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Red Five

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  1. I don’t drink champagne but I’ve had the same bottle in my fridge for about five years now. Waiting. I don’t care if I read about it at 6:30 am while I’m getting ready for work, it’s getting opened in that moment.
  2. A House of Dynamite.
  3. On orders from a weekend Fox News host. Sometimes I wonder how we're all still here.
  4. I liked how Biden was president when that happened, and basically everyone immediately went straight to "Oh fuck, Trump!". Not one person actually worried that Biden would use that to his advantage. I don't think anyone even bothered pretending to.
  5. So who's gonna be the word police who denaturalize those who complain about America, Nalin? Wait his name is Nalin Haley? I guess his dad named him. Like, during.
  6. This will require exactly zero changes to my normal schedule.
  7. I did enjoy when a reporter attempted to ask him about his previous promises to not damage the building, and he pretty much said "Hey fuck you. You're an idiot and I can do whatever I want." (everyone nods along and moves onto a different subject)
  8. If Trump announced this afternoon that they would be making some additions to the Lincoln Memorial, but hey don't worry, we're not going to touch the existing structure.... and then a week later the bulldozers were out and destroying it.... would everyone just shrug like what is going to happen here?
  9. I was reminded yesterday of when Obama converted White House tennis courts to basketball courts and republicans lost their fucking minds.
  10. So, everyone excited about the game tomorrow?
  11. He's also really good at taking other peoples' money.
  12. All time tearjerker moment at the end when those parachutes open, no matter how many times I watch it.
  13. And he went on today about how actually the East Wing sucked and everyone hated it.
  14. In fact, they were so fine with what we had on the interior that Neto was set to start at LG for about eight months. Right up until it was time to board the plane to Columbus. Then it was decided that the worst OL we have seen at Texas would be a better option. Nothing about our decision making process at that spot makes sense.
  15. Is Sark even a good playcaller? Like, what exactly would we be missing if he hired an OC. This shit is unwatchable, and it wasn’t great last year with 11 future NFL guys on the field. What we’re getting with Sark is the exact opposite of what most of us expected. CEO: Awesome. Defense: Awesome. Badass elite offenses: Crickets.
  16. Someone should make a list of all the things he has claimed to “save”. And that we would supposedly be without entirely without the generous efforts of Dotard. I think it’s pretty much everything. Crazy that people call him a conman.
  17. I think after OU it was assumed Sark finally got that. Nope.
  18. 25 and $135k here, South Austin in 2002. It’s probably worth half a million now.
  19. Edna! Helper’s gettin’ cold!
  20. I really hope the other Tim Beck takes advantage of “Why should I change my name? He’s the one who sucks.”
  21. Watching a cult and how they treat their cult leader sure has been informative. Looking for excuses when we already know for a fact that Trump is all over the files. “Well sure he’s in the files, but why is he so obviously protecting Obama?? It just doesn’t make sense!”
  22. (Han and Leia come downstairs for breakfast) “Hey where’s Ben? He must be out doing chores.” Luke: “Actually, I was getting some bad vibes, so I sliced him up in the middle of the night. His remains are outside if you want to go say good morning.”
  23. I just texted a friend, "Over a 72 hour period, he 1) Released a video of him dressed as a king dropping shit all over the American people, 2) Destroyed a huge chunk of the White House after promising he wouldn't, and 3) Demanded a quarter-billion dollars of taxpayer money for himself." Did I miss anything? 72 hours.
  24. Remember when Luke thought he sensed the dark side in him, so he was just going to straight up slice his nephew in half in his sleep with a lightsaber? That was great storytelling.
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