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Salty inbred little bitches. We are better. Now that payments aren't limited to what a bunch of poor trash can gather up at a elk's lodge meeting, the playing field is tilted away from them. Sorry your towns suck, your wives are fat and your children are ugly. Sorry that you won't be able to buy players with $100 bills. Sucks to be you.

Starting early...

Poor Bama. Getting picked on by big bad Texas. They are at the anger stage at this point. I wonder how long it will take to get to acceptance. Deboer must have the charisma of a wet blanket to not be able to retain some of his players given his coaching resume. How long until they turn on him? Right now they are mad at the players leaving and the schools that view their roster as open season. Where was that outrage when they picked Burton from Georgia or Gibbs from gtech? This is the danger of being an uneducated, shitty redneck state and having a generational coach. You fail to understand your place in the world. With deboer they likely maintain respectability but the days of being angry if they don't make the cfp are over.. for their sake hopefully they don't get back the franchione days but as a fanbase that has suffered through 13 years in the desert, I think it's reasonable to collectively tell them to fuck off. For those bama fans browsing who struggle with words, assume Texas is Logan Roy.

Surely bama has a couple dts.... If we get their starter does it count as ours. Holy shit it's nice to watch everyone else burn

That is correct. Basically, you lose the claim to your scholarship when you enter the portal. Moot point for bama but a surprise for some of those players who overvalue their importance and why you see people end up at South Alabama.

How awesome would it be to somehow watch him destroy a second program we compete with? Plus all the Aggy tears if he has any modicum of success while they are paying for his historic buyout. I'm just crossing my fingers that someone decides that Tommy Rees, James Franklin, or Marcus Freeman is the move...No one will adequately replace Saban but there are plenty that would speed up Bama's demise and slide into mediocrity. I'm really surprised that Kiffin isn't their next call after the top three. He might not succeed but he'd certainly be entertaining and higher upside than any of the other candidates thrown out.

yup, 4 years coaching entire line, another year coaching just guards and centers (lol, if that isn't an indictment not sure what is). Also, felt like about 10 years so definitely continuity. When I looked it up, found out he wrote a book on offensive line coaching. I think it was titled "Offensive Line Fundamentals - How to Ignore them and turn 5 stars into 2 stars"

In fairness, my phone autocorrects to Aggy. It doesn't matter whether I type Aggie, Aggies, moron, simpleton, inbred, periennial underachiever, second rate program, pretender, cult, or SEC sycophant. No matter what, it autocorrects. Now if we have a new board rule I will try but I think on it's pretty Aggy!

I'm glad that OU upgraded at QB. Btw, McMillan seems to have owning OU down pat. He's certainly welcome to continue to do so at Texas

Dude, let him have the win. I bet this will be counted in their win loss record along with the spring game. Getting to .500 isn't going to be easy and the benefit of starting 2-0 before going through the early season gauntlet will be big

Fify

If I believed in conspiracy theories, I would even believe that Texas would float interest in certain commits that they don't want just to make some rubes negotiate against themselves and thereby decrease the war chest for the players you actually covet. It only works if you're dealing with simpletons, maybe a competitor that spent an ungodly sum of money to fire a coach and buy players because of what their rival was doing ... We haven't really been interested in Bussey or McKinley but suddenly we're interested. LOL. Then again, for the Aggy on here, I hear Sark covets Bussey as a replacement for Worthy replacement and thinks McKinley can replace Sweat. I really hope we can get them and heard that a couple BMDs have said that money won't prevent us from getting these guys. Same with Evans, who they think could be like Suh. At least, that's what I was told...

Carefully orchestrated conspiracy... Or jumping off a sinking ship filled with simpering, mewling morons?

Damn it, all the office jokes already made but seriously... Is this the assistant to the regional manager? They tell you that in your darkest hour there will always be some light. How did we get so lucky to both be in the playoffs and watch an Aggy version of the Strong regime happen before our eyes? Even Strong was a passable recruiter with a longer track record of success. And as bad as his staff was, they are way, way better than this

Never more appropriate than now lol

I may be the only one but I can't unsee it. Tell me the video doesn't look like a portal or toilet before you hit the play button.... Either way I guess it fits.

Holy shit, out of left field. There's some felony assault on film....I have a hard time believing he won't be a 5 star when all is said and done.

What a great season! Got to watch the domination with a bunch of DC Texas Exes on a cold rainy day

Texas 38, Washington 24. Low scoring first half, some points in the 3rd before we start to pull away. Their inability to run and convert on 3rd down dooms them

Injured much of the year. He's a take solely on the strength of this return skills. Probably slots in as the #3 receiver depending on what else we do in the portal and/or unlikely Mitchell returning. He's also been suggested as a replacement for Robinson for gadget plays but I see Blue in that role personally. Incidently had his best game against Texas this year so it's not like he can't do damage at wr. Given how selective they've been so far guessing he's who the staff wants.

Basically better than all district. Did you know Jerry Rice was at the Missouri valley? Stupid sips, the Melk is coming (For your ham)!