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Red Five

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  1. Thinking Biden said it: “Remove him from office now! Everyone must be regretting their votes for Biden now that he has said that one thing!” After learning Trump said it: “oh well I guess he made a silly. It could happen to anyone. Anyway….”
  2. His busty press secretary tried to take a victory lap yesterday over this signature. "It's clearly not President Trump's signature." Everyone: "Um, yes it is."
  3. We should also make Auburn take Justin Wells.
  4. There's a Trump interview out there - I don't remember who it was with, maybe Stern? - from about 15 years ago, where he's asked "Is there such thing as 'too young' for you?" and he thinks for a second, before saying "Well I wouldn't have sex with a 12 year-old". I saw this for the first time probably a few weeks ago, after he had already been elected president twice. Someone post it if they know what I'm talking about.
  5. There are very, very few “genre-defining” movies, by definition. This is turning into a thread where we list movies we like.
  6. Clinton also hasn’t been our president since years before Arch Manning was born. The stupid…. some days it hurts more than others.
  7. “Cherry picking” Fucking press charges against Clinton if he did anything illegal. Please. I think the vast majority of democrats would agree, as opposed to 99.99% of republicans who continue to fight any sort of justice when it comes to their cult leader.
  8. They're arguing about a signature on a picture (with no actual argument to even make), when everyone knows Trump and Epstein were good friends for about 15 years. Epstein's prime rapin' and sex trafficking years. Let's just all skip over that part and argue about one picture. That's the genius.
  9. Well, that says Donald Trump. On the Epstein picture he drew, he signed it Donald. And it looks like it always does. But other than that, nailed it Wesley. No notes.
  10. Why would the WSJ need to show that letter to Vance before publishing it? Outside of verifying authenticity, why should they be required to show it around to anyone in the Trump orbit?
  11. A movie can be important or influential, but I don't see how any superhero movie not called The Avengers or The Dark Knight or Superman could be called "genre-defining".
  12. I didn't know it earlier this afternoon. Isn't he a vampire?
  13. Just heard Mike Johnson's attempt to explain what he meant by "Trump was an FBI informant". I'm paraphrasing, "Oh, did I use the wrong word? This isn't my lane. I don't know what these words mean. I was just saying what everyone knows already." hahahaha
  14. Also VY only played a half.
  15. Who writes these headlines? Early returns are certainly promising, but "great"? How many great WRs has Texas even had in its history, like four?
  16. Watch us get to a point to where Stephen Miller is telling people to attack brown people at polls, and not to worry because there will be mass pardons handed out to these heroes that do so.
  17. Holy shit, Sark was just asked "Why is Arch's shoulder hurting?" He responded "According to who?" "Um, well he looks like he's hurting in pictures." "Well I don't photograph you guys when you're using the bathroom and ask why you're making those faces."
  18. I'm curious what the relationships on the court are like behind the scenes. If you're one of the three normal ones, how do you play nice with the others? Or maybe they don't.
  19. Where does that stop? "Sure the Chiefs beat the Eagles by seven in the Super Bowl, but they are a little too woke for my liking. So congratulations to the Super Bowl champion Philadelphia Eagles!!". Do we get that in our future soon?
  20. Imagine siding with this convicted felon and rapist and overall terrible person, over Tom Hanks. Also, is he suggesting that the Academy should give out their awards based on political ideology? And not on, you know, performance?
  21. Just as an exercise, what's our best five on the OL? You can go regardless of position. Goosby.... um, Campbell. Hutson? Then... um.... Hey is Nick Brooks' suspension over? I'd like to see what Robertson looks like at center and Kibble at guard.
  22. The first Superman movie is still the gold standard, and it was the first one out of the box. Not sure it's "genre-defining" but that's pretty crazy for a movie made in 1978 about a guy who can fly.
  23. I'm not quite sure that what he did fell under "official acts of the president".
  24. It's a weird disconnect. His last name is Manning and he's been in this offense for three years, and he's struggling with the easy stuff.
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