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MAUFRAIS

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  1. How’re his decorating skills up at the dick’s sporting goods?
  2. Got the notification today that I will get peach bowl tickets if we make it, but we can’t go. The lesson I need to learn is that if I qualify for tickets, that means it’s a buyers market and I don’t want any.
  3. And stork here. Everybody thought the stork was brain damaged.
  4. MAUFRAIS

    Getting old sucks

    Your feet look like they drank out of the wrong grail.
  5. The fuck is a opp? Take me frame by frame it
  6. He’s also in waking life
  7. Charge went through but no tickets yet.
  8. Sark probably assumed Quinn would get injured again by now.
  9. The one I want to know about is Gossett Homes in Tarrytown. They are gigantic, expensive, and appear to be vacant.
  10. I knew I was a grownup when I started liking the tiny toast and banana runts
  11. Maybe the whole team needs to peroxide their hair for the playoffs?
  12. Whatever happened to that dude here in Austin who was a figure in the printed gun movement then went to jail for underage hookers? Haven’t heard about him since. As I remember he kind of looked like baker mayfield.
  13. Hopefully the broadcast talks about how they both have been recognized as the 1939 champions, but that one has several since then.
  14. I enjoyed when that rj young guy refuted the other dude’s point by basically saying that Oklahoma has always been a terrible place and that until now they’ve had a successful program in spite of that.
  15. He should rap over the Barenaked Ladies’ Brian Wilson.
  16. “This is the sound of someone getting lewy body dementia”
  17. Good thing I didn’t kill my gay lover or adopted Asian daughter.
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