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jimmyjazz

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  1. He completed 78% of his passes for a TD and no INTs against the #1 defense in the country, you fucking idiot. How is that not "good"? God damn your life must be miserable. He did EXACTLY what everyone was saying he needed to do for us to be playoff material. God damn I hate Texas fans, and in particular I hate BO&W. Pussy.
  2. 34 on the road. 21 at home. That tightens the gap a bit. Beyond that, what kind of person uses that fine toothed a comb to assess teams? For fuck's sake, OU's defense is essentially a better version of Florida's, and we did far better. Take the win, pussy.
  3. Black Joe Lewis kicks ass. Haven't heard that name in a while.
  4. We just beat the hell out of #6 OU as an unranked team and some of you can't resist the Arch vs Quinn argument. For fuck's sake, enjoy life for a moment. That was a HUGE win, as being 0-2 in the SEC would have sealed our fate given the UGA game to come. Just. Fucking. Hook'em.
  5. jimmyjazz replied to Vegas64's topic in Music
    I think we should sing this at DKR:
  6. The last decade would say otherwise.
  7. A missionary man.
  8. It's astonishing. His broken brain conflates oil and gasoline and yet the simps just sit back there and clap.
  9. Nope.
  10. You win!
  11. I mean, you literally said this: That implies he is tackled on the 16, but he catches on the 18? Yeah, I think forward progression nullifies that.
  12. We drove 290 thru F-Burg etc. on Saturday headed back to Austin. Holy shit, that area has exploded with breweries, wineries, and distilleries. The town itself was a total clusterfuck (although to be fair it was Oktoberfest).
  13. You said 4 yards, which would imply negative 3-4 yards from the WR's current position. I don't see it. Whatever, I watch football like my chihuahua watches squirrels.
  14. Guess:
  15. What? The LOS was the 12 (ish), right? If that's a reception the 20 is virtually guaranteed, and possibly a first down. Are we talking about two separate plays?
  16. The Nobel committee will never award the Peace Prize to this shitstain regardless of what he does or doesn't do:
  17. This is the crux of it. "Hell, give him that spare beater over there, he'll do our bidding."
  18. jimmyjazz replied to Rip76's topic in Music
    I've heard it. Didn't like it.
  19. I had a Hat Creek cheeseburger the other night and it sucked ass.
  20. A&M's Veterinary, Engineering, and Business schools may be decent, but their English Department appears to be slacking.
  21. jimmyjazz replied to C-Man's topic in Movies and TV
    By the way, Emilia Jones (Maeve) was a guest on Seth Meyers last night. I'm not sure if it's hit youtube or the NBC website yet.
  22. jimmyjazz replied to C-Man's topic in Movies and TV
    Just caught up. I love it. I don't know how anyone could dislike Mark Ruffalo, he's like a darker version of Paul Rudd. I think he has talent. For me, Maeve is crushing it among these cast members. She just commands the screen. I agree that this could be a True Detective type franchise, and Ruffalo should continue on. Oh, it only took me 4 episodes to figure out that was Martha Plimpton. There was a vocal inflection and twist of her lips when I smacked myself on the forehead and thought "of course". She has . . . uh . . . aged.
  23. wtf is with the insulin talk? My wife got diagnosed Type 1 DB just last year. I assure you she takes her insulin, many times per day.
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