for someone. Probably Obama. But why??”
  20. Thinking Biden said it: “Remove him from office now! Everyone must be regretting their votes for Biden now that he has said that one thing!” After learning Trump said it: “oh well I guess he made a silly. It could happen to anyone. Anyway….”
  21. His busty press secretary tried to take a victory lap yesterday over this signature. "It's clearly not President Trump's signature." Everyone: "Um, yes it is."
  22. We should also make Auburn take Justin Wells.
  23. There's a Trump interview out there - I don't remember who it was with, maybe Stern? - from about 15 years ago, where he's asked "Is there such thing as 'too young' for you?" and he thinks for a second, before saying "Well I wouldn't have sex with a 12 year-old". I saw this for the first time probably a few weeks ago, after he had already been elected president twice. Someone post it if they know what I'm talking about.
  24. There are very, very few “genre-defining” movies, by definition. This is turning into a thread where we list movies we like.
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