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jimmyjazz

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  1. I have no dog in the Oilers V Titans war, but why would Warren Moon be doling out Titans jerseys?
  2. I get as giddy as a 5-year-old on Christmas Eve every time we play these dipshits, regardless of sport. It usually turns out to be a great Christmas.
  3. First, he's very mature, and studies film like a high level pro. Beyond that, he's driven and has a very high motor. The Broncos' secondary is about to be elite.
  4. I have yet to see a cogent argument for why the 8th largest school district in Texas contributes 3.5X as much money as any other school district in the state. The counterargument is usually "property values hurr durr durr" which is total prima facie lunacy. Come on. We get fucked year after year, and gleefully so.
  5. Wow, I'm surprised they're that different in terms of density. Good to know, thanks.
  6. Jahdae's wallet. That guy is gifted, smart, studious and humble.
  7. She IS a tryst. Wait, she's a three-way. Whatever.
  8. . . . and Grubbs and Harrison took a step forward.
  9. I'm not saying Banks is Travis Hunter, but downgrading him (not really him, just the team for picking another o-lineman) while acknowledging that he might actually be a functional tackle OR guard seems pretty silly. But, Kiper.
  10. Well, the guy ran for 1000 yards one season. That's a little more than "they just let him use his legs when he wanted". It was a pretty profound shift in QB style of play. (And VY wasn't Vick, to be sure.)
  11. Team dependent. The Falcons let Michael Vick do what he did. Then, he killed some dogs.
  12. Kelvin Banks is a "C"?
  13. Today I learned that Miranda Lambert is a Packers fan.
  14. To this point, I usually budget a teaspoon of coarse kosher salt per pound of protein -- ANY protein -- and for BBQ I use twice as much black pepper as salt. Some well-known Q joints in central Texas use even more pepper than that (as high as 9:1, which is too much for me to try because I don't want to waste the better part of a day for some extra black pepper).
  15. Much like SEC football, I am of the opinion that SEC baseball's reputation is a bit overinflated, and the conference benefits from those lingering high rankings as the season goes along.
  16. Not that I care (or that that has ever stopped me), but I wouldn't describe that as "close to". Grabbing another couple of boards on average would be a 28% improvement and still only be 9 boards per game.
  17. Just wanted to chime in and say I appreciate the way you've spoken about these issues. I am starting to suspect that someone I am close to -- not family, but someone I've known for decades -- may in fact be on that spectrum. You are describing their decision-making habits spot on.
  18. That UGA sweep isn't looking so good at this point.
  19. ESPN's obsession with Sanders has officially become pathetic. It's a bad QB class. He's not at the top of the class. Here we are. Do the math, Mel, you fat fucking regard.
  20. Boot pull. Jizz jar adjacent. Simple college hijinks.
  21. Oh no. Sanders slipped further.
  22. If the Packers don't figure out how to market "Green and Golden" then they need to fire their marketing department. (Ironically, my nephew interned in their marketing dept coming out of UW a few years back.)
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