Everything posted by Red Five
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TIL there’s something called fraud tourism. Congrats, Minnesota.
"This is awful! Only the President should be allowed to commit crimes out in the open on a daily basis!"
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Pluribus - Vince Gilligan and Rhea Seehorn
Why did Carol take the time to write out Come Back Please on her street, as opposed to just telling them in a voicemail? "Gettin' horny, send the pirate lady over."
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Elise Stefanik needs her own thread. She's gonna be a GQP big player.
She's not a Stephen Miller or RFK Jr. She's someone who knows better, like Rubio. That almost makes it worse.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
The government is covering up pedophilia. Like, just out in the open. This should be the biggest political scandal of all time.
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
That question has been asked and answered repeatedly.
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Hegseth & the Boys
So if the president does it then it's not illegal, and also the president can't commit a crime thanks to the Supreme Court. So if Trump bombed Gavin Newsom's house, then no crime was committed. Cool.
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Trump’s America
I was already typing up a post saying that one day we will learn Mike Judge was a time traveler. That picture is fucking hilarious. Holy shit.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
Was Katy nuking that thread for no reason other than to be awful the impetus for everyone's migration from hornfans, to the creation of shaggy?
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
There was some initial "This was a mutual decision" from the 9.95s yesterday. This is looking less and less like a mutual decision.
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Trump’s America
Just imagine the shit he's floated behind the scenes that we'll never know about. "The Trump White House", putting himself on Mount Rushmore, etc.
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
It was our fault.
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Trump’s America
The president openly accepting bribes is apparently now just something that happens.
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The Trump Economy
"Quit your crying! The man saved our country so I say let him take whatever he wants!" You would hear a lot of that.
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Sark just said in his PC that Nansen will be calling the defense in the bowl game.
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Trump’s America
That would be like 10 years from now. If not more. Also he's never going to prison. If we ever want to return to normalcy, step one has to happen first. I don't understand wanting to wait years and years for it.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Helobious Is Getting Those Wrists Ready For Heavy Work
I have not heard any "Baugh or bust" sentiments. Although who knows what they're saying over there on OTF.
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The Trump Economy
Evidently, about 35% of the country will put up with literally anything. He could have another televised address where he announces that he is personally raiding the treasury and I don't think he would dip much under that 35%.
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Trump’s America
Are you saying if you had the choice of him dying tomorrow, or dying in January of 2029, you don't know which you would prefer?
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Trump’s America
He has to know that the next president is going to get rid of all this shit. It would be really embarrassing to have the name of a twice impeached convicted felon and rapist all over the place.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Helobious Is Getting Those Wrists Ready For Heavy Work
Hahaha. What a great hire that was. Jesus.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
Not sure who all, but I think Bondi and Patel both testified that they already released everything? After today can we get them on perjury charges? I mean, they're trying to put Comey in prison for saying "I stand by my previous statement" five years ago. This seems slightly worse, considering they're protecting the president from being part of a pedophilia ring.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
I find it funny that they are waiting until the last minute to do this. Maybe they're still working over everything with sharpies.
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
We brought him in for Flood insurance. Really thought we would have pulled the trigger long before now. Moving Hutson to guard might have literally saved his job.
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Pluribus - Vince Gilligan and Rhea Seehorn
There were a lot of unanswered questions. For instance, what type of vibrator did pirate lady rub up on Carol? What brand? What model? Seeing this would have really helped advance the story.