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MAUFRAIS

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  1. I heard when he woke up that day the first thing he said was “what the fuck are these uniforms?”
  2. Those parents were irate when they got rid of bowling.
  3. Bowie better than Anderson? Was fighting a criteria?
  4. Dirty’s was open. That’s why they got to keep Jimbo’s trophy.
  5. I’m losing my edge
  6. Is Scotty football going to get anybody worth a shit?
  7. Holy shit
  8. With regards to our empty seats behind home plate, how difficult would it be to reconfigure and not have the aisle right down the middle?
  9. Next to your deeper fears We stand surrounded by a million years
  10. East bound lake Austin boulevard onto redbud next.
  11. Maybe these people tried to prove they knew how not to be seen.
  12. Throw him at the pylon to get that goal line extended to infinity
  13. Only one way to find out. Kind of like those professors at OU who fed Tusko the Elephant LSD until it died.
  14. Me removing them from my favorite teams on my phone really had to hurt.
  15. Time slots out
  16. They’ll just quit caring. There won’t even be anyone to laugh at. We should’ve carved OU logos into their foreheads.
  17. Yesterday, when they took down the Burger King sign on 35th Street.
  18. I liked where the police opinion was that the A&M fans should not be allowed to attend future College World Series. Looks to be handled.
  19. If I’m a lot lizard does that make it a workplace accident? I learned in Fight Club that life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip.
  20. Great line. It’ll get him my business if I’m ever lucky enough to get creamed by a big rig.
  21. You can win B Type
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