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jimmyjazz

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  1. Breaking news: Justin Tucker, Dusty Mangum, Hunter Lawrence and Kris Stockton were all fantastic kickers. More at 11.
  2. The parameters are "I literally cannot think of a guy I'd rather have coaching Texas". Kirby? Nope. He's a dick. Day? LOL. Lanning? Weird. DeBoer? Seems to be showing his ineptitude.
  3. I don't know if you've noticed, but Saban, Harbaugh, Orgeron, and Meyer aren't coaching any more. So Kirby, Dabo and . . . you sure Sark isn't in that argument?
  4. If that's the only argument, that puts Sark in . . . top 3.
  5. We literally just skullfucked Clemson. I'll take Sark in this world, one in which Dark Age Dabo can't be bothered to work NIL and the portal.
  6. YES!!! Thank you!
  7. Kirby, Sark, ??? Who are you putting above him?
  8. Are you fucking drunk? "Fringe top 10-15 coach"? Dude is top 3 in college football. You're a blithering idiot.
  9. I saw Mellencamp open for Heart at the Erwin Center in 1982. It was as weird as you think it might be. He jumped up on a bandmates shoulders and ripped his jeans from zipper to ass, briefly apologized, ran off stage and changed.
  10. Dude. He's an absolute high intensity beast. VY played up the limelight. When you produce, you've earned it. That kid has all of my respect, as does the ASU QB. A player who will not quit is a huge lift for a team, and those guys have it in spades.
  11. You forgot "and if the refs call the opposing LT for holding a dozen times".
  12. You seem anal retentive. We knew that.
  13. Holy shit, dude. This is what I said: "$6M is roughly what a late 2nd round pick is guaranteed". You really don't need to pick this nit. We're talking about a ~ 4X difference in annual pay. (Please note the "~", meaning "approximately", drink a beer or switch to decaf.)
  14. Just for a frame of reference, $6M is roughly what a late 2nd round pick is guaranteed on a 4 year deal. 4 years. Not 1 year. Most of our fans think Quinn will be lucky to get taken in the first two rounds, so if we accept that as true, then he would be nuts not to take one more year in college for $6M.
  15. Could have been a pizza delivery driver.
  16. I haven't been to Argentina, but I had a similar reaction in Barcelona. Jeebus.
  17. Texas >> Michigan > Alabama Texas > Vandy > Alabama Texas >> OU >> Alabama I'm starting to think we're better than Alabama. The only counterargument: Alabama > Georgia > Texas
  18. "Looking forward to baseball season." Oh no, we hired their coach. Damn the luck.
  19. I like it because it's all vertical motion, no rocking of a spatula. You just lean on it.
  20. Thanks, dad. I'm aware of the context. I also think people are putting WAY too much on a kid speaking confidently.
  21. I think he's the perfect Yankees fan.
  22. I could not care less what their QB says. If that's incentive for our team, then we have problems.
  23. "Maybe we'll win by 3 touchdowns."
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