Jump to content

jimmyjazz

Certifiably Surly
  • Posts

    40608
  • Joined

  • Days Won

    7

Everything posted by jimmyjazz

  1. Yeah, I lost all respect for Traylor after that. Fuck that guy and his squad of untalented goons.
  2. Where's the post game presser link? I can't find shit any more.
  3. Vance is that HS nerd who never really understood that no girl was gonna dance with him.
  4. Best version ever. Petty was absolutely seething underneath. 10 days after 9/11.
  5. It was just a matter of time until Reed took over the reins and led A&M to the promised land. (Clickety clack, motherfuckers.)
  6. I always become more even tempered once my BAC hits 0.15 or so. What's up with Perry? Way to blow the money tour.
  7. Honestly, I can't decide which one should be more ashamed of banging the other.
  8. Correct. Comparing Colt's RS junior and senior seasons to Quinn's RS soph season is a little specious. I'll say this: I'm glad they both played here.
  9. Good point, but it did seem a bit of an unknown 12 months ago. At any rate, expecting Quinn to (a) win a Heisman AND (b) win the national title in his 3rd year to just equal Colt's work in 4 years seems a stretch. (And I'm a huge fan of Colt McCoy.)
  10. It's not fancy, it's just damn good and relatively expensive. If you look at any blind taste test of (say) marinara sauces done by legit sources (Bon Appetit, Cook's Country, etc.) Rao's wins going away almost all the time.
  11. I'm not sure how you see it that way. Colt took over a loaded roster in 2006, and the team was pretty salty by 2008/2009. Ewers took over a less salty roster and got to them to the final four teams in his second year. I'm not sure why you would demand an actual title and the Heisman to place him above Colt when Colt achieved neither. I'd say if Quinn gets Texas to the title game then he gets the nod, regardless of Heisman results.
  12. It's really too bad, because those guys were a lock for the playoff before all these injuries. You just have to build depth in the SEC SEC SEC.
  13. So today, by decree, the number jumped from 20K to 32K. I guarantee that number will stick, regardless of how preposterous it is.
  14. Oh come on, you know you have Hallmark Channel in there somewhere.
  15. The Heisman has always been controversial. It took forever for the idea of a defensive player to win it, and even Charles Woodson logged time as a receiver when he won it. There was a similar bias against underclassmen until Tebow won it. Soon after Johnny Crackball won it as a freshman. In the modern era, it has been almost exclusively focused on skill players. All of these things call into question the idea of an award for "best football player", but it doesn't mean it's not a nice thing to win, for the player and his program.
  16. It's been a long time. Do they allow vehicles on the pedestrian bridges? Anyway, Bon Jovi sucks ass as a songwriter and is clearly a quite decent human being.
  17. Disregarding the subtle irony of RFKJr criticizing Harris' ability to put together a sentence while not really doing so well himself, this is glorious. He's backing Trump. In what world is Donald Trump more articulate than Kamala Harris?
  18. This is a photo of standard issue women at Mar A Lago. Loomer fits right in.
×
×
  • Create New...