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Welp Carl Icahn just scared the shit out of me. He just went on CNBC and said his biggest position is a cds play against commercial mortgage backed securities.

Hannah Ann is getting turned out by Josh Dobbs alien looking ass now. I wonder what her Tennessee dad thinks about that fantasy suite session.

Madison plays a good game and almost had me convinced she’s less crazy than the average woman and then boom she goes full psycho with her eyelashes. Looks like she has a bunch of cricket legs hanging off of her eyelids. That’s a run for the hills type of indicator.

This was possibly the least loved bull market in US history. The amount of cash that remained on the sidelines (3 trillion plus) and the lower velocity (which is why it lasted so long) bode very well for the upcoming post consolidation period we are going to see. I call it that because I’m not convinced we will see a reasonable definition of a recession.

The business speak stuff was good for maybe 5 minutes not 30 minutes. Throwaway day can’t win them all I guess.

Just because raiding the Pac is better than what we have now doesnt mean it still doesnt suck. UT and OU to the SEC makes way too much sense financially and geographically. Let the buttfucks we leave behind fend for themselves with the losers on the west coast.

Looks damn good. Recipe?

I did my part, but it had to have been 5 to 1 LSU to Texas fans yesterday. Based on what Im seeing on tv it looks like the same tonight. Not a great look at all. We are supposed to be a marquee program.

Give me Tata over the others. She puts on weight in all the right places.

Yea Im not worried about titles. I just want a competitive team with some interesting players that are more than capable of making some noise in the tourney. Good recruiter, solid coach. Seems reasonable.

I'd be so pumped. Feels like we have a real shot at this.

We were section A row 7. Were y’all right in front of us?

Man I love Reckling Park. Watched a lot of good Texas baseball out there. Took my 3 and 1 year old boys and they had a blast. People were very nice to us about them running around.

Nancy's Hustle blew us away. Truly fantastic. The actual restaurant was not really our scene. Very "Austiny" which I know is a good thing on here but I lived there for three years recently and I grew tired of the skinhead tatted up hipster type. Lots of those at Nancy's Hustle including our waiter, but he was great. Very attentive and helpful, he gave us a great vibe and attitude about the food. We loved everything but the Nancy Cakes, Ricotta Gnocchi, and half chicken were some of our favorites. The burger stole the show though. The waiter said it would and served it last for us. When he gave us the dessert list we ordered.......another burger. Big fan of that place. Loved the French wine the rec'd too.

Any recs for Nancy’s Hustle?

Klatt has got to follow Bob. That may be the only sports related segment I listen to on the whole show. Plus, Klatt will clown Corby regularly.

I've been hitting the younger demo's mom right in the caboose CHOO CHOO.

Word on the skreetz is daddy Brockermeyer talked to a scout who didnt have good things to say about our staff/program/Hand. So then he started asking around and he has gotten mixed information. My FW buddy went from saying he would basically commit ritual seppuku if the Brocks ended up somewhere else, to telling me not to get my hopes up. Happy Monday!

Nothing about Herman has told me he is ready to win consistently. I think this cycle looks similar to the last one and we finish with a top 10 class, which will include some frustrating misses.

Family is in the cattle business up there. Smells like money to me. I grew up having to clean out the horse barn. The horse shit would dry out so fast that even walking on it would fill the air with shit particles. Stick a shovel in there and the air fills up like someone dropped a shit based chem trail inside. Id go to sleep at night wheezing shit out of my lungs, but at least it was a break from fixing fence.

When is Suchomel's funeral? I mean he's killed himself by now right?

How dare you. How dare you.

Guys Ive been watching football for over 30 years, and all I can say is that Jordon Williams has "IT". His film speaks for itself and I don't really care what the services say. These guys get paid millions to make these evaluations, what do you get paid? Football is about more than offers and theres too many good players to catch them all, I just feel so blessed that we caught this one in the end. Honestly, I feel like fate brought Jordan Williams to this point. You will never know what is in the heart of a warrior. I can actually say I'm proud to have seen his film and know about this incredibly fine young man. I'm inspired. This really wraps up the whole cycle for me on a major positive note. Huge addition to this class. We need soldiers, not recruiting prima donnas. My wife left me after 20 years of marriage, but I can tell this kid knows something about commitment just by the way he shows up to work every day. He deserves this, so good to see good things happen to good people. This is really good. My wife told me she never loved me and took pretty much everything I have, but this kid makes it all worth it. I can really say I'm like a proud dad. Congrats Jordan, I can't wait to take this journey with you.

Man the TDS levels are impressive in here. Yall do realize he's taking that booty again right?

Very funny. I mean its not even close.