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jimmyjazz

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  1. Well that's a high bar.
  2. Can NOBODY read a cue card? Holy shit. Literacy, it's over.
  3. I thought "wrestling" was stupid when I was 5. Nothing has changed. I have never understood why grown ass adults watch that shit (and I was a HS wrestler).
  4. Shoot, Brady might prefer Quinn.
  5. Christ, there's a Bucee's in Giddings. If you're that determined to drive your kids while drunk then stop halfway to your destination.
  6. Cocks are putting a bunch of guys in the NFL
  7. My only experience with the disease was an incurable brain cancer my dad succumbed to, so take this with a grain of salt, but if you're struggling with the choice of Mayo or Anderson then I think it's pretty much a good call either way.
  8. mid-2nd round? That seems highly optimistic.
  9. Love all the Cowboys fans in attendance . . . "uh, yay?"
  10. If it's like youth/UIL rules, 30 minutes from last lightning strike within (I think) 10 miles.
  11. Wow, nice comparison . . . Chris Jones
  12. Alfred!
  13. Jesus Christ, bring a milk jug, troglodyte.
  14. Mel Kiper is absolutely losing it while denying that he's absolutely losing it.
  15. lulz Saints & Sanders oops
  16. Uh, yes?
  17. Roger Goodell has the charisma of a mushroom.
  18. It's the most obvious answer. I would assume most of those also have zero disposable income.
  19. Why do people burn perfectly good vacation/PTO time to go to the draft? In Green Bay?
  20. Man, that Sanders family just can't catch a break.
  21. Ain't my problem he lives in South Austin.
  22. It's pouring at 360/2222. Dammit.
  23. Those are exactly the two I use. HEB when it's available, Morton's if I have to.
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