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  1. Red Five
    Lulz. She ran a virtually flawless campaign, even in this environment when D’s have to be perfect and it doesn’t matter wtf R’s do.
  2. Red Five
    I was, um, not overly impressed with our portal dudes. Also, playing Onyema this much seems bad.
  3. Red Five
    Should I let my GA bet ride? Roughly $100 to win $300.
  4. Red Five
    I think it’s because she’s smiling.
  5. Red Five
    Predictit 50-50 across the board right now.
  6. Red Five
    Anakin/Padme meme. But she’s definitely gonna win Michigan, right?
  7. Red Five
    Sadly, Helo is doing what is needed in this thread. I'd be horrified if the reverse was happening.
  8. Red Five
    What would even be the point of a pardon? He'd just immediately break any deal they agreed to.
  9. Red Five
    I just don't think he's capable. Even if he tried to do it, after about five seconds he'd be off script and screaming about how he only lost because it was rigged.
  10. Red Five
    I was just thinking how funny it would be if Trump surprised everyone and conceded around midnight tomorrow night. "I would like to congratulate my opponent, President-elect Harris, on running a great campaign...." Our brains can't even imagine it happening. Like trying to imagine what infinity looks like. Something literally everyone except him has done.
  11. Red Five
    INTO MY FUCKING VEINS
  12. Red Five
    Hey, More Cowbell.
  13. Red Five
    Back in the 90s I was in Indiana for work, and learned the hard way that there are two time zones there. "Where the hell are you?? You were supposed to be here at 9." Me: "But it's only 8:30." Nope.
  14. Red Five
    "Tell me future boy, who is President in 2020?" "Dotard." "Dotard?? The game show host??"
  15. Red Five
    Wonder if Chili's uses squirrel meat.
  16. Red Five
    Final answer.
  17. Red Five
    Watching live when it first started, I was thinking "I can't believe I'm about to watch dozens of people get mowed down on live TV." Nope.
  18. Red Five
    Hey dipshits, remember 2016? Guess that means you cheated to win, huh.
  19. Red Five
    I don't know if there is a term for this but I was listening to Jason Bateman, of all people, talk about it this morning. People who will tell pollsters that they are voting for Trump, because they have in the past and they're certainly not voting for Harris. But they hate the fucker now and just won't vote.
  20. Red Five
    Depending on how big of an asskicking he's taking, this has the potential to be hilarious.
  21. Red Five
    (points gun at Oz's head) "And now Oz, I will shoot you in the head and kill you." Oz: "no wait" "Ok." (throws away gun) Rinse and repeat. Still a great show though.
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    When Dotard starts in with his "Come to DC on January 6th and fight like hell!" stuff he should probably be arrested.
  24. Red Five
    "“People are calling this the most disciplined campaign they’ve ever seen,” Trump remarked to friends at a fundraiser this summer, according to someone who heard the conversation."
  25. Red Five
    Hurr durr why should I feel better about Harris protecting my rights than Dotard?

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