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jimmyjazz

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  1. Eh, the cocoa powder is a little weird, but the rest of the "mistakes" are marginal.
  2. You are 100% correct. I hope we drive over on game day, but we'll no doubt get an early start. Dinesh Patel to the courtesy phone.
  3. Horseshit. That flag should have stood.
  4. Yeah, my cousin has two, one for taking a bullet in the Middle East and one after a training jump went sideways (actually upside down) and he had to cut himself free from a parachute line which had wrapped around his ankle. He almost lost that foot. But neither seems as horrific as a nicked ear, possibly by a bullet. /s
  5. Either one would have been good.
  6. I had a RAT for a while. It would be right for the song about 10% of the time, but when it was right, it was right.
  7. Yeah, I know exactly one firefighter, a Captain in Round Rock, and he's a long long way from a Trumper. I'm sure there are plenty, though.
  8. There is the very real chance Trump will not be healthy enough to deal with a campaign in 2028. He might also be facing legal consequences, although as we all know those odds are low. I have a real concern that a Harris victory would break down the "female POTUS" barrier and we would get . . . Ivanka.
  9. Peppers was an insane 2-sport athlete, but I still remember him largely neutralized at DKR in 2001. Our tackles did a great job.
  10. I was surprised by my phone blowing up this morning, because I have Amber alerts disabled. This was technically a "blue" alert. I would like to know if an F5 'nader is bearing down on me, so I don't want to silence that -- is weather an "Emergency" or "Public Safety" alert?
  11. At least that's more efficient than "hundred dollar bill".
  12. Yeah, those kiddie Zebco kits are perfect for the job. Did I mention how many Mepps #2 lures I put into trees over trout pools with my sweet Mitchell Garcia 308 rig? I mean, I own guitars I have no business playing, sure, but I should have just stuck with the kiddie Zebco setups when fishing.
  13. I would never pay $1200 for an Epiphone just as a matter of principle.
  14. My dad was quite likely the only fisherman in the world worse than I am. I still cherish our many trips to catch perch off docks (cane pole, bobber, hook and a worm holla!), rowing a boat out into the middle of small local lakes and catching exactly zero bass, heading to gorgeous trout streams in the Ozarks and catching exactly zero trout, you name it. Priceless bonding time.
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