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  1. An all-timer quote from texags. I'm pretty sure this is @Beau Vine :
  2. Jesus, Cozart has giant brass balls. We're going home!
  3. I really don't care that our 3B caught a 102 mph line drive. I'm glad he caught the fucking ball, whether it was at 92 mph or 112 mph. This ability to measure all kinds of performance metrics has just created a monstrous collection of announcers who think those details matter. Gah. Get one of those 3 guys out of the booth and get 2 other replacements who will offer legitimate commentary. Vin Scully and Jack Buck are rolling in their graves.
  4. I produced a record by a new Austin band in the early aughts. They were a bunch of young guys with a thing for Crue and Guns N' Roses. Their major talent was the guitarist -- he was a great, creative rock player, and man did he look the part. Basically a young Joe Perry, but probably a better player. He decided to go into film scoring and got out of rock entirely. <sigh>
  5. RIp Pearl Jam Oh, and fuck Ryan Minor.
  6. Can't help with which channel to record, but ESPNNews, ESPNU, and ESPN2 all show fluff on my directory, so I assume one will get the game.
  7. You're at the Paul Rudd + Nick Jonas concert?
  8. Nolan Ryan has entered the chat.
  9. I would not be surprised if Trump tried to physically assault any female reporter who pushes back any harder than Welker did.
  10. Like most of you I don't like our guys doing that shit, but it's not going to turn me away. I couldn't care less if fans of other teams think it's "douchey".
  11. You don't think he could host a news magazine on, oh I don't know, NBC or ABC or MS Now? Maybe even CNN (although they're getting dangerously close to carrying Trump's water these days)? I'm not sure why you dismiss podcasts -- as you seem to know the earnings ceiling is huge. I'm not saying he'd make Rogan or Conan or even Maron money but I don't think he struggle, either.
  12. Undefeated. Wait, what?
  13. Oh no, he might take a pay cut down to $3M annual. I hope he can survive. The odds of him not having a high net worth are roughly zero. I doubt he's worried. He's 68, for fuck's sake. Maybe he's just done.
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