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jimmyjazz

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  1. That's the one I was aiming for. Is it a safe walk at night? My wife & I. I am a very large, threatening man. Maybe.
  2. We're going to a concert in El Paso on October 1. It's at the Abraham Chavez Theater, in an area with nearby museums, a ballpark, etc. There's also a nearby Greyhound bus station, which seems suboptimal. Anyway, we'd like to stay within walking distance of the theater but not if that area is some dystopian hellscape. If it IS a dystopian hellscape, where should we look for hotels within reasonable Uber/Lyft distance? Theater is blue marker, nearest (apparently) decent hotel is red marker, part of the Marriott chain:
  3. jimmyjazz replied to Pancho's topic in Football
    Would have been 4th and goal from the 21.
  4. jimmyjazz replied to Pancho's topic in Football
    I dunno, that uncalled hold was pretty game-changing. Yeah, all blown calls count but that one likely flipped the script.
  5. So no Wisner, Moore, January, almost no Baxter (1 snap), and Simmons was limited. Who am I leaving out? Oh yeah: Arch looked like ass on toast. What a day.
  6. Gracias. Second stupid question: I know Simmons had an elbow brace on before the game. texassports lists him as a starter but with zero stats. Did he play at all? In my defense, I had one eye on the game, one on the food I was preparing for family and several guests, and one eye on my beer(s). That's right, 3 eyes.
  7. I checked two box scores and couldn't find my answer, so I'm going to the experts: how many penalties did we commit yesterday?
  8. jimmyjazz replied to ftf82's topic in Austin
    Is Ditty's that live music joint near Dirty's?
  9. Sounds like someone created an alternative logo. Can you post it on this thread? Not that the city would ever capitulate.
  10. Let's not get crazy. Top 3 on 1984, yeah. Top 3 all time? Not a chance in the world.
  11. jimmyjazz replied to Pancho's topic in Football
    I would assume. They had to remove the facemask before removing the helmet. That doesn't happen instantaneously.
  12. jimmyjazz replied to Pancho's topic in Football
    Well played, ND. Jesus. (heh)
  13. jimmyjazz replied to Pancho's topic in Football
    Well, he's moving an arm. I guess that's something.
  14. jimmyjazz replied to Pancho's topic in Football
    That looked bad. Hope I'm wrong.
  15. Moreover, there is no way his MAGA multi-decade cop dad would let him live at home with a man transitioning into a woman.
  16. Yup. Three iconic songs (yes, including "Jump") and a lot of solid deeper cuts. And then it all went to hell.
  17. Gracias. Basically a BCBSTX plan not offered to me. (Not to say I don't have similar coverage, I'll just have to check.)
  18. Trump floated RICO today, in a totally nonironic move.
  19. She wants to "bring back" the death penalty. Utah currently retains the death penalty. Over half the country does. Well done, Nancy, you simp.
  20. Ah, so it's the plan. (HMO vs PPO, etc.). I don't think I'm on ERS. I do however love beer and bbq.
  21. Is there no such legal construct as conspiracy any more? If a mob boss compels underlings to commit a crime, he is a conspirator in that crime, no? If a podcaster spews hateful rhetoric and advocates for (say) the stoning of gays, and some gays get literally (literally!) stoned, is that not conspiratorial behavior? It's just "opinion"? I was taught that freedom of speech doesn't imply freedom from consequences, but maybe I was stoned that day (ahem).
  22. That scale seems to be unnecessarily compressed. 80 ("above 80" is "very good") but 73 is "horrible"? Congratulations! You've gone from 77.2 to 77.9! Average to good!
  23. Believe it or not, there was a time when it was fairly common for people outside of the state to ask "Texas Aggies?" when they met a UT grad. It seemed to gain the most traction during and shortly after the Jackie Sherrill years. And, the football teams in "Best Little Whorehouse In Texas" (1978) are the "Texas Aggies" and the "Longhorns".
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