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jimmyjazz

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  1. If it throws up nacho chili then I'm worried.
  2. I finally wrested my wife's 2015 4Runner from her by buying her a new VW. Within a few months my stepdaughter had totally rendered her 2008 Camry as junk yard food. She has no money, so now SHE gets to drive the 4Runner and I bought a new Mazda (for pity's sake) for me. FML. No, I wasn't going to buy her a new car, and maybe with that much steel around her she'll survive the inevitable sideswipes and other bad driving incidents.
  3. The singer is a buddy's cousin (once removed). He wanted to go but they ended up earlier in the day than he realized.
  4. Thanks! I'll pass it on.
  5. Did you happen to catch Castle Rat?
  6. Plus, it's expensive as hell. My undergrad college had a 9-hole course that you could play all day for $1 and a student ID. We wore that thing out. I was never any good, and the course itself basically looked like a goat ranch, but we had a lot of fun. Cue my move to Austin plus wife plus kids and oh hell no I'm not paying hundreds of dollars per month for a weekly round.
  7. You also pled guilty to 9 Federal charges?
  8. Yeah, but Hunter Biden made $50K per month serving on a board. Checkmate, libtard.
  9. “Starting on day one, we will end inflation and make America affordable again, to bring down the prices of all goods.” -- Donald J. Trump, August 9, 2024
  10. OK, rich white priveleged golfers and we're surprised?
  11. Dumb question: is it actually possible to split out M, M & R or did Trump just come up with that on his own?
  12. I don't think most doctors have a problem with that.
  13. I think DQ franchising contracts require MAGA of all owners.
  14. Voir Dire, Punishers, and Strange Moon. Bits of other songs but those are her main writes and lead vocals.
  15. Chronic Transgender Encephalopathy?
  16. Is that Celtic or Welsh?
  17. I thought they were pretty "eh" when I saw them, but I was a long way from their biggest fan.
  18. Oh, I'm with you on that. I'm just positing that there are alternatives, but I'm no doctor.
  19. We're going to end up with Red Target and Blue Target, aren't we? Extend to other retailers as necessary.
  20. I assume there are two common uses for Tylenol in the hospital: pain relief and fever reduction. If someone wants to just deal with their pain, so be it. If their fever needs to come down, then they need to take something, but in most cases Motrin, aspirin, and Aleve should suffice, if not contraindicated for some reason. Of course, those three drugs probably cause autism, so everyone's fucked.
  21. It's an impossible exercise. I'm sure I'd cite "Bitch" as my favorite now and then. Those horns . . .
  22. jimmyjazz

    Pizza

    That's StL in particular, provel doesn't really make it to the outskirts.
  23. I spoke with my buddy who is a Lt Col (which means he didn't get the memo) and he says there is no way it's a PT test. Take that for what it's worth, which is what you paid for it, nothing.
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