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jimmyjazz

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  1. Belton says "hold my beer".
  2. Julie Myrtille -- $12 for a loaf of sourdough. Alrighty. This fucking town.
  3. So unemployment rose to 4.6A%? Cool, cool.
  4. jimmyjazz

    Joe Ely RIP

    I saw him there a few years before that. A buddy of mine makes one of Charlie Sexton's guitar pedals and Charlie was reuniting with Joe for a few shows. We got the invitation, "oh hell yes", and watched from the stage left shadows as Joe & Charlie practically ignited the place. Joe couldn't have been a nicer guy, too.
  5. jimmyjazz

    Joe Ely RIP

    Well, shit. This one's a little too close to home. One of the greatest live performers I've ever seen.
  6. #nsfw if your life sucks:
  7. With regards to Trump shit-canning the ASL interpreter at his press conferences: please, assemble a video montage of the double-fisted handjob, the microphone blowjob, the "bing bing bing" hand exclamations, the general tiny hand squeezebox movements, etc.
  8. Nearly verbatim quote from my wife this weekend.
  9. Dangerous post, but what the hell:
  10. Now I'm even more depressed.
  11. This is me. I always recorded spare -- two overheads, a kick maybe a snare. I have some tracks I want to mix where the drums are on 12 channels and there a couple of hits I want to nudge -- I don't even know how to go about it. Nudge all 12 tracks? Just mess with the kick mics (for instance)? I need to take a course. Damn I hate mixing.
  12. Well, that's because you're a pushover.
  13. I don't have the numbers handy, but I'd bet a dollar to a doughnut that our conference strength of schedule flipped with A&M in just one year, and WE PLAYED THE SAME SCHEDULE(S) AS LAST YEAR. Be careful what you wish for.
  14. I'm liking the new @Derka. Pos rep.
  15. Early lunch to beat the 'lada crowd, bowl a few games with your buddies while drinking a beer or eight, early burger for dinner, win win. #noexperiencewhatsoever
  16. Yeah, I saw the pics. Pro or not those are some nice sounding drum parts and tracks. Well done.
  17. Win or lose, doesn't matter. 1 game in 16 years? Come on, that's a seriously fucked up scheduling procedure.
  18. Sounds great! Is that at Paul's place? Who's the drummer?
  19. I hereby identify as "Longhornist".
  20. My favorite litmus test. "Hey, how do those tariffs work anyway?"
  21. I'm not all that surprised it wasn't very spicy, although I don't know much about Thai peppers (I assume they're similar to arbol?). For me, cayenne is a pretty innocuous way to dial up heat at the end of a cook if need be. It rarely takes much.
  22. He doesn't have the tempo control the other greats have, but holy shit, does he have a style all his own and a super unique groove. It's about as close to apples and oranges as one could get. I couldn't possibly imagine a different guy for The Police, and that pretty much puts him on Mount Rushmore for me.
  23. Dan Quayle's political career was buried when he told a spelling bee competitor that he needed to spell "potato" with an "e" at the end. Howard Dean's candidacy was doomed by a 2-second shout. Gary Hart was a notorious womanizer and that derailed his bid for the Presidency. Donald Trump just keeps on keeping on, doing worse things every single day.
  24. You're going to have to include the phrases "smooth-brained", "clown", and "touch grass" (among others) if you really want to maximize your parody.
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