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jimmyjazz

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  1. Golly, I just can't figure out why some Black South Africans might have a problem with white people.
  2. All else being equal, I'd certainly rather get a team that's playing their 3rd game in 3 days. So, yes.
  3. Trouble in paradise?
  4. There are many ways one can revel in Aggie Failure (tm).
  5. Hot take. An arterial stent inserted into your asshole has ZERO efficacy against cardiac arrest.
  6. I sense an upward trajectory on the Aggie roller coaster.
  7. Well that sucks
  8. Well, the pandemic didn't kill off enough of the morons, so . . .
  9. Color me shocked that slorch is (once again) reinventing history and science.
  10. It's not just rain. They predicted hail and lightning along with high winds and even large tornados. Any lightning detected within (I think) 10 miles triggers a delay, and the game probably wouldn't have even started before 8:30 PM. Personally, I like the idea of A&M having to play two back to back today if they somehow win game one.
  11. Were you born an asshole or did you just not get your asshole vax?
  12. jimmyjazz

    Mammoth WVH

    At least wolfie knows how to tune a drum kit.
  13. You stirred it with your finger?
  14. AAA is so woke.
  15. Point of order: "permission" and "consent" are synonyms, Nancy.
  16. A brief glance tells me their enchiladas are priced like Fonda San Miguel. Somehow I think they probably don't measure up.
  17. My stepdaughter's car is entering its death throes. She needs to replace it. We're thinking late-teens Honda or Toyota. Is CarMax a non-starter? What about dealerships? I suppose we could look for a private sale and have it looked over by a good mechanic. Our other daughter bought a 2015 Toyota off a lot in south Austin and it has been a gem, but maybe she just got lucky. Recommendations?
  18. I was referring to the quote. I mean, we're so far into the simulation that I wouldn't be surprised if she said something like that.
  19. It's from a FB group, if I remember correctly the one called Trump Snark. It's mostly satire, and typically it's very obvious satire.
  20. How is Emmylou "not country"?
  21. Is this real? Please tell me it's not real.
  22. I'm only at three so far. Here's my #4:
  23. Oh, the elder abuse charge has already been floated by a DOJ lawyer.
  24. Obviously Jill Biden should be prosecuted, not only for elder abuse and fraud but for allowing people to call her "doctor" when all she has is an Ed.D (narrator: that counts).
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