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jimmyjazz

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  1. My starter wife used to shout the lyric "Bite the big apple, don't mind the maggots". It was her most redeeming quality.
  2. 13-7 Miami, 11-ish to go in Q4.
  3. I would eat that 3 x 7 x 52. Nice job.
  4. Glen Powell didn't even credit himself for attending UT. I guess he might not have finished yet, but I know he's close.
  5. I think Sam Houston is worse than McCallum.
  6. Nice penis bracelet.
  7. Do you think Arch is throwing better to wide open receivers or not?
  8. Great, another screen thrown at the receiver's feet right on point.
  9. Yes, it looked like a good throw, but you have to understand that dropping a dime 53 yards downfield against a close trailing DB doesn't count because it was Sam Houston. It's science.
  10. That's not true at all.
  11. Yup, it was for the most part unforced errors. He's come close on a few tonight but in general isn't spazzing out like he did in the past couple of games.
  12. It's too bad I can't pause the Craig Way feed for a few seconds. These idiots on ESPN+ are . . . well, they're idiots.
  13. Apparently a pass to TE Washington.
  14. I just keep relaunching, which seems to help as much as my allergy shots do (which is to say "not at all").
  15. I just heard Craig Way call a Longhorn TD and ESPN+ is showing a Wendy's commercial. For fuck's sake.
  16. Does this feed suck or am I already drunk?
  17. Arch is mouthing off.
  18. No doubt it hasn't been a big drop, but I haven't seen my kids' rents in west and north campus go up in several years. (Different properties, apples to oranges, but still $800/mth per kid.)
  19. Rents are down in Austin. Don't know if you consider that "desirable". We're going to sell in the spring and rent for a bit before moving, probably to Santa Fe.
  20. I was thinking "Oakley wearing pre-widomaker victim coating his F150 windshield with spittle in a sociopolitical rant", but the judges will accept your answer.
  21. Well, one guy didn't, and I'm not referring to Charlie Kirk.
  22. Shouldn't it be "Auntie Tom"?
  23. Wouldn't a DNA test showing XX pretty much sew up that argument, absent very rare exceptions?
  24. "He was just waving hi!" @Enchubben, probably
  25. I'm sure Trump's H1B stunt won't affect inflation whatsoever.
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