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jimmyjazz

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  1. What good does this type of argument serve? Caldwell took 4 sec to initiate his throw (0:36 -> 0:32). On the very next play, Arch had to scramble left and still threw the ball within 5 sec of the snap (0:26 -> 0:21). OL was losing its block as Caldwell threw (4 sec). OL was losing its block 3 sec into the play for Arch, so he scrambled left but couldn't complete for the TD (and notably was almost intercepted, no doubt).
  2. I am doing nothing of the sort. He may not get any better, but if you think he's anything but a starter with 1/2 season of experience, then I don't know what to tell you. I mean, he actually played better against UF than he did against SJSU and UTEP, so right there that might tell you there is something clicking. Maybe it isn't. I don't know, and neither do you. Beyond that, what's your fucking solution? Maybe stop reading recruiting reports.
  3. God damn the stupid. I say he didn't suck and your retort is "so you think he's GOOD"? That's binary. Grow up, and stop fucking up this board.
  4. 10 years over their heads? Wow! Five of those starts are in 2025, two were against air last year. You cannot say with anything close to certainty that he will not progress to be a quality D1 QB. What are the alternatives? Caldwell, maybe, we don't know what he actually has going for him, and he's gone anyway. That's a waste of 7 games. Lacey? Maybe, but he'll most likely struggle too. Owens? LMAO. Sark needs to unfuck Arch by tailoring the offense better. What the fuck is up with your binary reasoning? Holy shit you're worse than my wife, and by a long shot.
  5. Good news: I always know that when we disagree, I'm right.
  6. Stupid take. He's a rookie in terms of live fire, and particularly so against decent competition.
  7. I make 6X what she makes.
  8. Manning is not dog shit. He may not work his way into being a high draft pick, but he looks and plays like what he is -- an inexperienced QB with skill but for whom the game is too fast right now.
  9. He's responsible for three of my favorite album titles: "The Smoker You Drink, The Player You Get", "Got Any Gum?" and "You Bought It, You Name It".
  10. It helps that he sobered up 30 years ago. But yes, he is a monster. Funny as hell, too. Fun fact: he attended Kent State for a while, and was right there when the shootings happened. Fuck it, I'm posting this because:
  11. So averaged out, 3.5-3.6 or so.
  12. Sark has already said the injury was minor and that Arch will be fine for OU.
  13. Let's be careful with the adulation of Caldwell. He took one snap. He did a great job, and that's admirable, especially given the circumstances, but . . .
  14. Thanks for the advice on El Paso. We really enjoyed it, and will definitely go back, probably staying a couple of days on a trip to Santa Fe in the spring. We stayed at Paso del Norte, which was absolutely perfect for the things we wanted to see. Had dinner at Park Tavern and it was terrific, and almost empty. (We had to eat early, so that was probably part of it.) My wife had lamb chops that she thought were some of the best she's ever had, and I had the French Dip which was fantastic. As advised, walking around that area near the convention center was perfectly safe even late at night. I didn't even have to use my brass knuckles.
  15. Thanks for that. I think "Wild Horses" is Mick's greatest vocal performance of all time. What a song. (Personally, I think Charlie is probably evaluating his drumming.)
  16. You're just not anti-antifa enough.
  17. jimmyjazz replied to texasdago's topic in Music
    Yup. I thought it was fantastic.
  18. Not the first time I've seen that scrawl. He posted it to his own social media.
  19. jimmyjazz replied to texasdago's topic in Music
    Did The Strokes have their full light show? Overhead arrays of superbright LED cans, literally hundreds of bulbs, along with some floor level shit? I saw them Wednesday and it was one of the best light productions I've ever seen. Every song was monochromatic -- mostly red, blue, or green -- and kinetic enough to cause seizures for those prone to such things. The band was essentially invisible because they were constantly backlit.
  20. Ryan Adams is absolutely a Grade A jackass. I have the personal experience to back up that assertion. He's now trolling Keith Urban by trying to get Nicole Kidman's attention. This screams "off the wagon, again x infinity".
  21. Well, yeah, but I don't recall him looking hurt.
  22. Mea Culpa in advance, I was driving back from Big Bend today for much of the game. When did Arch hurt his shoulder?
  23. I just think he was trying to do it all in the 2nd half. We were getting bullied and he probably saw it as "if it's not me changing this up we are losing". I liked the fight, but I hope some of those directives didn't come from the coaches. I don't think one good throw by the backup means shit.
  24. PTSD. They forget anything good to bolster the narrative. Our lines were utter trash. Arch tried to do too much. Too many penalties, again. Horrible fucking game, and it was against IQ80 Billy.
  25. Can't make that one. Just got home from a drive to El Paso and two added days in Marfa and Big Bend to see them open for The Strokes. Fortunately, I missed most of this shitass game. The Strokes were "good". Their sound was overly compressed and Julian Casablancas is a fucking weirdo. The gals did a great job of making 2,500 new fans. I heard nothing but rave comments at intermission. The Strokes: Die Spitz:
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