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jimmyjazz

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  1. Trump is 6'3", 235# and in great shape. Melania is in great shape. I highly doubt that this obvious UN ploy to embarass our President and First Lady worked as expected. Really bad idea, and they will pay.
  2. I wanted to go see Scrappy Jud but 6 AM at an HEB on the other side of town was a bit of a non-starter.
  3. See, I knew without question Y2K was a bunch of bullshit, but this Rapture thing . . . man, I'm not sure. I've put all my Satan clothes in a bunch of trash bags on the curb and I've put all my car keys and (in a minute) my phone on the front porch, but is that enough? Dammit, if I get left behind and DON'T have any clothes or a car or my phone I am gonna be super pissed.
  4. My main problem with Beato is that he really struggles to say "no, I don't know him" or "no, I'm not familiar with that record". Sometimes he gets caught in his lies and I laugh. I mean, his background isn't all THAT impressive. Shinedown? I respect his degrees in music, but a platinum record with a spare post-grunge band is kinda common. I don't have those kinds of sales, not even close, but tons of people have those one-off success stories.
  5. I don't know how it took me until now to realize that Charlie Kirk is Morrissey:
  6. Jesus didn't get wheels, and he knew he was about to get nailed to that thing. Snowflakes.
  7. Here's hoping Penny has as long a run as possible chasing frisbees.
  8. And yet you inferred that he was drawing an equivalence between Michigan, Auburn, SJSU, UTEP, and Sam Houston, which he clearly did not.
  9. Can you fucking read?
  10. No.
  11. I'd donate $100 to Mobile Loaves & Fishes to hear Trump try to pronounce "acetaminophen". "Ass-cheeto-feminine. A-little-feeto-zen. Tylenol."
  12. I just checked our doc's recommended vax schedule for one of our kids: roughly 36 shots over the first 18 years of their life.
  13. "It can only good happen." Read that again: "It can only good happen."
  14. Two thoughts: 1. "80 vaccines" that should be spread out over 3 or 4 times. You mean, like we do now, but less than 80 and more than 3 or 4 times? 2. "We are going to reduce drug prices by 1000%". Holy shit, on top of the 1500% you already did? YOU ARE A GENIUS!
  15. I will take this under advisement. Thank you, good sir.
  16. That needs to be an interactive map where the user inputs their own criteria. 20 F sure ain't an "outdoor day" for me.
  17. Our built-in microwave shits the bed about every 3 months, I've stopped fixing it and bought a countertop. I just noticed this weekend that it has an "air fryer" mode. Will try and report back. I assume it sucks.
  18. Huh. Maybe outrage DOES have an effect. Regarding PBS: I may be old, but I will go to my imminent grave saying Austin City Limits, Antiques Roadshow, America's Test Kitchen, Cook's Country, Pati's Mexican Table (mmm Pati) and Samantha Brown all kick ass.
  19. Yeah, not something I seek out.
  20. Funny, I thought the same thing. (About me, not you.) When great songwriters who ply their craft in giant hooks break it down for a ballad it's often transcendent.
  21. I love the fact that he has to play that shitty song every time he performs. He probably thinks it's great, though.
  22. His official visit is this weekend -- are we looking strong vs UTenn and Purdue?
  23. Argentina: important Ukraine: not important
  24. jimmyjazz

    Pizza

    I do the cast iron reheat on the stove, but once the skillet is hot I add the pizza and put it under the broiler to get full effect. It's usually better than straight carry out.
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