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jimmyjazz

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  1. And not to diminish the Chicks, they are awesome musicians, but any session musicians in the room might have thrown out that option for the descending chord progression out of "wine". Those guys live that stuff. When you hear it it's hair-raising, like the chaser after the shot. I have to force myself to write with those changes, and it almost always ends up sounding forced.
  2. I'm not sure the question. It's pretty standard I-IV-V country, with the minor 6th and the major 3rd thrown in passing (to their credit). Is it the chord they hit in the chorus coming down from 6m to 5 to ? that's puzzling? This is what I love about great pop (Beatles) and country (a zillion examples). The deviation from 1-4-5 to include 4m and 2 and 3 etc. If the writer doesn't have the ear all those chords are nonsense. The greats make them work. Anyway, the question again?
  3. "banger" uh no. It's his worst song by far. BB, on the other hand, was smoke.
  4. It's not like we've been cranking out QBs in the last 25 years. VY flamed out, Colt never really got going, Simms had some moments.
  5. jimmyjazz replied to ztejas's topic in Music
    That sums up my "top 10" experience pretty well. w/o hyping #1 on their list (lord knows I do that enough) I know nothing about the Chronicle's top 10 album list other than Will Johnson. I mean, really? These are the best 10 albums to come out of Austin this year? I guess I appreciate that it's not all Robert Earl Keen or whatnot, but it feels very precious to me. The Austin ChronicleThe Top 10 Austin Albums of 2025 • The Austin ChronicleI fell back in love with Austin music in 2025. Our city has been rife with talented performers since long before I came around, but it’s easy to get overwhelmed by the embarrassment of riches – and by
  6. HEB needs a little quality control on their in-house tortilla chips. I bought a bag a while back and it was WAY under-seasoned. I went back to my regular brands (Santitas, etc.). This week my wife picked up another bag of the in-house chips, and they were saltier than seawater. Nearly inedible. I powered through, because queso.
  7. So you signed up on September 11, 2025 with your first handle yet you recall Derka's crusades against Sam and Quinn? Make that math work for me, Rex.
  8. jimmyjazz replied to ztejas's topic in Music
    Oh yeah, if I hear one more old fart my age saying "I just don't find modern music compelling" I'm going to pull what's left of my hair out (and I still have a shit ton for my age). What a lazy, lazy take. What you really mean is "I just want to listen to 38 Special and Def Leppard". (Unrelated to this thread.) Sorry for the minor threadjack.
  9. jimmyjazz replied to ztejas's topic in Music
    I don't think I have a problem with inorganic ways of discovering new music. Maybe that jump will start a whole new organic tendril of music for @ztejas . As an aside, regarding the Phoebe Bridgers song, dang but if KEXP doesn't get some great live sounds.
  10. Name: Pluto Nicknames: Dumbass, (Princess) Plutus Minimus (and yes, the gender is incorrect if I remember my HS Latin)
  11. So if this is true, how is Chuck Redd causing $1M of damage by canceling the concert? Sounds like they weren't gonna make any money anyway. Art of the lawsuit. "Nevertheless, it is worth noting that attendance for your Jazz Jam had been lagging considerably behind ourother Christmas and holiday offerings, which have drawn strong crowds and enthusiastic response."
  12. That video is such a hilarious advertisement for that guy's lame duo covering a Phil Collins song. Come on.
  13. Violent Femmes wrote several great songs htat resonated with millions of people and they sucked as players. I will never mistake chops for creativity. I couldn't care less if someone thinks The Killers are a far better band than Foo Fighters. I don't get that perspective one bit, but hey, I hate Jethro Tull and The Doors even more. It's just music. Listen to what you like. There is no Super Bowl.
  14. I didn't have a brother. My friends who had big brothers were subject to endless torture that played on their faults, their immaturity, their goofyness. This torture ranged from titty twisters and swirlies to dropping a loogie on their face, failing to pick them up from school when it was raining or broadcasting their crushes to the entire student body. I like to think of this thread as a manifestation of my lack of a little brother, and I will gleefully pile on at their endless failures in engaging reality. It is the most predictable thing in the world, like the flu in winter or taxes in April. I've been watching these twits fail EVEN WHEN THEY BEAT US for over 40 years. It is one of the great joys in my life.
  15. Lyle Lovett is a f'n genius. REKeen is closer to d-list and even he has written some great songs. A&M is lucky to claim both of them.
  16. I'm not gonna lie, I wish Trump weren't POTUS, but watching his escalating meltdowns is hilarious (and potentially terrifying).
  17. That's a great idea. Can't try it tomorrow, we're doing turkey and ham, but I'm putting it on the list.
  18. Annual full disclosure: that isn't "my" horseradish sauce recipe. I think I nicked it from Food Network years ago. It's easy and tasty for sure.
  19. The past few days has been like Christmas in December. Wait, never mind, you know what I mean.
  20. Dude, she had sex when she wasn't married.
  21. Just the other day I was wondering how much "free" services (pickup/delivery) were helping inflate prices. Take groceries: I guess there is some reduction in in-store employee headcount if more people are shopping "remotely", but I'm pretty sure net employment is up, and we're paying for it in the sticker prices of food, etc. I have no idea how that effect might compare to supply chain issues, etc.
  22. jimmyjazz replied to stc's topic in Music
    I'm bordeline obsessed with this band. They just have "it". I want to see them tour with Little Simz.
  23. Looks like some wire-haired fox terrier in there. I had one for probably 15 years after I got out of college. Agnes of Dog. SUPER smart and a giant pain in my ass. Loved her.
  24. I don't care about basketball nearly so much as I care about rock 'n roll, and that right there is a master fucking class. It's one of my go-to videos when someone asks something stupid like "what does a great frontman really mean?" or "what exactly does it mean to be a rippin' live band that isn't exactly tight as a duck's ass?". How's our men's basketball team doing?
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