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jimmyjazz

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  1. Do they sell hatchets and bleach?
  2. You know, Quincy Avery:
  3. Yeah, solidly below the Mendoza line.
  4. Except for the fact that it's ridiculously auto-tuned performative bro country masquerading as middle aged Creed, sure.
  5. Take it as good. (Although I love DJ as is, too, but you guys just have a more "southern" feel.)
  6. Their intellect is truly dizzying.
  7. I really dig that one. Feels like what Dinosaur Jr. would have sounded like if they were from north Florida instead of Massachusetts.
  8. A kid was killed near Bastrop maybe 10-15 years ago. Some dumbass was shooting on his land and apparently didn't understand that bullets can go a long way. If I recall correctly, the kid was jumping on his trampoline at the time.
  9. I'm not a big slide guitar guy but damn that is a smokin' performance.
  10. OK, so instead of 3 detainees shot 2 killed it's 3 detainees shot 1 killed? That doesn't change my point. If only 2 of the 3 victims were detainees then that muddies the water.
  11. Original or Terry Black's?
  12. So where do we stand? -- three detainees shot, two killed -- no law enforcement shot -- therefore, shooter was gunning for law enforcement Occam's Razor is dead.
  13. Nickel Creek co-habitates? That's . . . weird.
  14. Kimmel's two-segment monologue was worth watching. He's not an intellectual, and he tends to get emotional at times (for years now), but I think he's a decent guy and he got some good points in. Plus, DeNiro.
  15. Not the second coming in general, this particular iteration. Each one is a reboot, and (strangely) wrong.
  16. The concept imagined by a South African is an "American" Christian oddity. Solid contribution.
  17. Trump is 6'3", 235# and in great shape. Melania is in great shape. I highly doubt that this obvious UN ploy to embarass our President and First Lady worked as expected. Really bad idea, and they will pay.
  18. I wanted to go see Scrappy Jud but 6 AM at an HEB on the other side of town was a bit of a non-starter.
  19. See, I knew without question Y2K was a bunch of bullshit, but this Rapture thing . . . man, I'm not sure. I've put all my Satan clothes in a bunch of trash bags on the curb and I've put all my car keys and (in a minute) my phone on the front porch, but is that enough? Dammit, if I get left behind and DON'T have any clothes or a car or my phone I am gonna be super pissed.
  20. My main problem with Beato is that he really struggles to say "no, I don't know him" or "no, I'm not familiar with that record". Sometimes he gets caught in his lies and I laugh. I mean, his background isn't all THAT impressive. Shinedown? I respect his degrees in music, but a platinum record with a spare post-grunge band is kinda common. I don't have those kinds of sales, not even close, but tons of people have those one-off success stories.
  21. I don't know how it took me until now to realize that Charlie Kirk is Morrissey:
  22. Jesus didn't get wheels, and he knew he was about to get nailed to that thing. Snowflakes.
  23. Here's hoping Penny has as long a run as possible chasing frisbees.
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