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jimmyjazz

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  1. That depends. Is the phrase being used by some over the hill jock wearing a $5K suit and a $10K watch (and tennis shoes), waving a pen and trying to opine about the likelihood of a given upcoming game's outcome?
  2. My older dog takes Trazadone. I'm sleeping with one eye open tonight. #sandman
  3. Well, you have to understand, all those Christians who lost loved ones for decades to polio just weren't vaccinated with Jesus. Same for centuries of death due to tuberculosis, smallpox, etc. They just weren't holy enough.
  4. It has to be a mind twist for the Major acolytes who bought into the Richie Cunningham vs Eddie Haskell myth only to find out that Major was by far the shittier human being. Well, probably not. Those kind of people don't self-reflect, ever.
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    Spoon

    I'm pretty sure it gets to an actual in box. Beyond that, no idea.
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    Spoon

    There are some asks that are a little steep, and that's one of them. Can I interest you in an all-girl punk/grunge band?
  7. F'n A. Well done.
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    New Music 2025

  9. Sam's story is a bit Rudy, a bit Vince Papale, and a bit legit. I can understand why some Texas fans deify him. He was far from a bad athlete, but he was far from an elite athlete, too. "Tough" goes a long ways. One of my HS friends was about as everyday an athlete as they come, but he was fucking relentless. Ended up having a cup of coffee in MLB when we all told him to give up baseball after high school. He was having none of that. D1 to juco back to D1 to rookie to A (you get the idea). Still coaches in the minor leagues. Some guys just don't quit, and a lot of weekend warrior types see their reflection in that.
  10. West Memphis: little known vacation gem
  11. Hold your horses there, cowboy. You must understand -- all young people are lazy, unengaged social media junkies. They couldn't be bothered to learn anything about our history or our system of government.
  12. Laguna is Anastasis. Anastasis is Laguna.
  13. You need to man up and argue in good faith. LMAO.
  14. Y'all will note that our resident fascist "libertarian" has turned tail and avoided me but is determined to inject the phrase "race rhetoric" into the conversation. Drink!
  15. It's not exactly close to Fayetteville, but Hot Springs is kinda cool in a weird way. Worth an overnight visit. There's a giant (formerly) grand hotel there from back in the mob days.
  16. Holy shit. OK, buddy. I honestly wish the best for you.
  17. It's a bad thing that it matters so much to you.
  18. Educate me, professor. You have the biggest brain around these parts. Fill in the gaps for me and the other goldfish.
  19. Yup, goldfish brain. Lucky as hell, though.
  20. Oh go fuck yourself. You care about this shit WAY too much.
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