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jimmyjazz

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  1. Well, that's offensive. I much prefer Serbian midget porn myself. F'n insurance companies probably draw the line there, some sort of "pre-existing condition" or some such.
  2. That's so cool. I love hearing stories like that. Artists have real lives and sometimes things just don't go right.
  3. It would be one of the more justfiable gofundme-s I've seen. Medical bills + housing add up, doesn't matter which bucket they end up in.
  4. This could end badly.
  5. Next up: Shaq and The General morph into TrumpSure:
  6. Let's start with the obvious regarding the Trumphone and mobile plan. They wouldn't exist if they didn't make him money. Now, let's agree to set aside the rampant cynicism that Trump and company are banking on. They wear people down by design. Don't play along. What's that you say? This newest grift represents a violation of federal ethics laws? Why yes! Call it what it is and stop crying in the corner that nothing can be done. I am beyond tired of Democrats folding. Make yourself heard, loud and clear, over and over again. Fuck your "friends and family" you don't want to alienate.
  7. Did Kirk Hammett transition from grandmother to Michael Bolton?
  8. It quite literally becomes almost indelible muscle memory. The only confusion becomes "left foot first or right foot first?". (Most learn the latter, I learned the former.)
  9. I would just like to point out that any multibillionaire who gives away his entire wealth for tax reasons isn't smart enough to be a mutlibillionaire. Therefore, that's not why it happens.
  10. Why does it have to be faith-based? Why can't it just be goodness-based?
  11. It's literally something one can learn in a few hours. Those soldiers were sandbagging.
  12. Walz should absolutely refuse that call should it be made. Democrats simply have to stop trying to do everything the "right" way and start fighting dirty. It's not lost on me that most of the heavy hitters are women -- AOC, Katie Porter, etc. They care about being correct and about landing punches, which is as it should be.
  13. Well, I was thinking about a ban on entering, not leaving.
  14. It wasn't a direct "penalty", but they used to count up to 20 sports, with no more than 10 for either gender. Now it's the top 19 sports with some written in to be counted regardless. It reduces some of the Pac 10/12 schools' inherent advantage of yore.
  15. I think most consider the "West Coast Offense" as a Walsh invention. Before him, Don Coryell was passing the crap out of the ball but it wasn't the same offense, even though it was called the same name.
  16. Fun fact: the Arch is 630 feet tall and 630 feet wide. Doesn't look it.
  17. My wife, who is hardly a political firebrand, went to the No Kings rally in Austin today. Some lady gave her this sign, and I'm very proud of her for carrying it throughout:
  18. It's not the first time they've used it. They used it extensively during the 2020 campaign. Fogerty was on record as being amused & confused about their seeming ignorance about the point of the song, which was exactly Trump's experience -- family wealth leveraged to evade the war.
  19. Somebody who knows more about the interwebs than I do (which is all of you) . . . is this verifiable? Not the flag part, that's pretty easy to determine (see Russian flag below), but is this a real tweetxtruthwhatever?
  20. My sis sent me this press photo from St. Louis. Pretty damn cool.
  21. It would not bother me one bit if the rest of the world -- all of it -- instituted a travel ban against United States citizens.
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