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jimmyjazz

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  1. lulz my daughter would waste you in any socio-political debate. You would be wise to stick with me.
  2. The cards don't lie.
  3. Rex is a typical MAGA pig with zero concern for anyone who isn't white cis straight and male. Fuck him.
  4. At least Trump's health is such that there's a chance he might not complete the playbook. #soyouretellingmetheresachance
  5. A friend from high school is a Christian missionary in Cape Town. She sent me this link today. It's a good read. I'll post the first bit but the link will take you to the whole statement. Statement by White South African church leaders
  6. The only reason Slash doesn't look like an overweight pig in that photo is because he's standing next to Roseanne Barr.
  7. Actually 3 (Dave, Captain Sensible, and Rat Scabies) along with Monty Oxymoron.
  8. Thanks. I haven't liked much of what I've heard. My daughter's band is touring with them this summer for a bit. (Ironically, they have also toured with The Spits.) I'm thinking we'll save our rare trip for Shaky Knees Festival in Atlanta.
  9. lulz . . . out of the blue the announcers are dropping softball bombs on A&M.
  10. Didn't that jukebox have like 20 songs on it?
  11. I have a great memory. For instance, I remember quite clearly that you are a contrarian egotistic intellectually stunted motherfucker, and that you offer nothing of substance but seem to get off on acting smarter than most (which you most certainly are not), annie.
  12. Ain't nothing wrong with the Janis version.
  13. Contrarian egotistic intellectually stunted motherfuckers like @Anastasis want to circle back and criticize US policy in fighting a pandemic that killed 1.2 MILLION PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY ALONE and yet offer absolutely nothing of substance that would have helped in real time. Typical.
  14. The only time I ever tested positive for Covid my illness was roughly as benign as an allergy attack. It was essentially a 16-hour headache. I didn't test because I felt awful, I tested because my wife DID feel awful and she had a positive test. I've had a half dozen vaccines and boosters, though. It would not shock me if most people have caught covid, vaxxed or not, and their situations just never rose to the level of shittery that would prompt them to even test. And, once you've had it you are almost surely more immune down the road. And, the tests aren't perfect. All that said, our knowledge and herd immunity are vastly different now than they were in the spring of 2020, and anyone who wants to rewrite that history can take a long walk off a short pier.
  15. Plenty of Carribean and South American picadillos use black olives.
  16. Golly, I just can't figure out why some Black South Africans might have a problem with white people.
  17. All else being equal, I'd certainly rather get a team that's playing their 3rd game in 3 days. So, yes.
  18. Trouble in paradise?
  19. There are many ways one can revel in Aggie Failure (tm).
  20. Hot take. An arterial stent inserted into your asshole has ZERO efficacy against cardiac arrest.
  21. I sense an upward trajectory on the Aggie roller coaster.
  22. Well that sucks
  23. Well, the pandemic didn't kill off enough of the morons, so . . .
  24. Color me shocked that slorch is (once again) reinventing history and science.
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