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jimmyjazz

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  1. Penn State's offense looks neanderthal even when they're trying not to look neanderthal.
  2. It's astonishing how some of you don't seem to realize that NIL and the portal have injected total chaos into college football. If you're predicting a juggernaut of any team, prepare to be disappointed. There is just too much turnover from year to year at this point. One thing remains true: A&M will trip over themselves, probably multiple times.
  3. Yes, these theories make a lot of sense given that there is video of a man on a nearby roof and they found a rifle in the woods.
  4. I'm changing my vote to "Sweet Virginia". And then I'll change it to "Jumping Jack Flash". Then "Start Me Up" followed by oh hell I don't know, all of them.
  5. How big? Does it have a tail? I've seen baby rabbits that look kinda like that.
  6. Tom Cruise is a total weirdo, but he definitely outkicked his coverage a few times.
  7. Fleetwood's caddy could also use a big dose of shut the fuck up.
  8. Well, he's not winning one this weekend.
  9. Yeah, I love that rhythm.
  10. Does Europe give putting lessons?
  11. If it throws up nacho chili then I'm worried.
  12. I finally wrested my wife's 2015 4Runner from her by buying her a new VW. Within a few months my stepdaughter had totally rendered her 2008 Camry as junk yard food. She has no money, so now SHE gets to drive the 4Runner and I bought a new Mazda (for pity's sake) for me. FML. No, I wasn't going to buy her a new car, and maybe with that much steel around her she'll survive the inevitable sideswipes and other bad driving incidents.
  13. The singer is a buddy's cousin (once removed). He wanted to go but they ended up earlier in the day than he realized.
  14. Thanks! I'll pass it on.
  15. Did you happen to catch Castle Rat?
  16. Plus, it's expensive as hell. My undergrad college had a 9-hole course that you could play all day for $1 and a student ID. We wore that thing out. I was never any good, and the course itself basically looked like a goat ranch, but we had a lot of fun. Cue my move to Austin plus wife plus kids and oh hell no I'm not paying hundreds of dollars per month for a weekly round.
  17. You also pled guilty to 9 Federal charges?
  18. Yeah, but Hunter Biden made $50K per month serving on a board. Checkmate, libtard.
  19. “Starting on day one, we will end inflation and make America affordable again, to bring down the prices of all goods.” -- Donald J. Trump, August 9, 2024
  20. OK, rich white priveleged golfers and we're surprised?
  21. Dumb question: is it actually possible to split out M, M & R or did Trump just come up with that on his own?
  22. I don't think most doctors have a problem with that.
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