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relapse98

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  1. Meh, unless each apartment has a failproof midget to slam the door shut, I wouldn't put too much stock into it having a closure mechanism. You can still put something between the door and jamb to keep it from shutting. Hell, they have a deadbolt that could be opened while the door was open that would prevent it from closing.
  2. Dead guy aint coming back to life. (I know that's not what you meant, but that is the "right thing").
  3. But loves that liberal Ronald Reagan. Its a weird cognitive dissonance. Don't make us more like California, well except for that 1 guy I worship.
  4. He's off trying to create facebook for conservatives.
  5. Well I guess they just destroyed the steroptype of all black women being able to sing.
  6. That's more Andy Kaufman's style, wherever he is. (Also a genius).
  7. I guess they need a few Jew comedians. </roy moore>
  8. Roy Moore will never win his lawsuit against Sacha Baron Cohen. Seriously, this genius (Go watch the best Movie ever made.. Hugo.. and tell me he isn't a genius) has been at this game FOR A LONG TIME. Borat, Ali G, Bruno, now this. As best as I can find, its only worked once. He settled with Mr. Aita who I think was a more private citizen and accused somehow of being a terrorist. That's it. 1 case. In all the years he's been doing that. His lawyers have this shit figured out, or else at least 1 other case would have worked its way all the way to some cash. You signed the shit, it aint his fault you didn't read it. And the people on the show.. they should know better (stupid or liar) than to sign it without reading or having a lawyer read it. Do Sacha Baron Cohen's Targets Have a Shot at Winning a Lawsuit? (Guest Column)
  9. Its amazing at how bad the GOP and conservatives are at humor.
  10. Retards gonna retard. He really show them libruls!
  11. Is he supposed to just click his heels and have a platform exist? I'd imagine there is a severe lack of skills.
  12. I do love the insinuating that hispanic voters are stupid and vote based on the name alone. That's gonna play well.
  13. I agree with both of these sentences. I don't like someone burning our flag but I support their right to burn our flag. But getting people who are so stuck on black and white to look at the gray of the combination of those 2 sentences is damn near impossible.
  14. I was thinking more the lines of Mondale and his famous helmet ride.
  15. Ernie was right (which is probably why he was a previous winner) - chop up the brisket and do something with it like that. 30 minutes isn't near enough to do anything real with it. My wife snorted when she said that and said "I don't see Ms. Tootsie on my TV". Seriously, if you know Texas BBQ, you really should know to not use the phrase 'Queen of Texas BBQ' to refer to anyone other than Tootsie. That alone should have gotten her kicked off.
  16. That's been the real takeaway this year. Just how bad at being funny most Republicans are.
  17. It's amazing how well the ignore function works. I recommend it.
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