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MAUFRAIS

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  1. I still have my heisman with dreads shirt.
  2. MAUFRAIS

    Landman

    In today’s episode, Don Draper forgets his 4 digit code to use the copier in Carrizo Springs and the fat elderly Mexican ladies get annoyed and then look it up for him.
  3. There was a made for tv movie where she got date raped at o. Henry if you’re into that kinda thing.
  4. Even Pitch & Putt is fucked
  5. And don’t waste money on Latin classes
  6. Hair pie!
  7. Maybe get one of those little rides like the old lady in Gremlins?
  8. Yeah I don’t know. I like it a lot.
  9. Heads or tubgirl
  10. If you’ve never had the ribs at Country Tavern, you should duck South at Texarkana to go through Kilgore.
  11. Also drag queen refs?
  12. Knew we were down 1 in the bottom of the 9th. Checked the score. “How the hell did we win by 3? There’s only one way that’d be possible…”
  13. It was at the end of the game. They threw an incomplete pass which stopped the clock and he wanted to get the fuck off the field.
  14. I like this shit:
  15. Our band needs to work final countdown into the halftime show at Kyle.
  16. if you go to the michigan game you will get to witness this again.
  17. Jeez now I kind of feel bad for shitting on barbecue Bob in my surveys. They didn’t show that to him when he got canned did they?
  18. Whores
  19. Where is that? Right behind the old one?
  20. The comeback win over Duke in the chick fil a bowl is the stuff of legend.
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