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jimmyjazz

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  1. Just channeling my inner fascist. I get the grotesque nature of the word, I'll do better.
  2. I don't care how long it's been around, it just makes the uphill climb even harder. Yes, we were fucked before today's rounds started, but Hovland's "injury" dropped Europe's margin from 2.5 to 2. Yes, our captain sucks -- he's in WAY over his head -- and our players have played like utter dogshit, but let's not act like this is a sport where "injury" is common. If you can't play, you lose. That's the way every other individual sport works.
  3. Sweep the forests. Duh.
  4. Captains' agreement. Before the contest started this week they agreed if someone couldn't play a singles match due to injury it would be deemed a tie & each would get a half point t. I read the "captain's agreement", I just think it's a stupid agreement. Whatever. Juice boxes too?
  5. I just tuned in and realized Hovland's injury created a draw. Can someone explain the logic behind that? Assume I'm 5 years old.
  6. Typo
  7. Big weekend for mass shootings! No doubt they're all trannies.
  8. HEY! He balanced the budget.
  9. Well, that's kinda implied in the vows.
  10. Apparently Dan Lanning likes the booger sugar.
  11. A bit, sure. I think time of possession is going to be very problematic for the dawg defense. We'll see.
  12. They haven't been able to get through the bama line all night. Why now?
  13. Well, we fell after winning 55-0 and getting jumped by a team who had a bye, so ???
  14. I will be shocked if UGA can come back against this, the time of possession is just way out of whack.
  15. Cool! Can I share that with my friend?
  16. It's almost as if most football coaches aren't all that bright.
  17. Yes, that is what he's saying.
  18. 'bama OC is stupid. That was not the time to try to run up the middle. Take the fucking points, but maybe 7 is better than 3.
  19. Nice coverage by the 'bama db. Oops.
  20. Penn State's offense looks neanderthal even when they're trying not to look neanderthal.
  21. It's astonishing how some of you don't seem to realize that NIL and the portal have injected total chaos into college football. If you're predicting a juggernaut of any team, prepare to be disappointed. There is just too much turnover from year to year at this point. One thing remains true: A&M will trip over themselves, probably multiple times.
  22. Yes, these theories make a lot of sense given that there is video of a man on a nearby roof and they found a rifle in the woods.
  23. I'm changing my vote to "Sweet Virginia". And then I'll change it to "Jumping Jack Flash". Then "Start Me Up" followed by oh hell I don't know, all of them.
  24. How big? Does it have a tail? I've seen baby rabbits that look kinda like that.
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