Happy New Year You Surly Bastards!
Everything posted by jimmyjazz
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Share Your Music (it probably sucks but that’s not why we do it)
Actually, I do. But this thread is for people to post music they wrote or performed.
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Share Your Music (it probably sucks but that’s not why we do it)
So you're Olivia Dean?
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Will UT Bend the Knee?
Kansas? Next up: University of Phoenix
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Will UT Bend the Knee?
Well, he said "affirmative", so UVa is fucked.
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Will UT Bend the Knee?
It's also a progressive/liberal hotbed. (People wonder how I grew up with my point of view in MO . . . mom & dad are both Wash U grads, with dad getting all 3 degrees there before we moved to a smaller rural school where he taught engineering.)
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
It's a 10 hour flight from DC to Moscow. I know I'll regret asking this, but what's the point of a 50-mile tunnel when the flight from DC to Nome alone is 12 hours? I know, I know.
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comedy is in a weird place right now
Years ago, I went out on the town with a buddy and a few of his friends, one of whom was a touring comedian. He was essentially a nobody. Nobody could hang with him in terms of any kind of back and forth banter, he was just way too quick and experienced at that. It was pretty eye-opening.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
See for instance the delicious "al pastor" spit-roasted dish of Mexico, the predecessor of which was brought by Lebanese immigrants as "doner/shawarma". I celebrate all their catalogs.
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Will UT Bend the Knee?
I told them I have 2 students on the 40 acres right now. I admitted the older kid is too close to graduation for me to pull the plug (9 hours), but that I am encouraging my son to transfer, particularly since he wants to change majors and extend my largesse.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Now let's extend that viewpoint to food. "Cultural appropriation" is such a fussy, ignorant concern.
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Texas BBQ
Those jalapenos definitely look legit.
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comedy is in a weird place right now
I used to have a theory that a great comedian has to have near genius level IQ. I still hold that point of view. She is fucking horrible.
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comedy is in a weird place right now
I'm not nearly as knowledgeable about the current comedy scene as you, but guys like Burr and Jeselnik (and previously Ron White) used to be my favorites. Burr can go fuck himself, what a fucking sellout. He didn't need $1.5m, are you kidding? I got pushback on a different thread for saying the same but I encourage everyone to let him and his management know he fucked up big time. I don't need any more sarcastic laughs in my life, asswipe.
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Trump’s America
RFKJr's "replacement rate" is really "white replacement rate", the source of all this hysteria over the last 40 years. Carry on.
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Will UT Bend the Knee?
In this world, they absolutely do not. (OK, I admit I don't know much about Arizona.)
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Ace Frehley - RIP
Shit. A friend of mine plays in Ace's band. I came to know that guy through totally different channels, but I was an absolute KISS fanatic in middle school. Still one of my favorite bands. Guess I have a phone call to make.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
It feels like LSU 2025 is opposite of LSU 2024. I'm not sure how a team flips its "strengths" so quickly.
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Trump’s America
Yeah, I'm sure the American consumer is gung ho to drive vehicles that get 8 mpg. Imagine a current vehicle that gets 24 mpg, driven 12K miles per year -- that's 500 gallons, or roughly $1500. Bump that to 1500 gallons and we're at $4500, or a $3000 hickey. PER YEAR. Multiplied by probably 2-3 to account for the average household. Yes, please cut the price of the vehicle by say $3000 and then cost me $3000 per year for this "benefit". (Not to mention the price of vehicles won't drop a dime.) These people are so fucking stupid.
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Will UT Bend the Knee?
It is going to be monumentally embarrassing when the results come back Brown -- deny Dartmouth -- deny MIT -- deny Arizona -- deny Penn -- deny USC -- deny UT -- accept UVa -- deny Vanderbilt -deny When UT accepts, even without an announcement, Trump will shout it from the rooftops.
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Turnstile - Never Enough
LMAO. Did you make that or just find it?
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Who's been covid vaxxed? Stand up and be counted.
They don't call it science fiction for no good reason.
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Trump’s America
Hey, he said "slave", not the n-word.
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Perini's in Buffalo Gap...
Perini's sure is proud of that steak rub.
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Will UT Bend the Knee?
Well yeah, because I pulled down the class average and moved the curve.
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Will UT Bend the Knee?
Yeah, maybe they'll just take it out of the curriculum.