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jimmyjazz

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  1. Try the quote function, pig.
  2. Ah, he just can't help himself. Good one. Par for the course with you. I didn't say a fucking word about cranking and gobbling cock.
  3. Are you fucking high, insane, or both? LMAO.
  4. Well, I'll give you one thing. You are fully owning your "piece of shit" label. Good God.
  5. Derka cares. I'll make a comment on the arc of this thread (and many others), and then hopefully move on. (Who am I kidding?): This is surlyhorns, a board full of assholes. I mean, I cannot count the number of times I've seen extremely disparaging references to myself by posters who I barely recognize, and way more often than not I just laugh and think "OK". Taking these arguments personally is a really, really bad idea. People don't like my politics, they don't like my music opinions, they don't like my limited experience playing sports (for fuck's sake all I ever did was wrestle and bowl). That's fine, make your bed and lie in it. The vast majority of posters just really don't give a shit and CERTAINLY don't keep "receipts" about random arguments. Are the mental health potshots OK? Not in a million years. The rest of it? Just surly back and forth. I cannot possibly remember who insulted me yesterday much less years ago, but here we are. C'est la vie?
  6. It's just so on point for these people. Goddamn.
  7. I'll take your word for it, I didn't hear the interview. That said, him being a former SC player is a bit different than Chip Brown being an SMU tennis player.
  8. It's an ill-advised question, simply because NIL and the transfer rules have completely transformed college football. I'm not sure it will be possible for a school to become a dynasty of the type that Bama was for well over a decade.
  9. That's kind of the point. I know I know nothing. I have some vague safety awareness but I'm happy to get proper training. I would much prefer to not be a net negative.
  10. Whatever I get, I will have to locker it away from the house for awhile. It might be nonideal for home protection but our grandson lives with us and my wife would shit a brick if a gun was on site. I'm not actually worried about home protection, anyway. I just want to know how to shoot. (I don't think my Crosman CO2 BB gun as a teenager really prepared me.)
  11. I'm in the market. I don't know what's the best product for the average novice is, though. I will definitely get training.
  12. My old man ride or die. I could drop an anvil on my toe and not feel a thing. (To be fair, I can't really feel my feet most of the time.)
  13. They don't provide the raw numbers, which is unfortunate, because I think it would be less disturbing (there should be more Dem/lean Dem Americans than Rep/lean Rep), but according to Pew research it's a 55/31 split on gun ownership:
  14. Since @mchookem is stepping up to the plate, no.
  15. Sounds like that case was declined/dismissed. Garza moonlighting in Wilco?
  16. Yeah, it definitely has a hook. They're not breaking new ground, this has been part of the punk/metal lexicon for at least 4 decades, but I'm a pop/rock guy at heart. I still appreciate the variety.
  17. I truly hope Arch and the offense are phenomenal and we score 80 pts per game, win the CFP and have to hear Derka and others yap about Ewers for the rest of time (see, for instance Simms vs Applewhite). My fragile Ewers fanboi ego can take it.
  18. I'm trying to figure out how he even pulled that off. Maybe he got the speed wobbles and did a big left/right swing off the road? There's not a lot of room.
  19. Yeah, they just shot video #3 on Sunday. All 3 singers/songwriters are getting one of the first three singles. It's my daughter's turn next. I think it will possibly turn more heads because (ahem *cough*) she's a more adept singer, and avoids the screamo stuff. It's a great song. After that, the album drops.
  20. Looks like there's a Pita Shack (Pflugerville) and a Pita Shack Grill (Burnet Road). Which one did you go to?
  21. Oh, so you don't appreciate the 1500% cut in your prescription drug prices?
  22. He should just cut back on the hair products if he's having financial problems.
  23. It's 'Bama. That word is in their dictionary. (Not many others, either.)
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